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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.

For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work

Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anythings gotta be better than a kick in the baws lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Oliver can feed a small town with a tenner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.

For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work

Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws."

Is it ? Okay I'll give you a tenner and you can take it in the name of my vindictive needs. !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.

For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work

Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws.

Is it ? Okay I'll give you a tenner and you can take it in the name of my vindictive needs. ! "

Still smarting over the haircut Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any winning would be a blessing in my book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.

For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work

Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws.

Is it ? Okay I'll give you a tenner and you can take it in the name of my vindictive needs. !

Still smarting over the haircut Granny?"

And THAT young man wins me a free shot !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooooooo Laine. Never realised it was you ...... though it was him..... sigh ....fair is fair tho ..... Bend over woman !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooooooo Laine. Never realised it was you ...... though it was him..... sigh ....fair is fair tho ..... Bend over woman !"

tell you what Granny I'll give you £20... knock yourself out, look on it as therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.

For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work

Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws."

Nope as i dont do it on line. what are you going to spend your winnings on though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message on Saturday from HMRC telling me that I was due for a tax rebate of £845.50

Mmmmmmm I thought, that's nice, until I went to fill in the online form and Norton flagged up telling me "This is a known phishing site"

Shit !! but thank God for Norton because this site was a replica of the tax office site - even the links worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooooooo Laine. Never realised it was you ...... though it was him..... sigh ....fair is fair tho ..... Bend over woman !

tell you what Granny I'll give you £20... knock yourself out, look on it as therapy. "

Get lost! It's not even enough for a wig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The £20 was a donation to your boot his baws fund!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get an e-mail from the National Lottery saying 'congratulations log into your account to check how much you have won' and you have only won a tenner.

For 20 secs i am thinking please god make my dreams come true then you get the massive disappointment that you need to go back to work

Ach well i suppose £10 is better than a kick in the baws."

I got one of them the day after the 56 million win... . . . . . . . . . . . . I won £17.60 !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww never mind sexy there's always next time. However, you do realise that when you do get a bigger win, I expect you to hire a private jet and come down here to see me dont you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwwww never mind sexy there's always next time. However, you do realise that when you do get a bigger win, I expect you to hire a private jet and come down here to see me dont you?"

Yes and we can join the mile high club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwww never mind sexy there's always next time. However, you do realise that when you do get a bigger win, I expect you to hire a private jet and come down here to see me dont you?

Yes and we can join the mile high club "

Oooh I like your style!

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