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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wats the naughtiest or kinkiest thing u have done.

my one is i used the bbq sauce bottle to fuck myself with, my ex came home that night and wanted bbq ribs for dinner, on the table was the bbq sauce bottle, if only he had known what i had been doin with it earlier that day, (also sky remote, saucepan handles, rollin pin) and the on duty copper who came round and lost his police car keys in mine lol

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

hmm... quite a list really... ho about using a courgette for anal? We didn't return it to the kitchen afterwards though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once shagged my first wife up the arse while she was on the phone to her dad, he being a 60y/o Italian Catholic hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hmmmmmm?

I could tell ya but id have to kill ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time, at band camp ~~~~~~~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I am going to say is it involved tinned peach slices,ex partners pussy and cream 'mine that is' mmmmm tasty

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm, tied up and blindfolded, spread over the dining table and had anything from ice, cucumbers, lollies, chocolate liquid, candle wax, cock, and warm coffee in me, up me etc lol, fucking while Steve was on the phone to EMI records lol, on the back of our Harley in daylight, then relaised we were being watched. anal with didlo up my pussy ,and then both in my pussy, in the car giving steve a blow job while he was driving, he repaid me days after by blindfolding me putting me in the car and handing me a courgette to play with till he stopped blindfolded me and then had me such his cock with chocolate on it...and many more hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex in the cathedral...is that kinky or naughty?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sex in the cathedral...is that kinky or naughty?????"

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "God, I'm coming!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It certainly did

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

think you lot should audition for BGT....dirty buggers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sex in the cathedral...is that kinky or naughty?????"

Dunno, I've led a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my lover bukakke'd me with my own cum in the back of my car. She sat on my face and rubbed herself thoroughly over me and then licked off most and wiped the rest dry with her panties.

(I guess by the standards of most on here, I've lived a sheltered life)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some things one should really keep to ones self!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

my kinkyness stays within the confines of my house

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By *ountrypairCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

wat not even photies wendy lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my lover bukakke'd me with my own cum in the back of my car. She sat on my face and rubbed herself thoroughly over me and then licked off most and wiped the rest dry with her panties.

(I guess by the standards of most on here, I've lived a sheltered life) "

Thanks, just had me fucking dinner too.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"When my lover bukakke'd me with my own cum in the back of my car. She sat on my face and rubbed herself thoroughly over me and then licked off most and wiped the rest dry with her panties.

(I guess by the standards of most on here, I've lived a sheltered life)

Thanks, just had me fucking dinner too. "

me too just had creamy pasta,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmm

there was this time with a banana ...

think he stuck it back in the fruit bowl after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I am going to say is it involved tinned peach slices,ex partners pussy and cream 'mine that is' mmmmm tasty

lol "

mmmmm i love food yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a Real good peach...

will never be found in a tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a Real good peach...

will never be found in a tin "

Very true mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sex in the cathedral...is that kinky or naughty?????"

what was the choir master wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to play with Kates pussy while I am driving back down M5 to Cornwall from the Midlands. Knickers off, her feet up on the dashboard, seat reclined. She's multi orgasmic and cums and cums

I regularly pull alongside lorries so that the driver can look down and have a right eyefull

As soon as we get off the motorway onto the A30, we stop for my reward. I know I'm going to get a mindblowing bj, so I'm all stiff an sticky in readyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one time, at band camp ~~~~~~~ "

This doesn't involve a flute does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmm, tied up and blindfolded, spread over the dining table and had anything from ice, cucumbers, lollies, chocolate liquid, candle wax, cock, and warm coffee in me, up me etc lol, fucking while Steve was on the phone to EMI records lol, on the back of our Harley in daylight, then relaised we were being watched. anal with didlo up my pussy ,and then both in my pussy, in the car giving steve a blow job while he was driving, he repaid me days after by blindfolding me putting me in the car and handing me a courgette to play with till he stopped blindfolded me and then had me such his cock with chocolate on it...and many more hehe."

Bloody hell the times I have had a scratched record I have taken it back to HMV ......never occured to me to deal direct with EMI lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Bloody hell the times I have had a scratched record I have taken it back to HMV ......never occured to me to deal direct with EMI lol "

Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to play with Kates pussy while I am driving back down M5 to Cornwall from the Midlands. Knickers off, her feet up on the dashboard, seat reclined. She's multi orgasmic and cums and cums

I regularly pull alongside lorries so that the driver can look down and have a right eyefull

As soon as we get off the motorway onto the A30, we stop for my reward. I know I'm going to get a mindblowing bj, so I'm all stiff an sticky in readyness

"

Damn !!!! any chance you could detour round the A1/A14 one night would brighten up my long night driving lol

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