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Is it only men who read the paper on the toilet

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

It's the only place I can get any peace to read.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Depends if there is a novel on the bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to read the paper on the toilet, but got bored with reading "Now wash your hands please" over and over again.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If I'm in for the long haul, I take a crossword puzzle, and ma ex bought me some Sudoku loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'm in for the long haul, I take a crossword puzzle, and ma ex bought me some Sudoku loo roll "

Has anyone ever noticed that Sudoku is an anagram of DO U SUK?

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"If I'm in for the long haul, I take a crossword puzzle, and ma ex bought me some Sudoku loo roll

Has anyone ever noticed that Sudoku is an anagram of DO U SUK?"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't understand why people do it. I go in, do my business and come out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men take the newspaper women take their phones

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"I don't understand why people do it. I go in, do my business and come out again"

me 2 im never in there long enough,i would barely open the book and i'd be coming out.

if you want to read surely there's better places to do so, i've never understood this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the only place I can get any peace to read. "

Seriously, believe me my shits do not last long enough to read a single sentence.

It's not as if I premeditate my fuxking shits and think "oohhh...in about 22 minutes from now I'm going to have a humungous shit, so lets grab my paper and sit on the crap hole while I'm waiting for a collossal log to exit my arse".

When I proceed to the toilet it's at the last possible second, said log will exit my arse within about 0.98 milliseconds of boxers pulled down exposing my arsehole.

Said shit is over in seconds.

All guys are the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play solitaire on my phone. I'm not actually pooing the whole time, just go in there for some peace and quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its like breaking news in our house....we have the pacimg around run up,with running commentary about how hes going to need the bathroom soon

This can continue on and off for a while,pacing may stop,further preparation of laying on sofa may commence with comments of its gone now

Then up again just waiting for it to" brew"hen will wait until last minute before merrily skipping off to the bathroom only to find one of the kids has gone in there for a shower......cue foul language,blue air and clenching of cheek buttocks along with further frantic type pacing while I sit downstairs chuckling away to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh its like breaking news in our house....we have the pacimg around run up,with running commentary about how hes going to need the bathroom soon

This can continue on and off for a while,pacing may stop,further preparation of laying on sofa may commence with comments of its gone now

Then up again just waiting for it to" brew"hen will wait until last minute before merrily skipping off to the bathroom only to find one of the kids has gone in there for a shower......cue foul language,blue air and clenching of cheek buttocks along with further frantic type pacing while I sit downstairs chuckling away to myself "

. That has made me laugh. That is exactly what happens in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to take the nuts mag in and now I just take mi nuts in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to let gravity take its toll, which means time to check fab , real life on Facebook check on emails !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually I lied. ladies don't poo. We just release pleasantly fragranced pellets of pot pourri....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall the ex saying once she was starting to feel constipated and was their anything she should take for it?

War and Peace i said.

re reading on the loo, i often continue to read after doing the drop.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"It's the only place I can get any peace to read.

Seriously, believe me my shits do not last long enough to read a single sentence.

It's not as if I premeditate my fuxking shits and think "oohhh...in about 22 minutes from now I'm going to have a humungous shit, so lets grab my paper and sit on the crap hole while I'm waiting for a collossal log to exit my arse".

When I proceed to the toilet it's at the last possible second, said log will exit my arse within about 0.98 milliseconds of boxers pulled down exposing my arsehole.

Said shit is over in seconds.

All guys are the same. "
such a romantic

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I call the loo the library lol I like to have a book to read, or sometimes I check Fab haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its very 21st century in my house. My son takes his iPad with him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I call the loo the library lol I like to have a book to read, or sometimes I check Fab haha"

Oh man I was so ashamed. I thought I was weird cos I checked my fab mails on the loo.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Apparently phones are full of bacteria, sourced from faeces these days, as so many use them whilst on the loo. I'm not suggesting that newspapers or sudoko games are any cleaner, but I think I'd prefer people to be only touching anything through those anti-contamination type chambers and robotic arms, that you see in films etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't read the paper but have been known to read stuff on my phone while taking a dump. :D

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

never take anything into the loo! Certainly not my phone, in case I dropped it in there.

I couldn't have a dump and sit there smelling it, whilst I read the paper!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Apparently phones are full of bacteria, sourced from faeces these days, as so many use them whilst on the loo. I'm not suggesting that newspapers or sudoko games are any cleaner, but I think I'd prefer people to be only touching anything through those anti-contamination type chambers and robotic arms, that you see in films etc.

"

Not caught Ebola yet so forgive me of I dint give a shit (or do in this case haha)

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