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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?" You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos   | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?" ??? and you're qualified HOW? | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos "I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job. | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? ??? and you're qualified HOW?" I'm not but everyone has to start sometime if you want I will be careful and not leave it on too long.  | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?" Good luck with that..er lol. | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos
I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job. "Just looked and boots dont stock "bum bleach"  | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? ??? and you're qualified HOW? I'm not but everyone has to start sometime if you want I will be careful and not leave it on too long. "Haha...it happens to be banned in the Uk | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos
I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job.
Just looked and boots dont stock "bum bleach" "Well I am not an expert but the hair stuff would be ok i am thinking cos it doesn't burn your scalp or anything. | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? ??? and you're qualified HOW? I'm not but everyone has to start sometime if you want I will be careful and not leave it on too long.
Haha...it happens to be banned in the Uk"What the police would lock me up? | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol "I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes. | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes."I just actually bloody well pee'd my self laughing! | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos
I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job.
Just looked and boots dont stock "bum bleach"
Well I am not an expert but the hair stuff would be ok i am thinking cos it doesn't burn your scalp or anything."well really you should do your own...60 volume peroxide would be my best bet...DO make sure you post how you get on..IF you ever sit down again lol | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes."Hey! You could leave it on for too long, then get to apply burn cream too! | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol "Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes.
Hey! You could leave it on for too long, then get to apply burn cream too! "I would be real careful and use a stopwatch so not on too long for sure. | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos
I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job.
Just looked and boots dont stock "bum bleach"
Well I am not an expert but the hair stuff would be ok i am thinking cos it doesn't burn your scalp or anything.
well really you should do your own...60 volume peroxide would be my best bet...DO make sure you post how you get on..IF you ever sit down again lol"Mine is not stained its ok but I am not really interested in doing mens its women's bum holes that interest me. | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes."fucking hell! hahahaha  | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck "I wouldn't do colgate bum boles I would be careful not to go that far you wouldn't want a glow in the dark hole for sure. | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes.
Hey! You could leave it on for too long, then get to apply burn cream too!
I would be real careful and use a stopwatch so not on too long for sure."I meant you could get double the pleasure, first anal bleach cream, then burn cream. | |||
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"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl" Sure cos people do teeth all the time so why not bums to make them fresh looking. | |||
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"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl" Can you imagine a beach bum with a bleached bum? | |||
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"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl Sure cos people do teeth all the time so why not bums to make them fresh looking. "Will you change your avatar pic if you get yours done? | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes.
Hey! You could leave it on for too long, then get to apply burn cream too!
I would be real careful and use a stopwatch so not on too long for sure.
I meant you could get double the pleasure, first anal bleach cream, then burn cream. "That kind of worries me see if I over bleached a womans bum her hubbie might be well pissed and resort to..... well something not nice. | |||
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"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl Sure cos people do teeth all the time so why not bums to make them fresh looking. "Yerrr but it would be like gilding a wheely bin and thats still full of shite | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face.... "So you are up for it? | |||
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"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl Sure cos people do teeth all the time so why not bums to make them fresh looking.
Will you change your avatar pic if you get yours done?"If i was to get mine done sure but i am not into doing mine or guys bums. | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it? "Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose | |||
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"Post of the week nomination from me "this | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose "I will throw in a 240v massage too | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too "240v in the anus????? | |||
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"my husband has just read this post and is in tears with laughter....." Will he let me come round and we can do yours? Bet he is a nice guy and would love to see you glowing at bedtime. | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
240v in the anus?????"No no wow that would be not nice a back 240 v massage much better. | |||
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@shallow hal ...you rock! | |||
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"Start with a bit of tipex for a practise run xx "So on a meet after do I ask her or just start tipexing out her.... what do you call them rust stains? | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too "If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair " | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair "Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching? | |||
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"Start with a bit of tipex for a practise run xx
So on a meet after do I ask her or just start tipexing out her.... what do you call them rust stains?"Rusty sherriffs badge . | |||
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"Start with a bit of tipex for a practise run xx
So on a meet after do I ask her or just start tipexing out her.... what do you call them rust stains? Rusty sherriffs badge . "Can I ask have you done the tipex on the sheriffs badge its just that you come across as having some experience and wisdom on this. | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching? "You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?
You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined "If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested? | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?
You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined "You'd let Gordon Ramsey redecorate ya back door... | |||
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"Surely it's Duraglit for a rusty sheriff's badge...  "Or maybe a quick Grit Blast . Use to get the rust of gas pipes for Bp | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?
You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined
If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested? "ermmmmmmm let me think about it..... NOPE | |||
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I'm loving this!!
Shallow Hal..we should go for a pint, I'm straight, but let's go drink some beer and talk some shite! | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?
You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined
If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?
ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....
NOPE "Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti? | |||
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"@this thread lolz!
I'm loving this!!
Shallow Hal..we should go for a pint, I'm straight, but let's go drink some beer and talk some shite! "Have you ever worn suspenders and how dark is your sheriffs badge? | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?
You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined
If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?
ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....
NOPE
Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti? "and some alfafa beans eh | |||
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"@this thread lolz!
I'm loving this!!
Shallow Hal..we should go for a pint, I'm straight, but let's go drink some beer and talk some shite!
Have you ever worn suspenders and how dark is your sheriffs badge? "Actually, scratch that pint.  | |||
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"@this thread lolz!
I'm loving this!!
Shallow Hal..we should go for a pint, I'm straight, but let's go drink some beer and talk some shite!
Have you ever worn suspenders and how dark is your sheriffs badge?
Actually, scratch that pint. "Chicken | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes."This man is gas hahahahaha | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?
You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined
If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?
ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....
NOPE
Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti?
and some alfafa beans eh "I... what are they? I could go apple pie and custard although all that food then doing the bleaching might not be the wisest combination we could bleach first? | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck
I wouldn't do colgate bum boles I would be careful not to go that far you wouldn't want a glow in the dark hole for sure."I think a glow in the dark hole could be quite beneficial. | |||
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"google starwhite
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck
I wouldn't do colgate bum boles I would be careful not to go that far you wouldn't want a glow in the dark hole for sure.
I think a glow in the dark hole could be quite beneficial. "Yeh your right like airport night time landing lights it could be wicked for in the dark sex. | |||
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What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing. "its anal bleaching cream | |||
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"google starwhite
What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing. "rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears | |||
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"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol
Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck
I wouldn't do colgate bum boles I would be careful not to go that far you wouldn't want a glow in the dark hole for sure.
I think a glow in the dark hole could be quite beneficial. "Yeh your right like airport night time landing lights it could be wicked for in the dark sex. | |||
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"google starwhite
What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.
rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears "Dont ever google waffles they sure not good for you best advice ever honest. | |||
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" Chicken "I ain't a chicken about nothing!
But I draw the line at some dude bleaching my arsehole! | |||
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"google starwhite
What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.
rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears
Dont ever google waffles they sure not good for you best advice ever honest. "Seen that , it's the fried rice you really got to watch out for | |||
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" Chicken
I ain't a chicken about nothing!
But I draw the line at some dude bleaching my arsehole! "Live a little I will buy the stockings | |||
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"google starwhite
What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.
rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears
Dont ever google waffles they sure not good for you best advice ever honest.
Seen that , it's the fried rice you really got to watch out for "Rice? | |||
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"google starwhite
What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.
rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears
Dont ever google waffles they sure not good for you best advice ever honest.
Seen that , it's the fried rice you really got to watch out for
Rice?"Yep don't google fried rice | |||
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" Chicken
I ain't a chicken about nothing!
But I draw the line at some dude bleaching my arsehole!
Live a little I will buy the stockings "Fuck right off! lol!
Muahaha your bloody joking.
Dude you got more chance of winning the lotto 3 times on the consecutive bounce than getting me in stockings and/or somewhat "combiningly" bleaching my pretty arsehole. | |||
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"the weird thing is the site i clicked on has a colour chart? black, blue red silver, clear, white and mixed. i would imagine by default the colour would go red for a while but what are the other colours for? a blue bum ??" It was blue I think don't look. | |||
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" Chicken
I ain't a chicken about nothing!
But I draw the line at some dude bleaching my arsehole!
Live a little I will buy the stockings
Fuck right off! lol!
Muahaha your bloody joking.
Dude you got more chance of winning the lotto 3 times on the consecutive bounce than getting me in stockings and/or somewhat "combiningly" bleaching my pretty arsehole. "That good? give me some lottery numbers and quick I'll put a tenner on. | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?
You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined
If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?
ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....
NOPE
Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti?
and some alfafa beans eh
I... what are they? I could go apple pie and custard although all that food then doing the bleaching might not be the wisest combination we could bleach first? "Mind you... with energy prices rising, it might help to have a glow in the dark arse hole.... | |||
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"Thanks hal I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....
So you are up for it?
Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose
I will throw in a 240v massage too
If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............ its only fair
Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?
You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined
If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?
ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....
NOPE
Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti?
and some alfafa beans eh
I... what are they? I could go apple pie and custard although all that food then doing the bleaching might not be the wisest combination we could bleach first?
Mind you...
with energy prices rising, it might help to have a glow in the dark arse hole.... "I am glad you have come round to the idea when do we do it? | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos "I have done research and you use Pink Daisy its specialist stuff. | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?" why not offer a pube platting or extensions service. as well | |||
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"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive? why not offer a pube platting or extensions service. as well" I once came across a really dense vag forest but its too wiry to plat isn't it? | |||
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"One way to get rid of clinkers I suppose.x" I think you have to pluck them off first I have been reading up on the techniques. | |||
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" Well I am not an expert but the hair stuff would be ok i am thinking cos it doesn't burn your scalp or anything." Try putting a dab on your bell end.... Think you may find it smarts a tad... | |||
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"did you check in super drug as well because you would need a large haul of drugs to allow anyone near your rusty bullit hole !!!!!" You can get it on line and as long as you follow instructions and time its perfectly safe just getting volunteers is hard.  | |||
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What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.
its anal bleaching cream"advice make sure no cats about as they like bleach lol | |||
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"There's a few arseholes on here that need lightening up lol" .. dont you mean they need a bleaching | |||
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