FabSwingers.com forum: MAN THREAD 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

AFTER THAT SORRY DISPLAY IN THE OTHER THREAD, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE A MANLY THREAD!!!

IM A MAN BECAUSE I CAN SHIT SHOWER AND SHAVE IN 10 MINUTES FLAT RRRRAAAARRRR!!!!!!

WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My strap on

GROSS BUT OK RRRAAARRRR CAPITAL LETTERS NEXT TIME PLEASE GGGGRRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my selfishness, football obsession and love of all things ginger

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

"My strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen every episode of Magnum Pi.

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

I'M BULLETPROOF!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I LIKE ENGINES AND MACHINES AND EXPLOSIONS, as well as women, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BECAUSE I HAVE A COCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AFTER THAT SORRY DISPLAY IN THE OTHER THREAD, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE A MANLY THREAD!!!

IM A MAN BECAUSE I CAN SHIT SHOWER AND SHAVE IN 10 MINUTES FLAT RRRRAAAARRRR!!!!!!

WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN!!!

Eeek I misread that as I can shit in the shower!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My strap on

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suffered birthing pain, three times, without a single tear or utterance of abuse.

plus, as a bonus, i can leave a toilet seat up without guilt or remorse.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I CAN PARALLEL PARK

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

with gas and air, I can push out a really big shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN PARALLEL PARK

SO CAN I!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've Got My Mojo Working

Jack. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I CAN WEAR WHAT I WANT TO GO THE SHOP AN NOT BE ARSED RRRRAAAAARRRRRRR

I CAN FIX AN BUILD THINGS RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR

I LOVE TITS RRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with gas and air, I can push out a really big shit"

Last time i'm coming round your house for tea and biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN WEAR WHAT I WANT TO GO THE SHOP AN NOT BE ARSED RRRRAAAAARRRRRRR

I CAN FIX AN BUILD THINGS RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR

I LOVE TITS RRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

So can I hahahahahahahahaha

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I CAN PARALLEL PARK

SO CAN I!!!!!!

ME TOO AND FAR BETTER THAN MOST GUYS THAT DRIVE ME!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any prizes on offer?

I have, wait for it, a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN WEAR WHAT I WANT TO GO THE SHOP AN NOT BE ARSED RRRRAAAAARRRRRRR

I CAN FIX AN BUILD THINGS RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR

I LOVE TITS RRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

So can I hahahahahahahahaha"

You can love tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN WEAR WHAT I WANT TO GO THE SHOP AN NOT BE ARSED RRRRAAAAARRRRRRR

I CAN FIX AN BUILD THINGS RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR

I LOVE TITS RRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

So can I hahahahahahahahaha

You can love tits?"

Yes - mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN WEAR WHAT I WANT TO GO THE SHOP AN NOT BE ARSED RRRRAAAAARRRRRRR

I CAN FIX AN BUILD THINGS RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR

I LOVE TITS RRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

So can I hahahahahahahahaha

You can love tits?

Yes - mine

I could love yours too, covered in all that icing

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

"AFTER THAT SORRY DISPLAY IN THE OTHER THREAD, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE A MANLY THREAD!!!

IM A MAN BECAUSE I CAN SHIT SHOWER AND SHAVE IN 10 MINUTES FLAT RRRRAAAARRRR!!!!!!

WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN!!!

Sorry to piss on your bonfire, but most women could end this thread with two words. Go on ladies, give it your best shot...

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Guess it's my XY genotype?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN WEAR WHAT I WANT TO GO THE SHOP AN NOT BE ARSED RRRRAAAAARRRRRRR

I CAN FIX AN BUILD THINGS RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR

I LOVE TITS RRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

So can I hahahahahahahahaha

You can love tits?

Yes - mine

I could love yours too, covered in all that icing

Angel delight arghhhhhhhhh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AFTER THAT SORRY DISPLAY IN THE OTHER THREAD, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE A MANLY THREAD!!!

IM A MAN BECAUSE I CAN SHIT SHOWER AND SHAVE IN 10 MINUTES FLAT RRRRAAAARRRR!!!!!!

WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN!!!

Eeek I misread that as I can shit in the shower!!!

Glad I wasn't the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos I can fart and admit to owning up to the stinkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind every man is a very good woman , starting with their mums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AFTER THAT SORRY DISPLAY IN THE OTHER THREAD, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE A MANLY THREAD!!!

IM A MAN BECAUSE I CAN SHIT SHOWER AND SHAVE IN 10 MINUTES FLAT RRRRAAAARRRR!!!!!!

WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN!!!

I'M A MAN BECAUSE I CAN OPEN A BEER BOTTLE WITH A BEER BOTTLE THEN USE THE OPEN BOTTLE TO OPEN THE BOTTLE I USED TO OPEN IT WITH RESULTING IN TWO OPEN BOTTLES, ALSO BECAUSE I NEVER CONFUSE ANYONE EVERER. I ALWAYS SPEAK CLEARLY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GRRRRR I JUST PUT UP SOME SHELVES, HIT MY THUMB WITH A HAMMER AND DIDN'T FLINCH ONCE GRRRRRRRRR MANLY

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

My macho post is - I can delete threads where everyone is using caps and shouting

Hint hint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My macho post is - I can delete threads where everyone is using caps and shouting

Hint hint."

Wooops! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoilsport

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I CAN PARALLEL PARK

SO CAN I!!!!!!

Has mister wonder hijacked your profile

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Angel delight arghhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Thought it was speak like a pirate day yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My macho post is - I can delete threads where everyone is using caps and shouting

Hint hint."

Don't be like that, no ones being nasty to anyone

RRRRAAARRRRR

I ALSO SHARPEN PENCILS WITH A KNIFE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN PARALLEL PARK

SO CAN I!!!!!!

Has mister wonder hijacked your profile

Haha!! No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er...

Hairy tits and male pattern balding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can piss smileys in the snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feelings? NEVER HEARD OF THEM MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a strict diet...WHISKEY AND RARE STEAK.....MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

I CAN PISS STANDING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can press my bodyweight overhead for three reps, push press for 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN PISS STANDING "

So? Can you do it without hitting the seat

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

IAM A MAN BECAUSE I BARBECUE DRINK BEER TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL CARS & GIZMOS simultaneously !

keith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love motorbikes and fire (Matt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've survived man flu THREE TIMES!

But it was a near thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN PISS STANDING

So? Can you do it without hitting the seat

If he can he's not a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I CAN PISS MY NAME IN THE SNOW WITHOUT MOVING FROM THE SPOT UNLESS YOUR NAMES "I" r "O" NO WOMAN CAN DO THAT

RAAAARRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can kill a spider with me bare hand!

I feel complimented if a friend wears the same outfit to party.

I have no problem scratching any itch in public.

I can read 1/2 a novel while in the toilet and never be bothered by the smell.

another man's belch is a call to a challenge or a celebatory cheer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

COME ON MEN, WHAT MANLY THINGS ARE YOU ALL UPTO TODAY? IM GOING GO KARTING WITH THE LADS GGGRRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can multitask

So you're a woman

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I M A MAN BECAUSE WHEN I GO SHOPPING ITS OVER AND DONE IN AS SHORT A TIME AS POSSIBLE,,, SEE IT, lIKE IT , BUY IT , GO HOME,

Raaooorrr,,!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm BATMAN

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