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LMFAO at the long arm of the law

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well as monday morning goes this has been a bit of an unexpected one, wake up as normal, get the little un up for school ( half term is over Hurrahhhhh) then send her on her way to the school. I jumped in the shower and with it being an empty house after i walked about naked and went to the kitchen to get a drink of orange, when suddenly the door belts open and there is stood a PC and my 8 year old daughter. Having no where to hide and nothing to grab to hide my modesty, i feighned the old embarrassed act!!!! cor he was fit. Any way he turns his eyes so i could go grab a towel and little one who sees me naked all the time bolts for her DS and bedroom, and he informs me school doesnt start till tomorrow!!!! doh blonde. So i made him a cup of tea (well its only polite ) and he takes some details for his log and off he goes.

Well lo and behold i just get a phone call from a mobile, saying hi dont know if you remember me LMFAO but its the pc who came this morning and i was wondering if i can take you out tonight for dinner!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! so guys be thinking of me tonight and hopefully i will be taking down his particulars and playing with his truncheon lol.

Wonder when next school holiday is!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you lucky bugger!!!

hope it goes well for u !! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wooohoooo go betty go betty! he must have noticed your arresting figure xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

What a great start to the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as monday morning goes this has been a bit of an unexpected one, wake up as normal, get the little un up for school ( half term is over Hurrahhhhh) then send her on her way to the school. I jumped in the shower and with it being an empty house after i walked about naked and went to the kitchen to get a drink of orange, when suddenly the door belts open and there is stood a PC and my 8 year old daughter. Having no where to hide and nothing to grab to hide my modesty, i feighned the old embarrassed act!!!! cor he was fit. Any way he turns his eyes so i could go grab a towel and little one who sees me naked all the time bolts for her DS and bedroom, and he informs me school doesnt start till tomorrow!!!! doh blonde. So i made him a cup of tea (well its only polite ) and he takes some details for his log and off he goes.

Well lo and behold i just get a phone call from a mobile, saying hi dont know if you remember me LMFAO but its the pc who came this morning and i was wondering if i can take you out tonight for dinner!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! so guys be thinking of me tonight and hopefully i will be taking down his particulars and playing with his truncheon lol.

Wonder when next school holiday is!!!!!!

"

He'll be on the works computer now doing a check on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

god i bloody hope not i still havent paid a fixed penalty lol,

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"god i bloody hope not i still havent paid a fixed penalty lol, "

lol all goes well maybe he can do something about that too

ps all goes well intro him to fab so we can all have a go lol

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"god i bloody hope not i still havent paid a fixed penalty lol, "

Perhaps you will get a discount

Christal x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"god i bloody hope not i still havent paid a fixed penalty lol

lol all goes well maybe he can do something about that too

ps all goes well intro him to fab so we can all have a go lol "

Ive already converted 3 past boyfriends who are still on here to this day ( hi boys lol) so you never know girls you just never know!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

laters dudes and chics im off to feel the long arm of the law xxxxxxxxx have a great night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOW excellent work!

Have a great evening x

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"laters dudes and chics im off to feel the long arm of the law xxxxxxxxx have a great night. "

Have a great night Betty, no doubt you will, want all the goss and details tomorrow

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

you jammy cow!!!! have a great night, and agreed - we want the goss!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky you!!!

Have fun!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl big time, jenny just text me from the toilets in the restaurant, he got his cock out under the table after she dared him too and they got caught by the waitress. She is giggling her head off lol god wish i was there.

jenny you are a dirty bitch but i luv ya, im coming over tomorrow for ALL the goss,

lucky they werent arrested now that could be interesting.

s xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl big time, jenny just text me from the toilets in the restaurant, he got his cock out under the table after she dared him too and they got caught by the waitress. She is giggling her head off lol god wish i was there.

jenny you are a dirty bitch but i luv ya, im coming over tomorrow for ALL the goss,

lucky they werent arrested now that could be interesting.

s xx"

ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAO that's absolutely classic what an attitude to life. Boy i bet a night out with her is a wonderful experience. I am soooooo jelous

Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex she is the ultimate party animal, throws the best parties around these parts and is stunning, and she is just a good time girl. Loads of people in the west country will vouch for her, she is the ultimate biplayfulfem with a heart of gold and mind and body built for sin LMAO

And yes ive had a glass or two of the red stuff lol but she is a good shag and friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rex she is the ultimate party animal, throws the best parties around these parts and is stunning, and she is just a good time girl. Loads of people in the west country will vouch for her, she is the ultimate biplayfulfem with a heart of gold and mind and body built for sin LMAO

And yes ive had a glass or two of the red stuff lol but she is a good shag and friend. "

We concur she is mental - but in a nice way, if you get the chance to meet her - be brave!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rex she is the ultimate party animal, throws the best parties around these parts and is stunning, and she is just a good time girl. Loads of people in the west country will vouch for her, she is the ultimate biplayfulfem with a heart of gold and mind and body built for sin LMAO

And yes ive had a glass or two of the red stuff lol but she is a good shag and friend.

We concur she is mental - but in a nice way, if you get the chance to meet her - be brave!!!!!"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh an old fart like me can dream can't he.

BUT I'm tooooo ollllddddd mun pmsl (to get to meet her lol)

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"He'll be on the works computer now doing a check on you. "

Not if he wants to keep his job he won't. The searches bizzies do on PC's are very heavily monitored and recorded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rex she is the ultimate party animal, throws the best parties around these parts and is stunning, and she is just a good time girl. Loads of people in the west country will vouch for her, she is the ultimate biplayfulfem with a heart of gold and mind and body built for sin LMAO

And yes ive had a glass or two of the red stuff lol but she is a good shag and friend. "

Yes guys, Betty is a swinging High Priestess, of the highest order. Kate and I are regulars at her parties and agree with everything that's been said about her.

There is a social cumming up very soon in Plymouth. Cum and meet the legend.....you will not be dissappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betty Bettyboooooo

where are you?

We want some goss from you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Betty Bettyboooooo

where are you?

We want some goss from you now "

Don't think she's been locked up d you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should be for being so unprofessional!!

Could cost him his job!

Not that I have ever taken advantage of the perks of a Uniform....ha ha

Bad Lad!

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PMSL WELL WHAT A RESPONSE LOL

but i couldnt possibly tell lol, but then again he aint one of us and doesnt share our mutual hobby lol (YET!!!!!)

Well evening started of very jovial laughing about how we met etc,etc, then we went for a lovely mexican meal that had lots of dark corners in its midst, a few tequillas ( i pretended i hadnt had one before) and acted all innocent and he then said he didnt believe that for one minute, so i used the question to pose about swinging by saying a friend of mine had got d*unk on tequila and went to a swing party,- Oh he was very very interested. So he then asked if i had ever thought of doing it, What me says I, 'never' im much too shy!!!!!! :-

o and then he gave me a few minutes lesson on showing yourself and your confidence to the public, well i had had a few teqila and then went under the table got his cock out, ( he had been rubbing my leg with his - so knew he was up for it) so i prompltly played with him in between courses, then all of a sudden he shot his load, i jumped, waitress saw and went bright red, i got the giggles and he got the bill.

Brought me home via the sub station where he works from which is only partially manned and asked if i wanted a tour. Of course says I - would never refuse an order from a copper. so he showed me how to take down particulars and how to restrain someone lol and prompltly shagged my brains out over the reception desk.

Wasnt a bad night in all.

And as for me i blamed the tequilla!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the reception desk?

That'll soon be on internet porn sited one can upload themselves, the cctv on reception is rather very good.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"Over the reception desk?

That'll soon be on internet porn sited one can upload themselves, the cctv on reception is rather very good. "

just was i was thinkin lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh well i do like home movies lol,

no there is cctv outside on the main door but its only a 2 manned satelite station, so no cctv in when its unmanned. And i did check lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh well i do like home movies lol,

no there is cctv outside on the main door but its only a 2 manned satelite station, so no cctv in when its unmanned. And i did check lol"

I hope you are right.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"oh well i do like home movies lol,

no there is cctv outside on the main door but its only a 2 manned satelite station, so no cctv in when its unmanned. And i did check lol"

no cctv at a recpetion desk in a cop shop? what nick did he take u to? one in the 1920s LOL

every time i been nicked its there l;olopl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its a satelite police office and its actually located in amoungst the reception area of the local school. And defo no CCTV in the reception area. We dont get in trouble down ere in devon lol were too busy with our devon crumpet and clotted cream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know which one you are on about, its the one at top of the hill at s*********th, yep been there to report my car getting keyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have satellite police stations in post offices here... just mind which counter you go to for your postal order lol xxx

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