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Has anyone said anything memorable to you that sticks with you?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Thinking mainly on here but in life as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I stuck up for in school when she was being bullied. Met her years later, she was working in a shop. I said to her, "Hi, I don't know if you remember me ..." and she said, "How could I ever forget you, you saved my life."

I nearly burst into tears coz it was so heartfelt lol

Yeah I can be a softy sometimes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told never to underestimate an apponent, this from a 68 year old master who took on 6 black belts at once and left them all in pain, was amazing to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 Yeas ago in August, Mrs Red said "I do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely used to thank me for giving him a second crack at life with the gift of his own son and my two lovely children from a previous marriage, every night he said to me "if I die tomorrow I die a happy man". He did and he was xxx

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

my wife called me her rock

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

But on here Being called a twat

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"will you marry me"... those words and me saying yes will haunt me to the end of my days.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

on here wuld be being called someone's "sexy wee scotch egg", he still calls me it every day, bless.

Pass the sick bucket, quick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on here wuld be being called someone's "sexy wee scotch egg", he still calls me it every day, bless.

Pass the sick bucket, quick!!!"

awwww that's lovely, better than being called his egg banjo too!

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By *cotscple4funCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

first wife said im leaving lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"on here wuld be being called someone's "sexy wee scotch egg", he still calls me it every day, bless.

Pass the sick bucket, quick!!!

awwww that's lovely, better than being called his egg banjo too! "

pmsl, need to try that at the weekend!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex hubby said 'i do' damn i hate them words!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girl I lost my virginity to at the tender age of 14 said, "You haven't got a very big organ have you?"

To which I replied, "It ain't used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!"

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

do onto others before they do it to you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

can i smell your knickers please!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But on here Being called a twat "

oh, I've had that one too.

Made me shiver with pride.

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By *Y MAN n MECouple
over a year ago

FIFE

our best one to date was at the end of an evening of fun with a so called bi guy..." well that was interesting!" he said! we've been called some things in our time but plain interesting is hardly the best. we still smile about that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I had worn my seatbelt. But I get it a lot less these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I had worn my seatbelt. But I get it a lot less these days."

Get what a lot less ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wife saying to me that she was pregnant 4 times lol

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


" my wife saying to me that she was pregnant 4 times lol"

Didn't you hear her the first time???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol yeah betty to the copper 'oi get your truncheon out' pmsl ( u need to see the other thread lol)

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Not said to me but I overheard the Captain of the QE2 dealing with an irate passenger who had had a plumbing leak in her cabin. 'Madam never worry when water is coming down, worry when its coming up'.

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

reminds me of havin a gin and tonic in the titanic , and the waiter said

" would you like ice with that ? "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"darling im doing this for me not you ....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ciao Sam.

The memory of it makes me melt almost as much as the day it was said.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


""darling im doing this for me not you ....." "

Bloody hell its not just efalumps with good memory's!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Goodbye'

A few hours later my wee granny passed away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See that Man on Police 5 Thats your Dad...Wasnt Shaw Taylor either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking mainly on here but in life as well."

(not on here)

"You may be eccentric, bumbling, and useless, but you make me laugh big-time...and that's why I love you."

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Don't forget, use plenty of lube"

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

You saved my life, thank you!

This was 4 years after we came across a shopkeeper who had accidentaly put his hand through a pain of glass, the artery in his wrist was cut blood was spurting out. Many people walked by, we ran across road to his aid, used firstaid and got him to hospital.

We never saw him again until we went into shop 10 miles away, we didn't recognise him but he remembered us!

It was good too see he had survived.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

then i drizzle oil on it ...you know like ya do a salad .....

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"I was told never to underestimate an apponent, this from a 68 year old master who took on 6 black belts at once and left them all in pain, was amazing to watch. "

Did he then tell you about "Wax on, Wax off"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the phone call from my ex wife (then wife)telling me that my dad has had a bad car accident and to hurry home pick her up and head to the hospital.

on the way home i heard on the radio about a bad car accident blocking a certain road, it did not occur to me till later this was the accident my dad was in.

many things said still stick with me from that day however the worst one of all was the doctors telling us that my dad could not be saved and he was dead.

he had been killed by a young driver coming round a blind bend overtaking, head on collision, the other driver lived and got 4 yrs in prison.

its something no'one should ever have to hear about a loved one.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"why the fuck were you ever born" my ex the day after i told her i was leaving her

Just how ungrateful can someone be lol

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

yes many times, I even carry hankies to tie knots in to help me remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a blood test Friday morning, Friday evening my doctor called to say get to Accident and Emergency they know you're on the way your haemogoblin is 6 you need to have a blood transfusion now.

Ex husband called when I was in and I thought - aaah, that's nice until he told me if I could send him a copy of my discharge letter so he could claim from his insurance company as I hadn't gone private!

He still wonders today why I divorced him!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"the phone call from my ex wife (then wife)telling me that my dad has had a bad car accident and to hurry home pick her up and head to the hospital.

on the way home i heard on the radio about a bad car accident blocking a certain road, it did not occur to me till later this was the accident my dad was in.

many things said still stick with me from that day however the worst one of all was the doctors telling us that my dad could not be saved and he was dead.

he had been killed by a young driver coming round a blind bend overtaking, head on collision, the other driver lived and got 4 yrs in prison.

its something no'one should ever have to hear about a loved one."

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"the phone call from my ex wife (then wife)telling me that my dad has had a bad car accident and to hurry home pick her up and head to the hospital.

on the way home i heard on the radio about a bad car accident blocking a certain road, it did not occur to me till later this was the accident my dad was in.

many things said still stick with me from that day however the worst one of all was the doctors telling us that my dad could not be saved and he was dead.

he had been killed by a young driver coming round a blind bend overtaking, head on collision, the other driver lived and got 4 yrs in prison.

its something no'one should ever have to hear about a loved one."

Similar to our tale... A phone call on a January Sunday morning (7Th Jan 2007).

Our Nephew Rob had been killed by a driver driving a Nitrous powered Toyota Celica! He thought the road was clear in front of him and pulled out to overtake a Ford Ka... Pressed the Nitrous button and straight into Rob!

Rob was designated driver and they were on their way out for the evening. Three lived but with bad injuries and Rob was killed! Toyota driver got 18 months and denied having Nitrous in the car so the police let it drop!

On the up side (if there is one) over 400 friends and relatives turned up for his funeral and even today, his friends still visit the family...

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

On a lighter note...

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!"

(on the wall of a ladies toilet!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We recently got this memorable message from a single guy (not on this site I hasten to add)...

May I take this opportunity to wish your minging, pig faced, maggot infesed wife and your good tiny cocked self a good evening.

Do you think he might be a bit miffed because we turned him down?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"brace yourself"

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


""brace yourself" "

Isn't that Foreplay???

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

hearing the words, 'after 25 mins he is not responding, would you like to come in while we stop'

i hear them everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""brace yourself"

Isn't that Foreplay??? "

In some parts it is lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


""brace yourself"

Isn't that Foreplay???

In some parts it is lol"
oh it certainly is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""brace yourself"

Isn't that Foreplay???

In some parts it is loloh it certainly is "

You have been to Chester then lol

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"hearing the words, 'after 25 mins he is not responding, would you like to come in while we stop'

i hear them everyday"

Oh! Kitty my heart goes out to you sweetheart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking mainly on here but in life as well."

This is a gem (and yes, she is blonde)...Louise on the phone to a friend in the Midlands getting directions to access a certain internet site but having no success...says to friend: "it's probably because we have the Leeds internet here".

Classic x

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"hearing the words, 'after 25 mins he is not responding, would you like to come in while we stop'

i hear them everyday

Oh! Kitty my heart goes out to you sweetheart. "

erm think i should have picked the 'can i stick ur fist up my arse one now' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a gem (and yes, she is blonde)...Louise on the phone to a friend in the Midlands getting directions to access a certain internet site but having no success...says to friend: "it's probably because we have the Leeds internet here".

Classic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hearing the words, 'after 25 mins he is not responding, would you like to come in while we stop'

i hear them everyday"

(((((hugs))))) xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The immortal words ‘I don’t have insurance’ after being rear ended on the bike

Why the fuck do people drive without it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree to disagree" it's great to use this when having a "discussion", when you say it, the other person just looks at you as if to say is that it lol!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

MY memorable thing was.

Being 16,

IN a pub

in a karaoke bar,

This gorgeous black lady asked me if i was old enought to drink.

I scoffed and said of course i was.

SHe knew i want o course.

She said...

DO NOT - what ever you do wish your life away, cos as soon as you reach 21, your life will whizz past you faster than you will ever know.

Hmmmmmmmm, didnt believe her then,.

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.But now i am 22,....lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bump

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