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"I've sat through the evenings football watching not the football but my 10 week old kitten jumping after the ball in front of the screen " Have you named him Peter (the cat) Bonetti | |||
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"I got very d*unk last night. Maybe made a fool of myself by not shutting up for the whole journey home. First time evie has seen me that d*unk. " The kissing her dad story was very funny! | |||
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"in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car"" lucky people lol | |||
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"in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car" lucky people lol" I was mortified...what if they didn't want to see | |||
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"in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car" lucky people lol I was mortified...what if they didn't want to see " Female maybe not, but i bet the bloke took a good long look, lol. I am saving up perving your photos for later....;) | |||
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"in the summer we were in The New Forest I wanted to change from jeans to a skirt and the only cars in the car park were empty so I just stripped off walked round the car quite slowly and put my skirt on....o how I laughed when later on we were talking about it and A said "I thought you knew there were people in that car" lucky people lol I was mortified...what if they didn't want to see Female maybe not, but i bet the bloke took a good long look, lol. I am saving up perving your photos for later....;)" Lol, why wait? | |||
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"Just had Ali at hospital for an MRI scan on her back,,,she came out beetroot faced ,she didn't realise the clasps on her suspender belt were metal so had to take her stockings and belt off " oh bum! Was the radiologist male? | |||
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!!" lol oh dear we forgot about you. should have shouted louder | |||
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!!" How did you lock yourself in.....?! | |||
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!! lol oh dear we forgot about you. should have shouted louder " I had to shout the kids out of bed to get them yo pass my phone through the window so I could call for help!!! The one time I don't take my phone to the toilet to check Fab ffs | |||
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!! How did you lock yourself in.....?!" The mechanism had broken. Apparently it's a known fault that they forgot to tell me about | |||
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"Just had Ali at hospital for an MRI scan on her back,,,she came out beetroot faced ,she didn't realise the clasps on her suspender belt were metal so had to take her stockings and belt off oh bum! Was the radiologist male? " yes but not very nice the nurse was | |||
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!! lol oh dear we forgot about you. should have shouted louder I had to shout the kids out of bed to get them yo pass my phone through the window so I could call for help!!! The one time I don't take my phone to the toilet to check Fab ffs " Oh dear how awful for you...I'm not laughing...at all...I'm not honestly | |||
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"For anyone that was concerned......I'm now out of the loo!!! How did you lock yourself in.....?! The mechanism had broken. Apparently it's a known fault that they forgot to tell me about " They set a trap for you! Lol | |||
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"how did you post this if you didn't take the phone in with you? " i posted the initial thread when i wasn't stuck then the kids passed my phone through the window so i could phone my dad. not much to do while you are waiting for someone to come rescue you so i posted my predicament | |||
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"when i was a younger man i was abit of a tear away,me n a rew m8's where turning a post office over up aylesbury way,we had been out for a drink waiting for early hrs,{usually best time for such escapades]well i had had maybe one to many and was given 1 of the 2 look out roles,so after plenty of stumbeling about n weeing i felt like i was standing out like a pky of pork scratchings at a barmitzer,so in my alchol fueled mind i thoughy it would be a good idea to hide up a tree,so up i went,2way radio in hand,i must of made myself pretty comfortable as somehow i half nodded of in a d*unken stupour, Quite how i done this still boggles me,i was very rudely awoken by a bright light,no not the rozzers but an irate nurse,i was by stoke mandaville hospitals nurses quarters,needless to say i got the shock of me life,fell out the tree,broke the expensive radio{at the time]stumbled of down the road and woke up under a hedge very cold n still skint.... Crime dont pay kids!!!That's a lovely story. Do you have lots of dreams about being Danny Dyer from The Football Factory Film?" | |||
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