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KNIVES FORKS AND SPOONS

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By *uton_couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

luton

its very strange that nearly everyones house has the cuttlery draw arranged arraged from left to right , knives forks and spoons

in fact if i notice someone has them arranged in a different order it makes me highly suspicious of them being aliens mascuarading as humans

be on your guard

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Why are you looking in other peoples cutlery drawers

Mine is'nt arranged like that

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Hmmmm mine are spoons forks and knives.

Have you got a fetish for cutlery as you check other peoples out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine has knives, forks and 'cheapo stuff' across and then the spoons (desert and tea) are horizontal across the bottom.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

That makes you half alien half werewolf I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think we should all be suspicious of the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no chance of mine looking like that.

It's contents look like those weapons amnesty tables you see on the latest crime programmes...all piled in a heap with unidentified implements in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy who wear trousers without a belt are highly suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine goes right to left with the knives, forks and spoons, may be something to do with me being Chinese, LOL!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I think we should all be suspicious of the OP "

For conning us all into think we are aliens?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I find it hard to believe you lot put the dam things away! Mine lives in the dishwasher and returns after use.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I find it hard to believe you lot put the dam things away! Mine lives in the dishwasher and returns after use. "

oooooooo Mr R wouldn't be able to sleep if cutlery was left in the drainer....he has OCD with it me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I think we should all be suspicious of the OP

For conning us all into think we are aliens?"

Yes im a vampire not an alien

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I find it hard to believe you lot put the dam things away! Mine lives in the dishwasher and returns after use.

oooooooo Mr R wouldn't be able to sleep if cutlery was left in the drainer....he has OCD with it me thinks."

Me thinks he thinks the knifes are safer out of sight! Hell i do

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I find it hard to believe you lot put the dam things away! Mine lives in the dishwasher and returns after use.

oooooooo Mr R wouldn't be able to sleep if cutlery was left in the drainer....he has OCD with it me thinks.

Me thinks he thinks the knifes are safer out of sight! Hell i do "

lol only on PMT week

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I find it hard to believe you lot put the dam things away! Mine lives in the dishwasher and returns after use.

oooooooo Mr R wouldn't be able to sleep if cutlery was left in the drainer....he has OCD with it me thinks.

Me thinks he thinks the knifes are safer out of sight! Hell i do

lol only on PMT week"

Hell i never remember when that is! I air on safety and hide the knifes and heave throwable heels!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Mine goes right to left with the knives, forks and spoons, may be something to do with me being Chinese, LOL! "

Snap, does that make me Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outs is the reverse - from left to right its:

Spoons

Forks

Knives

Teaspoons horizontal acros the bottom

Sandie once had a dream that I'd gone bizerk because I'd discovered a fork mixed in with the spoons

Can you believe that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmmmmm

from left to right mine is

vegetable peelers, serving spoons, desert spoons, tea spoons, forks, knives, corkscrews......

perhaps I better send word to the Mothership to come and get me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you lot are actually discussing this!!

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

i got kids cutlery then knifes then spoons then forks then sharp knifes and along the bottom i have teaspoons and a couple of teabags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must I hide Dan's Fondue forks now????

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By *ountrypairCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

ours are arranged in (wait a min ) a dont care lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a cutlery tray but have turned it 90 degrees to make more room for the other crap that don't fit in it. So our cutlery goes:

Bottom: Large spoons.

Middle: Knives

Top: Forks

Side: Small spoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And mine goes from front to back.

knives, forks and spoons and little uns at the side.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Can't believe you lot are actually discussing this!! "

And why not, these things are important if we don't want people to think we are aliens....we won't get any meets if they do !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its important...

me other draw is where i keep me choppers etc

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

yer all mad!! mine are in packets and go in the bin after use, along wi the paper plates xxx saves on the fairy liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ya know that harvey nicks sell washing up liquid at £5.95 a fooking bottle

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"yer all mad!! mine are in packets and go in the bin after use, along wi the paper plates xxx saves on the fairy liquid "

Now thats a much better idea

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"Did ya know that harvey nicks sell washing up liquid at £5.95 a fooking bottle "

fuck that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tesco,s finest here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its important...

me other draw is where i keep me choppers etc "

I thought this thread was turning into one about " TV's" ~~~~~~ large chopper in their drawers

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"tesco,s finest here "

fairy is only 98p lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its important...

me other draw is where i keep me choppers etc

I thought this thread was turning into one about " TV's" ~~~~~~ large chopper in their drawers "

well i got a large chopper in me drawers and im ALL woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got kids cutlery then knifes then spoons then forks then sharp knifes and along the bottom i have teaspoons and a couple of teabags?"

You have sharp knives in your house Kitty ? oMFG !

Listen very carefully .

Just sit there, don't move, everything is ok - the special doctor is on his way - just keep away from those knives

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