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By *obbytupper OP   Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them..............Here's how it goes ' Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you could try....excuse me love...do you have a mirror in your knickers...coz I can see myself in them

or

Do you like jewellrey?...you should suck my cock its a real gem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Hubby has one especially for valentines...

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I've got a knife

Now get in the f**king van

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My Hubby has one especially for valentines...

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I've got a knife

Now get in the f**king van"

is it wrong that made me actually laugh out loud???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it wrong that made me actually laugh out loud??? "

I laughed too... he sent it to me on valentines day and does have a van!

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By *obbytupper OP   Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"My Hubby has one especially for valentines...

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I've got a knife

Now get in the f**king van"

Is that Mrs West?

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