FabSwingers.com forum: Worst compliment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wondering what other peoples worst compliment has ever been mine would be.

"Your a right beast" your just left standing there thinking um yeah thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wondering what other peoples worst compliment has ever been mine would be.

"Your a right beast" your just left standing there thinking um yeah thanks.

a friend of mine said to me once (when I was a hefty 5 and 1/2 stone heavier. . . "Fair play, you have cracking legs for a fat bird"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Get off me, you are too fat'

That relationship didn't last much longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love getting backhanded compliments, they make me giggle.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That I look far better dressed as a lass than what I look like as a bloke.

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

When I told my son I'd gone off drinking pints of lager and would be sticking to wine he said " At last Mum a lady "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I get you look good

for your age

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

'You look alright for an old bird.'

Cheers mate - where shall I park me zimmer? Up your arse ok?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Wondering what other peoples worst compliment has ever been mine would be.

"Your a right beast" your just left standing there thinking um yeah thanks.

a friend of mine said to me once (when I was a hefty 5 and 1/2 stone heavier. . . "Fair play, you have cracking legs for a fat bird"

A male colleague singing my praises ending with "she'd be absolutely stunning... if she were slim".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was "I don't usually shag fat birds but I'd make an exception for you"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Same guy came out with two classics

I thought you where going to be stupid but your not.

If you was thin you would turn heads when you walked in a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure if it counts, but.

was in a night club, and a young lady came over and said "i love your highlights"

"highlights" i replied quizzically?

"your white hair" she replied

FFS i thought, now i have heard everything, lol. after all its not highlights its grey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was .. Your not as blonde as you look

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

wow - what a fanny gap..

didnt know wheter to say thanks or punch his fcking face in

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

you've got a great body...........for a woman of your age......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered last night I was told I had a nice arse for my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wondering what other peoples worst compliment has ever been mine would be.

"Your a right beast" your just left standing there thinking um yeah thanks.

a friend of mine said to me once (when I was a hefty 5 and 1/2 stone heavier. . . "Fair play, you have cracking legs for a fat bird"

what does your friend have to say after you lost the weight

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

'You haven't got much of a bum considering how big your front is....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remembered last night I was told I had a nice arse for my age

You do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told.... yer not to shabby for a grannie, I'd still bang yer.. err thanks.....not!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I was told.... yer not to shabby for a grannie, I'd still bang yer.. err thanks.....not!!

now come on be fair I did say sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told.... yer not to shabby for a grannie, I'd still bang yer.. err thanks.....not!!

now come on be fair I did say sorry

Lol..

Not good enough.. On your knees

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I was told.... yer not to shabby for a grannie, I'd still bang yer.. err thanks.....not!!

now come on be fair I did say sorry

Lol..

Not good enough.. On your knees

Yesssss result.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Your a right beast" your just left standing there thinking um yeah thanks.

Not so bad after a good hard shag but a bit of a put down if you'd just ate dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remembered last night I was told I had a nice arse for my age

You do

She is 28 FFS! "For her age!" where did this guy come from? A kindergarten?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told.... yer not to shabby for a grannie, I'd still bang yer.. err thanks.....not!!

now come on be fair I did say sorry

Lol..

Not good enough.. On your knees

Yesssss result.

LOL..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remembered last night I was told I had a nice arse for my age

You do

She is 28 FFS! "For her age!" where did this guy come from? A kindergarten?? Lol

it was the bloke that got told he had a nice arse not the woman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you lost a bit of weight you would be top drawer material"

"you've got a good head on you"

both classics from my ex husband. Oh how I miss him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""if you lost a bit of weight you would be top drawer material"

"you've got a good head on you"

both classics from my ex husband. Oh how I miss him!"

why do you build

buttercup baby

just let me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was told would be better if i was taller

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remembered last night I was told I had a nice arse for my age

You do

She is 28 FFS! "For her age!" where did this guy come from? A kindergarten?? Lol

it was the bloke that got told he had a nice arse not the woman....

Ooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was "You get a few heads turning when you walk into a room. Let me help you lose weight so you can be the woman you should be'... er

Thanks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remembered last night I was told I had a nice arse for my age

You do

She is 28 FFS! "For her age!" where did this guy come from? A kindergarten?? Lol

it was the bloke that got told he had a nice arse not the woman....

Ooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual you would be so hot if u lost weight.

Cheers dick head lol

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

I was told once:

"Aren't you too white to be Brazilian?"

Not sure if it was a compliment, an insult or just plain racism...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your not bad lookign for a gingger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I could fuck you silly if you didn't have that facial hair'

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

I got told once for a fat bird u are quite pretty ..... errr so fat birds are all ugly then ..... quickly puts paper bag back on head xxx Tabitha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your a right beast" your just left standing there thinking um yeah thanks.

Not so bad after a good hard shag but a bit of a put down if you'd just ate dinner.

would take it as a positive if that was the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got such a pretty face. You'd be gorgeous if you lost a few stone

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