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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best you've heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" i'll give you 2 minutes to grab your coat otherwise im gonna blow the taxi driver"

never took my eyes off my watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best you've heard?"

I've been grateful for most of the ones I've heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey i call my dick the truth cos bitches cant handle it!!

hey do you have a sewing machine....cos im gonna tear that ass up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

or better hand her a drink " can you taste the Rohypnol in this?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

matches sizzle when there wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey i call my dick the truth cos bitches cant handle it!!

hey do you have a sewing machine....cos im gonna tear that ass up!"

Somebody said that to you? How sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey i call my dick the truth cos bitches cant handle it!!

hey do you have a sewing machine....cos im gonna tear that ass up!

Somebody said that to you? How sweet."

no the 2nd one is how i pulled Mrs p. obviously fell for my gentleman's charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your knickers !!

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