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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm in

But then I to put my specs on and see the reality

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I've had a face lift so I look 10 years younger!! Do i qualify?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a paper bag over my head......so can I join now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please define Beautiful

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

put the wife in but leave me in the fugly club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh im in the "ok" club

lots of lovely peeps in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love clubs "

Do you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in the fuggly club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok for u lot to mock but if any of u were as bootiful as wot I is then u would understand it is a terrible burden we carry!

I have crowds of people trooping after me longing to gaze upon my bootiful visage

I tell ya it plays havoc when u are trying to shoplift in Harrods grrrr

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am in the fuggly club "

You need a fire extinguisher aimed at your panties

When I was born they kept the afterbirth and threw away the baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok for u lot to mock but if any of u were as bootiful as wot I is then u would understand it is a terrible burden we carry!

I have crowds of people trooping after me longing to gaze upon my bootiful visage

I tell ya it plays havoc when u are trying to shoplift in Harrods grrrr "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh im in the "ok" club

lots of lovely peeps in here "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in the ugly club not sure i can join both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join, but only because I'm in deep denile about my appearance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father said when I was born instead of smacking the baby (me) the midwife smacked my mother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is less crowded so I will sit in here for 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I knew this would be a much more exclusive club

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

As Groucho Marx once said "I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm with the fugly folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/09/13 16:58:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love clubs

Do you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit?"

Only if it is applied on me and then licked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a shower. Count me in - nothing a bit of radox therapy won't help to make you a beauty.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"This one is less crowded so I will sit in here for 5 "

May i join you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is less crowded so I will sit in here for 5

May i join you."

You may if you bring chocci hobnobs

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Please may I join?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"This one is less crowded so I will sit in here for 5

May i join you.

You may if you bring chocci hobnobs "

Oh, go on then you smooth talking devil.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Oooh can I join,,

If I rub fake tan on, I ll look like that bronzed God,,

you know the One,

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David dickenson,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh can I join,,

If I rub fake tan on, I ll look like that bronzed God,,

you know the One,

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David dickenson,, "

Sometimes johnsoda YOU can appear as cheap as chips lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And finally...!!! A club I Can join....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sit here and perv on the beautiful people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhh, your clubs shite.

we have loads in our fugly club.

we fart in your general direction.

you father was a monkey, and your mother smells of elderberries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As founder of the BPC I declare that we should all wear paper bags so that lesser mortals are not intimidated by our stunningness !

(Plus I can pretend that I'm actually beautiful)

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By *azyOldGitMan
over a year ago

leicestershire


"I've had a face lift so I look 10 years younger!! Do i qualify? "
hmmm, do they do body lifts for me lol

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Please define Beautiful "
here here kenny.. its different for everyone thank the universe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ahhh, your clubs shite.

we have loads in our fugly club.

we fart in your general direction.

you father was a monkey, and your mother smells of elderberries."

Father was a hamster lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ahhh, your clubs shite.

we have loads in our fugly club.

we fart in your general direction.

you father was a monkey, and your mother smells of elderberries.

Father was a hamster lol "

i gave your father a step up on the evolutionary scale.

im sorry for being so generous lol

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