FabSwingers.com forum: I need cheering up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big

I have jaffa cakes and I'm going to bite your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have jaffa cakes and I'm going to bite your bum

now thats just teasing me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You mentioned the other day you were feeling a little low. Try standing up, then you will be higher. Your arse is ok-ish. Must be something bothering you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mentioned the other day you were feeling a little low. Try standing up, then you will be higher. Your arse is ok-ish. Must be something bothering you....."

Not that much taller when stood up

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Chin up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mentioned the other day you were feeling a little low. Try standing up, then you will be higher. Your arse is ok-ish. Must be something bothering you.....

Not that much taller when stood up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lube and reatraints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww come here and I will give you a hug and squeeze that lovely bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And can't spell for laughing

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Trust QOT to lower the tone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's no good. Take a deep breath and get a shot of JD. That'll help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust QOT to lower the tone...

I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe should find something to do

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Trust QOT to lower the tone...

I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe should find something to do

Or someone lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Can I tempt you with Tonguetastic Haribos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just sat down with a nice cup of coffee n box of jaffa cakes yummy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Watch the link I gave you yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust QOT to lower the tone...

I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe should find something to do

Or someone lol"

I'm not allowed to for three more weeks

sits and cries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv just sat down with a nice cup of coffee n box of jaffa cakes yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust QOT to lower the tone...

I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe should find something to do

Don't, you will just encourage me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've just seen a guy with a huge cock. That's damned depressing. It made me stop my 'you're looking good' dance in front of the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just seen a guy with a huge cock. That's damned depressing. It made me stop my 'you're looking good' dance in front of the mirror

no thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust QOT to lower the tone...

I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe should find something to do

Or someone lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust QOT to lower the tone...

I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe I should find something to do

Don't, you will just encourage me

Oh I'm sure you don't need encouragement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

know the feeling today

btw very nice ass

Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notice he's ignored my restraints post lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Notice he's ignored my restraints post lol

Have you got restraint posts in your bedroom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some Jaffa cakes.... I could spank your bum for you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knock knock..."
who's there??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have some Jaffa cakes.... I could spank your bum for you !

put me down for the next social

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Notice he's ignored my restraints post lol

who has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust QOT to lower the tone...

I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe I should find something to do

Don't, you will just encourage me

Oh I'm sure you don't need encouragement

I'm just about managing to control my self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some Jaffa cakes.... I could spank your bum for you !

put me down for the next social

It will be more than my hand at the next social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm deeply hurt .............. you said u were standing in front of me and since then u've done nothing but moan and groan

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey "

I could line them up couldn't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock...who's there??"

sorry wrong house

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

your bum s fine mate .. nip out and get some jaffa cakes .. good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knock knock...who's there??

sorry wrong house"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww

Here, have a ring doughnut

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm deeply hurt .............. you said u were standing in front of me and since then u've done nothing but moan and groan

Who discharged their weapon first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consider yourself to be lucky not to be shopping in a mall in Nairobi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock...who's there??"

Privateparts...!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

What if one gets wedged????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

What if one gets wedged????

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that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have some Jaffa cakes.... I could spank your bum for you !

put me down for the next social

It will be more than my hand at the next social

you have my complete attention now

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

What if one gets wedged????

that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention

Tweezers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

What if one gets wedged????

that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention

Tweezers?

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I was thinking more gentle and sensual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh

Weather was dry so I wonder what could have created a muddy hole????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh

and you didn't use it as a pic opportunity

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

What if one gets wedged????

that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention

Tweezers?

I was thinking more gentle and sensual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

What if one gets wedged????

that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention

Tweezers?

I was thinking more gentle and sensual

It's not wedged in a nice place is it

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

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same here had 2 years of hell now trying my best to hang on in there and hope things get better cos if not i'm throwing in the towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh

and you didn't use it as a pic opportunity

I was too busy holding peoples.......hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heels kept getting stuck amongst the decking on saturday night lol that would have made u laugh too

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

What if one gets wedged????

that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention

Tweezers?

I was thinking more gentle and sensual

It's not wedged in a nice place is it

I think.....I can....get it out....with my tongue...but its going to take a lot of time.....would that be better?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh

and you didn't use it as a pic opportunity

I was too busy holding peoples.......hands

Hahaha!!! I love euphemisms...pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh

and you didn't use it as a pic opportunity

I was too busy holding peoples.......hands

knickers on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey

I could line them up couldn't I?

you could

Where would you like me to start?

I think you know the perfect place to start

What if one gets wedged????

that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention

Tweezers?

I was thinking more gentle and sensual

It's not wedged in a nice place is it

I think.....I can....get it out....with my tongue...but its going to take a lot of time.....would that be better?

if you think it would be easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm all happy again except for the Tonguetastic Haribo that Bambi has left wedged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're that happy, nip and get me some cigs, I can't be arsed to go out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're that happy, nip and get me some cigs, I can't be arsed to go out. "

I would but I'm naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're that happy, nip and get me some cigs, I can't be arsed to go out.

I would but I'm naked

I'm sure they wouldn't mind, but I've been now.

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