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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The way I act when I see a large bodied and long legged spider scuttling around, you'd think it was an eight-legged monster in full combat gear, holding weapons of mass destruction

Have you any illogical phobias?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them too. My boy is my hero now though and always catches them for me. Before I would have killed them with a shoe but he won't let me and gets very upset x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders too, and moths x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago when i was a lad we where training in Belize.

At nite while in your ham-mick you would here them hit the poncho as they fell and run around in the leaf litter. Hatred nites in the jungle.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Makes me shiver just thinking of them !

Proper phobia !

;-(

Chris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them too if one dares come in my house and I see it it dies no question at all if its in the bath it gets bleach on it and washed down the plughole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way I act when I see a large bodied and long legged spider scuttling around, "

I thought you were alpha female?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The way I act when I see a large bodied and long legged spider scuttling around,

I thought you were alpha female?

I did indicate that it was an illogical phobia :p

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"The way I act when I see a large bodied and long legged spider scuttling around, you'd think it was an eight-legged monster in full combat gear, holding weapons of mass destruction

Have you any illogical phobias? "

It's the way they run AT you......we had kamikaze ones in one house I lived in, used to jump off the friggin walls at you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am absolutely petrified of the evil 8 legged beasties but I bought a spray and haven't seen one for a year now..it's worth it's weight in gold!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths and daddy long legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way I act when I see a large bodied and long legged spider scuttling around, you'd think it was an eight-legged monster in full combat gear, holding weapons of mass destruction

Have you any illogical phobias?

It's the way they run AT you......we had kamikaze ones in one house I lived in, used to jump off the friggin walls at you!!"

That sounds like the babboon spiders in South Africa. There horrible little beasties. They jump as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies (and any blokes ) that are scared of evil spiders the miracle spray is called Spider Stop by better ware you can buy it on amazon spray it around doors and windows and I swear you won't see an eight legged freak again!! (No I'm not a better ware rep!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am absolutely petrified of the evil 8 legged beasties but I bought a spray and haven't seen one for a year now..it's worth it's weight in gold!!!

Please let me know what that is, I certain want to spider proof my house.

I am really frightened of them

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ladies (and any blokes ) that are scared of evil spiders the miracle spray is called Spider Stop by better ware you can buy it on amazon spray it around doors and windows and I swear you won't see an eight legged freak again!! (No I'm not a better ware rep!)

Raid red works too. I whack'em with shoes myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you

There's a vent in my lounge which needs doing

. What about spraying the spiders themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

There's a vent in my lounge which needs doing

. What about spraying the spiders themselves?

Not sure about spraying the spiders as not had one since using the spray...could use one of those electrocution bar thingys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just decobwebed my front room and kitchen lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot of men would choose to be reincarnated as a spider ....just to have women scream 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT IT'S HUGE'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too frightened to get too close to the spiders so hitting with shoes only works if someone is there to do it.

I'm also scared that you don't get them and they fall from Walls to the floor and you lose them.

I can't understand those people who have tarantulas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a lot of men would choose to be reincarnated as a spider ....just to have women scream 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT IT'S HUGE'

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

Apart from the ones that are already inside and won't be able to leave the house!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from the ones that are already inside and won't be able to leave the house!!

Oh my god I never thought of that!

Sleeping with duvet over head tonight armed with the electronic bat!

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

I catch them in a glass and an envelope, then I put them outside

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

Apart from the ones that are already inside and won't be able to leave the house!!

Oh my god I never thought of that!

Sleeping with duvet over head tonight armed with the electronic bat!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apart from the ones that are already inside and won't be able to leave the house!!

That's why I asked if you could spray them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind spiders, can't stand daddy long legs, they freak me out with their long legs dangling down when they fly about eeek

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I like spiders, I have one that lives in the corner of ma telly, he's called Henry

My last Border Collie was called Spider

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

Omg I need some of this we have moved to the country and I think they are genetically modified ... they are mahoosive

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

Omg I need some of this we have moved to the country and I think they are genetically modified ... they are mahoosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think spiders are cool I have a 10 month old Mexican red knee very cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not keen on spiders but at least they don't fly round scaring me. I can get rid of them if I have too, put them outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders dont like conkers so go out conker collecting and place them by doors etc x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think spiders are cool I have a 10 month old Mexican red knee very cute

You've just reduced your chances with any woman who reads this forum lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uploading pics of spiders to prove how big might be a way of reducing our , yes our phobias .

i put my car keys as a size reference and its body was wdouhvwo;egbh;bnvafkj;s ohh shit it came near me xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like them but I just have to catch them and take them outside and let them go free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's right, conkers are a real deterrent for spiders, they do work!!and they are Free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a true phobia, i cant even look at pictures of them.

this is a fact that will make everyone sleep more warilly.

you are never more than 4 feet away from a spider, you wont see it but it's there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think spiders are cool I have a 10 month old Mexican red knee very cute

You've just reduced your chances with any woman who reads this forum lol x"
I'd like to hold a tarantula some day. They won't hurt you unless you hurt them, like any animal

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

" They won't hurt you unless you hurt them, like any animal"

wouldn't take my chances with a lion or a tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a true phobia, i cant even look at pictures of them.

this is a fact that will make everyone sleep more warilly.

you are never more than 4 feet away from a spider, you wont see it but it's there."

Thank you for turning me into a gibbering wreck who will now forever sleep with one eye open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" They won't hurt you unless you hurt them, like any animal

wouldn't take my chances with a lion or a tiger

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did you ever watch the Lionman programme? If it was possible I'd love to hold a baby lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like spiders they kill flies and i bloody hate flies, I'm not scared of them they are just dirty little buggers

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my sisters daughter had a tarantula a few yrs ago nobody would even go in my sisters house when it was there

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

" They won't hurt you unless you hurt them, like any animal

wouldn't take my chances with a lion or a tiger

did you ever watch the Lionman programme? If it was possible I'd love to hold a baby lion"

I would love to hold a baby lion and even love it when people raise them and and the adult lion treats the human as family.

I wouldn't jump into a lions den though! even with a treat for the lion, I think I would be dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's right, conkers are a real deterrent for spiders, they do work!!and they are Free!"

How does that wirk what do u do with them

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"That's right, conkers are a real deterrent for spiders, they do work!!and they are Free!

How does that wirk what do u do with them"

you hit em with them lol

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"That's right, conkers are a real deterrent for spiders, they do work!!and they are Free!

How does that wirk what do u do with them"

Bang them on the head

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'm not keen on spiders but I would never ever kill one unless it posed a direct threat (eg, when a bird-eating spider fell onto me from a tree once I hacked it with my machete before I thought about it).

The fact that I have a problem with spiders is exactly that - the problem is MY fault, not the fault of the spider, so I see no justification in punishing it (or any other defenseless creature) for my weakness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is true but I remove them dont kill or hurt them like us they have a right to live but me being scottish they aint living rent free with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just pray you never see a goliath's Trantula up close, those buggers have a 5 ft legspan and can swim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had 2 spiders today , lost one in my bedroom

and got my son to squish the other one! Its that time of year when I'm a nervous wreck

Lynn

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

its crane flys I hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made my mum watch, This is the end. Last 5minutes i noticed a huge spider crawl up the wall and go all the way across the room right behind my mum.

I didnt say anything til the film ended though and by then it had moved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like spiders, but I couldn't kill one. It's my fear that makes my thoughts irrational about them. If I can capture it in a glass and put it out I will. No harm comes to any 8 legged creature in my house...

Now earwigs.. *shudders* they freak me out !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just pray you never see a goliath's Trantula up close, those buggers have a 5 ft legspan and can swim."

That is really effin scary!

I once saw a huntsman in oz and that was enough for me to decide I would never ever live in a country that has huge hairy ones!!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"just pray you never see a goliath's Trantula up close, those buggers have a 5 ft legspan and can swim."

Nonsense!... only 11 inches max.

.. I say "only" but you know what I mean - that's still pretty fukin big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have seen the one I found in one of the water buckets this morning, it was belly up though

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

Just saw one running across the floor, can't be bothered to get up from the sofa...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like spiders, but I couldn't kill one. It's my fear that makes my thoughts irrational about them. If I can capture it in a glass and put it out I will. No harm comes to any 8 legged creature in my house...

Now earwigs.. *shudders* they freak me out !!!

I rescued a woman from an earwig at tesco yesterday ... her and the shop assistant were clearly in distress so I pounced on the critter, picked him off the checkout and dropped him on the floor and without thinking said to the woman that she should keep her legs closed for a bit

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