FabSwingers.com forum: What ruins a kiss?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much tonguing!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Too much tonguing!

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That can indeed ruin a perfectly good kiss....as can too much Saliva.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Slobber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

big wet sloppy ones. ewwwwwwwwww

bad teef and bad breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

"Washing machine" kisses, that just go round and round and round and round.....

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

garlic breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kisses that last too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burping when you've had too much fizzy drink. You know the ones that just appear.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

The face attached to it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Washing machine" kisses, that just go round and round and round and round....."

PARK LIFE!

lol

being too hard. used to kiss a girl when i was a kid and she used to drive her mouth onto you, love it soft and sensual mmmm

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The face attached to it....

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That was the obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Washing machine" kisses, that just go round and round and round and round....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it"

Oh no, that sounds awful

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!

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Did they get Bogies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The face attached to it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it

Oh no, that sounds awful"

Hell yeah its awful,I think they think its passionate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!

Did they get Bogies?

Well I was a bit worried

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!

Did they get Bogies?

Well I was a bit worried

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Imagine if they had made you sneeze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!

Did they get Bogies?

Well I was a bit worried

Imagine if they had made you sneeze!

That may have surprised them.....and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!

Did they get Bogies?

Well I was a bit worried

now that can be quite nice if done right (apart from the bogies)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!

Did they get Bogies?

Well I was a bit worried

Imagine if they had made you sneeze!

That may have surprised them.....and not in a good way

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Someone , somewhere would get off on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they try and kiss like they're in a movie. Like they're eating your face.

I like slow, sensual kissing.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

False teeth coming loose

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

I'm putting a positive vote in for the soft-mouthed, tongue-free, passionate snog - it's a dying art!

Now combine that with some full body contact.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my aunty hasn't shaved.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"False teeth coming loose

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Yikkkes!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The other person doing the washing machine eeeeew sloppy joe is never good

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"False teeth coming loose

lmao. I was on a 1st date yrs ago when 1 of my front crowns decided it was time to part company right into my pint. Think id have gladly died on the spot. Needless to say we never quite made date number 2

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

I'm putting a positive vote in for the soft-mouthed, tongue-free, passionate snog - it's a dying art!

Now combine that with some full body contact......."

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"False teeth coming loose

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How embarrassing....poor you...funny though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something the other person did, but when I was younger and was out on the town and had 1 too many ales and started kissing a girl and used to get room spin because I'd closed my eyes, and I had to stop kissing or I'd of been sick, not anymore I don't drink too much anymore,

Come on admit it we've all had room spin kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ruins a kiss?

When they suss out you are just trying to distract them and pinch their lose change!

Eddie

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

a baseball cap

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

When your grandad gets a stiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face hair

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

totally spoilt if a hard rigid tongue gets shoved into your mouth, and noisy slapping, wet ones - urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hard woodpecker kiss !!!! Eeek ! Had that one b4 ! Did try and teach him !!! But he was never going to be a soft sensual kisser !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made me laugh just what you need on a Monday, so to flip it around what makes the perfect kiss

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

I'm putting a positive vote in for the soft-mouthed, tongue-free, passionate snog - it's a dying art!

Now combine that with some full body contact......."

Me too. I go all weak kneed just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it"

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A runny nose

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hard tongue biting. That really ruined a kiss for me. Why did he even think this would be something I would want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

Ash tray breath.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im really not a fan of false teeth.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Goldfish kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

burping in there face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pickled onions

if your out there do you remember it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

Coldsores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting interrupted

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

no teeth ewwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The face attached to it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!

Uh er oh yeah!

Can't believe you just blurted that out on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it"

I don't.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thinking about it, the thing that really ruins a lovely kiss is when the other person then wipes their mouth as soon as you separate.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dribblings not good either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about it, the thing that really ruins a lovely kiss is when the other person then wipes their mouth as soon as you separate.

Yep, got to agree with you on that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled a absolutly stunning girl at my local we had fancyed each other for years she was like an angel all the blokes fancyed her but she was really shy anyway the first time we kissed it was so passionat and she accedently farted and went bright red i could not stop laughing witch made it worse

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Thinking about it, the thing that really ruins a lovely kiss is when the other person then wipes their mouth as soon as you separate.

I do that. I can't bear having wet lips. I get through many napkins while eating.

What ruins a kiss for me, apart from quite a few of the above, is tongue sucking. It's weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding a remnant of their dinner has popped into your mouth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent met a bad kisser yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness a bad kisser is anyone who tries to force it.

..or those that start off too fast.

I hate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

Btw...what is the obvious?...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Bad teeth, bad breath, slobber, those who just want to stab the back of your throat with their tongue, HEAVY smokers, excessive moaning (especially during a bad kiss, lol), being pulled in so tight that your teeth knock...

Many things, really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pulled a absolutly stunning girl at my local we had fancyed each other for years she was like an angel all the blokes fancyed her but she was really shy anyway the first time we kissed it was so passionat and she accedently farted and went bright red i could not stop laughing witch made it worse

Oh the poor girl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropping an anvil on your foot

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dropping an anvil on your foot

Is an anvil part of every kiss?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A swift knee to the baws would usually put a dampener on the procedings

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you've come out of the dentists and all your mouth is still numb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if there sick

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What about if there sick

In your mouth?

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Teeth banging is never good !!!

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"What about if there sick

In your mouth?"

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"What about if there sick

In your mouth?"

That's an inbetweener moment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about if there sick

What about a burp?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify this has never happened to me.

But it would be the worst don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about if there sick

What about a burp?...

Eww, and really smelly yucky one. Blurgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the poor girl x"

poor me we were together for 5 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone without the manners to get rid of chewing gum first

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Too much talking.

"Just shut up and kiss me" - not quite as romantic in real life as movies would have you believe.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Too much talking.

"Just shut up and kiss me" - not quite as romantic in real life as movies would have you believe."

It's worked for and with me. My ex used to kiss me to stop me talking.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Too much talking.

"Just shut up and kiss me" - not quite as romantic in real life as movies would have you believe.

It's worked for and with me. My ex used to kiss me to stop me talking.

Hahaha, that's a classic

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Puke breath lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it"
so very true x

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By *ral geniusMan
over a year ago

north notts

I get told I'm an amazing kisser, anyone for lessons??? No guys thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

Xmas presents from ya nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting a return visit

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

My lips becoming blue and bruised from the sucking action....yes there are such things as lip hickies!!!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"The face attached to it....

Rof lmao!!!!!! Love it Foe!

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By * and K coupleTV/TS
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

Had a lovely erotic kiss with a gorgeous girl last month,it was all going very nicely but then she started to break wind quite loudly and often,,it killed the moment and i burst out laughing.....just as well i wasnt doing something with my tounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rattley throat breather who fills your lungs with his garlic breath. Wide open mouth and a lung full of garlic breath is noxious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they go in too fast, crush your lip & bang their teeth against yours & a automatic grab for the boobs.

All for the slow gentle sensual kiss with full body contact. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dropping an anvil on your foot

Is an anvil part of every kiss?"

What! You don't carry one at all times?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Dropping an anvil on your foot

Is an anvil part of every kiss?

What! You don't carry one at all times?

I always have advil in case my brains hurt from too much sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm?

A fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snotty noses and garlic breath

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The lights on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a guy grabs the back of you head and pins himself against you as he tried to perform an endoscopy with him tongue

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tesco car park

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tesco car park "

It's much better in a Waitrose car park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tesco car park "

Well that would depend if you parked in a space or just stop bang in the middle and held up all the impatient shoppers

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Tesco car park

It's much better in a Waitrose car park."

Classy chick you are he he!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a guy grabs the back of you head and pins himself against you as he tried to perform an endoscopy with him tongue

I got to stop doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they try and kiss like they're in a movie. Like they're eating your face.

I like slow, sensual kissing. "

Definitely hate the face being eaten, I won't meet again if they cannot kiss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tesco car park

It's much better in a Waitrose car park."

Sainsburys keeps the scum out of Waitrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a guy grabs the back of you head and pins himself against you as he tried to perform an endoscopy with him tongue

I got to stop doing that

It's ok it wasn't you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tesco car park

It's much better in a Waitrose car park.

Sainsburys keeps the scum out of Waitrose

Alan Coren.

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

This is the funniest thread ive read in ages..classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be the person at the other end of it.

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