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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woke up yesterday with a cold. Last night dave stsrts to sniffle and says msn flu. Think I need to go to B snd Q fir ply board to make the coffin, bless him xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just don't understand the horror of man flu

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've just had man flu. If they can have it and make a fuss, so can I!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't let him use that as an excuse not to wear his veils

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't let him use that as an excuse not to wear his veils"

No chance Ryan, challenge still on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed coughing my lungs up!

Sore ribs bad head and no naughty nurse to look after me!

Sobs into my pillows

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Flu jabs should be available very soon if not already.

If you're on the list, make sure you get yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flu jabs should be available very soon if not already.

If you're on the list, make sure you get yours."

Hsve to have one due to my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a bloke, I get quite irritated with men who have "flu". If you've actually had flu, you won't need to tell people, indeed you be able to tell people, you'll be in bed. Flu is a serious thing, a cold is not. Man The Fuck Up!

Man Flu for me is the same as football players pretending to be hurt, attention seeking gits!

Sorry is it Thursday?............

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Flu jabs should be available very soon if not already.

If you're on the list, make sure you get yours."

Oh sod it, something else to remember to do. My poor brain is going to explode at this rate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a bloke, I get quite irritated with men who have "flu". If you've actually had flu, you won't need to tell people, indeed you be able to tell people, you'll be in bed. Flu is a serious thing, a cold is not. Man The Fuck Up!

Man Flu for me is the same as football players pretending to be hurt, attention seeking gits!

Sorry is it Thursday?............

"

This was meant as a light hearted dig at my hubby but thsnk you for your input op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bloke, I get quite irritated with men who have "flu". If you've actually had flu, you won't need to tell people, indeed you be able to tell people, you'll be in bed. Flu is a serious thing, a cold is not. Man The Fuck Up!

Man Flu for me is the same as football players pretending to be hurt, attention seeking gits!

"

I agree...and I'm a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer: Not that your OH is a bitch Julie ha! That should let me off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Disclaimer: Not that your OH is a bitch Julie ha! That should let me off. "

Youre a cheeky bugger ben xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disclaimer: Not that your OH is a bitch Julie ha! That should let me off.

Youre a cheeky bugger ben xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Disclaimer: Not that your OH is a bitch Julie ha! That should let me off.

Youre a cheeky bugger ben xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any men need some TLC, and have a big cock, im always here

its obvious women don't understand Man flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bloke, I get quite irritated with men who have "flu". If you've actually had flu, you won't need to tell people, indeed you be able to tell people, you'll be in bed. Flu is a serious thing, a cold is not. Man The Fuck Up!

Man Flu for me is the same as football players pretending to be hurt, attention seeking gits!

Sorry is it Thursday?............

This was meant as a light hearted dig at my hubby but thsnk you for your input op"

I realised when I started but then my Tourette's got the better of me and I couldn't stop

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Dont know if I have a heavy chest cold or mild flu.

All I know is eating maximum dose of paracetamol with decongestant and max dose of ibuprofen and still have only been able to get about 2/3 hours sleep due to the the cough that has wrecked my throat, the sweats, the sinus pain, the continual snot production and coughing fits causes me to throw up ever now and then (about 7 or 8 times in the last day).

Worst thing about it is that I have to go to the supermarket today so will probably end up passing this misery on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Shocking Truth:

Man Flu is a crippling and debilitating disorder indiscriminately striking down male members of the human species without warning. The illness is often referred to pejoratively by female members of the species who are in fact immune from the illness as man flu is now known to exclusively attack the XY chromosome carrier. If Man Flu is kind enough not to kill the infected party it will definitely leave him weak, sick, hurting everywhere and in dire need of TLC.

Medical professionals now also widely recognise that self diagnosis by the sufferer is the best means of identification as the symptoms of Man Flu are far more severe than the simple common cold which predominantly targets the XX chromosome holders (i.e. females). This goes some way to explain the cynicism some women display towards their male counterparts

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By *ucks In The CityWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Msn flu!!! never heard of that i knew you pc or laptop could get a virus but the flu lol

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