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What can’t you put melted cheese on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Besides my keyboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an event horizon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your cock"

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud. "

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Vinyl.

That's records!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud. "

On a positive note.... It wasn't an iron

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know"

I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A foo foo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

On a positive note.... It wasn't an iron "

Jesus no no no no although I still have some melted pubes in the side that I cant brillo totally off.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

On a positive note.... It wasn't an iron

Jesus no no no no although I still have some melted pubes in the side that I cant brillo totally off. "

Hope you got them out if the butter!!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

*of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

On a positive note.... It wasn't an iron

Jesus no no no no although I still have some melted pubes in the side that I cant brillo totally off.

Hope you got them out if the butter!!"

I threw the butter out and next doors dog eat it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know

I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember. "

I hope you washed your hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know

I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.

I hope you washed your hands."

I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know"

Doing Queen of Tarts while she was on her period?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know

I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.

I hope you washed your hands.

I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt "

You used your oven mitts for wanking? That's got to be better than the loaf of bread an ex of mine used once.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know

I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.

I hope you washed your hands.

I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt "

You wank into your oven mitts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know

I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.

I hope you washed your hands.

I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt

You used your oven mitts for wanking? That's got to be better than the loaf of bread an ex of mine used once."

No no no I used them for getting tarts out of the oven! But you have given me a good idea there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know

I was cooking jam tarts cos I like them. Then I went for a wank while they were in the oven remembered and ...... its painful to remember.

I hope you washed your hands.

I still had my oven mits on thats why I spilt

You wank into your oven mitts! "

No they was for tart extraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dogs bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dogs bollocks?"

The dog would have you big time if you tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your cock

Ouch! Once spilled hot jam out of a jam tart on mine and I was screaming so loud.

why were you eating jam tarts with your dick out...

dont think i want to know"

A poor man's American Pie reenactment!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ice cream.

Even discounting the melt situation it would just be totally urgh!

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