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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."

Missionary is good for intimacy but doggy is better for pounding lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.

Missionary is good for intimacy but doggy is better for pounding lol

Doggy is not part of my mission message. Save your knees and turn to missionary.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."

We love the missionary position, like you say it is full body contact and satisfying.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. "

Though no something I look for on here...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.

Though no something I look for on here...

I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

If they lady is laying on her front. Does this still count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If they lady is laying on her front. Does this still count? "

No. I don't know what that's called but 'the cave' is one of the satisfying things about the missionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missionary is good for intimacy but doggy is better for pounding lol

Muha!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Missionary is good for intimacy but doggy is better for pounding lol

Muha!

Roll over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.

Though no something I look for on here...

I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me."

figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."

I love this position with my partner in perversion.. for all others it's a case of get behind me lol I don't want full body contact or kissing or intimacy from random guys lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.

Though no something I look for on here...

I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.

figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up

Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm not one for basic missionary, legs over the shoulders or other variations are good

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm not one for basic missionary, legs over the shoulders or other variations are good"

I've got a lot of work to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.

Though no something I look for on here...

I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.

figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up

Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy."

but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.

Though no something I look for on here...

I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.

figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up

Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.

but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path

The Emerald Isle will be delivered. I'll see if I can recruit local missionaries first and then come out to ensure they are doing the good work.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Im just happy to get some

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Im just happy to get some

We swell the ranks with people just like you.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am crap at missionary

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am crap at missionary"

Well, I suppose it's a bit different for you. If you would like to experience the joy of missionary just let me know and I'll be in Scotland afore ye.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

it has its nice aspects true..

prefer a 'combo' usually..

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am crap at missionary

Well, I suppose it's a bit different for you. If you would like to experience the joy of missionary just let me know and I'll be in Scotland afore ye."

I dont have the upper body strength and always flop, my strength is in my legs

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im just happy to get some

We swell the ranks with people just like you."

lmao not quite sure how to take that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes I love missionary

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"it has its nice aspects true..

prefer a 'combo' usually..

We can get ecumenical in time, once the mission is strong.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."

We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"it has its nice aspects true..

prefer a 'combo' usually..

We can get ecumenical in time, once the mission is strong."

lets be a broad church now and get into bed with the other positions..

that way we can convert them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.

Though no something I look for on here...

I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.

figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up

Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.

but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path

The Emerald Isle will be delivered. I'll see if I can recruit local missionaries first and then come out to ensure they are doing the good work."

please be quick as there is news from the north that the gospel of doggy is being spread by a horde of wandering tall Blonde Scandinavian priests and priestess'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cowboy or reverse cowboy

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.

Though no something I look for on here...

I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.

figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up

Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.

but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path

The Emerald Isle will be delivered. I'll see if I can recruit local missionaries first and then come out to ensure they are doing the good work.

please be quick as there is news from the north that the gospel of doggy is being spread by a horde of wandering tall Blonde Scandinavian priests and priestess' "
we're packing our bags and heading North!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am crap at missionary

Well, I suppose it's a bit different for you. If you would like to experience the joy of missionary just let me know and I'll be in Scotland afore ye.

I dont have the upper body strength and always flop, my strength is in my legs

Snort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a missionary from Cod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."

especially with me poorly leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.

Though no something I look for on here...

I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.

figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up

Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.

but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path

The Emerald Isle will be delivered. I'll see if I can recruit local missionaries first and then come out to ensure they are doing the good work.

please be quick as there is news from the north that the gospel of doggy is being spread by a horde of wandering tall Blonde Scandinavian priests and priestess' we're packing our bags and heading North!"

No, dont go any where here the Giants Causeway ....come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."

There are variations which make it more satisfying but you GOTTA have some full body contact, I agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on

oops

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all. "

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.

We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???

It's more like a leaflet with some pictures.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on

This cause is much harder than I thought it would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

missionary is way forward...with plenty eye contact!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on

This cause is much harder than I thought it would be."

my bad

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on

This cause is much harder than I thought it would be.

my bad

And unrepentant I see. Lie down woman and take your punishment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on

This cause is much harder than I thought it would be.

my bad

And unrepentant I see. Lie down woman and take your punishment."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on

This cause is much harder than I thought it would be."

come over to the dark side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....

"get thee behind me satan"

with a whip and a long cane

ohhhh i say

Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on

This cause is much harder than I thought it would be.

my bad

And unrepentant I see. Lie down woman and take your punishment.

or kneel up for a nice spanking to get thought of the missionary out of your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh love a bit of missionary.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh love a bit of missionary.

Hallelujah! Lie down and assume the position.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I agree, there is definitely a place for missionary in even the most adventurous sexual repertoire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legs over shoulders?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

This is not common or garden missionary

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Legs over shoulders?

That must have another name. The "cave" isn't the same in that position.

Keep your legs down for this mission. We will get ecumenical once we have a following.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

This is not common or garden missionary"

Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

This is not common or garden missionary

Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary."

I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.

We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???

It's more like a leaflet with some pictures."

Pffffft I'm not bothering just for a minging leaflet get back to me when ya gotta proper campaign going !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legs over shoulders?

That must have another name. The "cave" isn't the same in that position.

Keep your legs down for this mission. We will get ecumenical once we have a following."

Problem is other positions get deeper.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

This is not common or garden missionary

Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.

I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position"

I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.

We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???

It's more like a leaflet with some pictures.

Pffffft I'm not bothering just for a minging leaflet get back to me when ya gotta proper campaign going !

We're trying to convert people who only look at the pictures. It's important to reel them in with tools that work.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Legs over shoulders?

That must have another name. The "cave" isn't the same in that position.

Keep your legs down for this mission. We will get ecumenical once we have a following.

Problem is other positions get deeper."

That's not a problem, just a matter of angles.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

This is not common or garden missionary

Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.

I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position

I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair."

Picture in your head, the bag pic in my gallery, doubled up and the missionary position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.

We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???

It's more like a leaflet with some pictures.

Pffffft I'm not bothering just for a minging leaflet get back to me when ya gotta proper campaign going !

We're trying to convert people who only look at the pictures. It's important to reel them in with tools that work.

TOOLS THAT WORK?????.......... I'm not a bloooooooooooody carpenter ya know? That's already been covered by some other chappie a couple of millennia ago!

Sheeeeesh ya research department ain't all that innit

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.

It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."

you be careful you don't get put in a huge pot over a fire if your doing missionary work

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

This is not common or garden missionary

Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.

I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position

I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair.

Picture in your head, the bag pic in my gallery, doubled up and the missionary position

Do I get to have the burger too?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

This is not common or garden missionary

Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.

I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position

I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair.

Picture in your head, the bag pic in my gallery, doubled up and the missionary position

Do I get to have the burger too?"

Not the gherkin

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.

What do you know? I'm a missionary.

This is not common or garden missionary

Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.

I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position

I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair.

Picture in your head, the bag pic in my gallery, doubled up and the missionary position

Do I get to have the burger too?

Not the gherkin"

If it converts you to missionary then I will forgo the gherkin this once.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My faith has been restored. Onwards I go. Join me.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

For me it's a good starting position

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