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"Do chocolates swim ? Buy them a fish ..... " . She said no to a replacement hence I am offering chocolate. | |||
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" Decided to use his litter tray SECONDS before we walked in with a couple we met, I was horrified....You would have thought we had been feeding him cabbage for a week!! " one of the reasons I won't accom, as you can guarantee that all 3 would use the poo pit seconds before a meet! | |||
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" Decided to use his litter tray SECONDS before we walked in with a couple we met, I was horrified....You would have thought we had been feeding him cabbage for a week!! one of the reasons I won't accom, as you can guarantee that all 3 would use the poo pit seconds before a meet! " He was always an outdoor cat, but he 15yrs old now and we have moved...He now stuck indoors, so we really never expected it....lol | |||
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"Springer brought the wife a hedgehog into the kitchen. And was playing with it.Friday night. " My springers have killed four hedghogs in the past couple of weeks. They have been flicking the dead bodies into our neighbours garden | |||
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"My cats tend to deploy the particularly stinky farts when I have company. Little shits." well you blame the cat | |||
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"My cats tend to deploy the particularly stinky farts when I have company. Little shits. well you blame the cat " Hush you! | |||
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"Most embarrassing thing one of my cats did was sit between a guy's legs as he was fucking me lol " | |||
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"The horses I ride do it all the time. One stopped to have a shit in the middle of a dressage test and no amount of booting him would make him move. Same horse nearly went arse over tit in a dressage test canter section, god knows how I scored 62% and came 4th The other had a piss just as we entered the ring, luckily the bell hadn't gone." i don't care what your horses do i would have my eyes glued on you xx | |||
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"Went round to the neighbour's with a box of chocolate, to be informed the blooming cat went back to the pond to try and catch another fish! Luckily she did not succeed. It is not as if I do not feed her well enough, the vet actually suggested for her to lose a bit of weight! " tell them to put some feckin netting over the damn pond and that you aint got shares in Thorntons | |||
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"Went round to the neighbour's with a box of chocolate, to be informed the blooming cat went back to the pond to try and catch another fish! " Push her in the pond and then rescue her quickly. No more fish will get eaten as the cat will be too afraid to go near there again. (Being sarcastic then) Or maybe you suggest getting a net to go over the pond and you can offer to pay for it? | |||
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"Our dog is such an attention whore that he *should* embarrass us on every walk, but we are past that by now! He is the reason we wouldn't be able to accomadate too, any visitors should expect a couple of hours of being pestered before even being able to think about having fun lol Our cats are golden though! " Strange as how I read that. It brought back a memory of me being jealous of a dog, whilst I was in work, lol. | |||
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"Our dog is such an attention whore that he *should* embarrass us on every walk, but we are past that by now! He is the reason we wouldn't be able to accomadate too, any visitors should expect a couple of hours of being pestered before even being able to think about having fun lol Our cats are golden though! Strange as how I read that. It brought back a memory of me being jealous of a dog, whilst I was in work, lol. " Huh? Lol | |||
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"Cant say I would be embarrassed if my cat did something like that.... Unfortunately he has embarrassed us before... Decided to use his litter tray SECONDS before we walked in with a couple we met, I was horrified....You would have thought we had been feeding him cabbage for a week!! " Worst mine did was decide to steal some salmon i had out defrosting Though my cats do decide that EVERY time i bring company back, that they stink out the litter tray, it's like they know lol | |||
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