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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive notices alot in 5 weeks on this site why do married couples add straight men on there profiles and when you try to make contact with them they dont reply bk or they just delette without reading your message im sorry if you think im ugly but my libedo is very high at this rate when i do go camping next month ... jst have to have a posh wank every nite

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ive notices alot in 5 weeks on this site why do married couples add straight men on there profiles and when you try to make contact with them they dont reply bk or they just delette without reading your message im sorry if you think im ugly but my libedo is very high at this rate when i do go camping next month ... jst have to have a posh wank every nite "
I have read this twice and I still am not sure what you are trying to say?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome and enjoy

it is all part of the scene, some reply, many don't

do your thing and be yourself... it is about patience and keeping on trying.

any clubs or social events near you, that really helps getting yourself out there.

good luc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a posh wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank? "

That is what I wondered!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Whats a posh wank? "

into a condom or directly into the mouth of one of the landed gentry

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whats a posh wank? "
Well I know what I think it is but its not PC so I wont say it....too many blue touch papers in here already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank? "

maybe it is when you have a butler to do it for you....save getting your own hands sticky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank?

That is what I wondered! "

One where he wears rubber gloves

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Whats a posh wank? "

Wanking with a condom on

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"welcome and enjoy

it is all part of the scene, some reply, many don't

do your thing and be yourself... it is about patience and keeping on trying.

any clubs or social events near you, that really helps getting yourself out there.

good luc"
Thats not my definition at all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank?

That is what I wondered!

One where he wears rubber gloves

I am soooo confused if he isn't getting any joy with couples and meeting why on earth would you wank into rubber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pm me you posh wank secret keepers!!!! I want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your messages are as hard to decipher as your post then I'm not surprised you aren't having much luck.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Victoria Bekham's solo career was pretty wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's into an argyle sock

They are posh aren't they?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Posh wank = wank with a condom on.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I like my definition better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Posh wank'? Isn't that what David Beckham gets?

I know I know! Someone had to say it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't a posh wank where you sit on your hand until its numb? Or is that a bit limp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have read profiles where they are just looking for single women, and have a friends list full of men.

maybe be more selective with your choice of friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my definition better."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my definition better.

Me too

And me!! Makes much more sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have read profiles where they are just looking for single women, and have a friends list full of men.

maybe be more selective with your choice of friends"

Why ? What difference does that make it's only a friends list not a look who I have fucked list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's into an argyle sock

They are posh aren't they?"

aawww don't crust up the argyle!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

if you message someone and they delete your message without responding it means that they aren't interested ..simple really !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have read profiles where they are just looking for single women, and have a friends list full of men.

maybe be more selective with your choice of friends

Why ? What difference does that make it's only a friends list not a look who I have fucked list "

well i suppose people use friends lists for different reasons.

our friends list is those we hope to meet, so i guess i took it that everyones were the same.

my bad.

still doesnt mean the OP shouldnt be more selective with those he adds as friends

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Isn't a posh wank where you sit on your hand until its numb? Or is that a bit limp?

That's called giving yourself a "stranger"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank? "
using a comdom while wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't a posh wank where you sit on your hand until its numb? Or is that a bit limp?

That's called giving yourself a "stranger""

Haha a stranger wank!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive notices alot in 5 weeks on this site why do married couples add straight men on there profiles and when you try to make contact with them they dont reply bk or they just delette without reading your message im sorry if you think im ugly but my libedo is very high at this rate when i do go camping next month ... jst have to have a posh wank every nite I have read this twice and I still am not sure what you are trying to say? "
why do married cples put str8 men on profile lolx when got no reason to meet any of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have read profiles where they are just looking for single women, and have a friends list full of men.

maybe be more selective with your choice of friends

Why ? What difference does that make it's only a friends list not a look who I have fucked list

well i suppose people use friends lists for different reasons.

our friends list is those we hope to meet, so i guess i took it that everyones were the same.

my bad.

still doesnt mean the OP shouldnt be more selective with those he adds as friends"

Why , it's his profile he is an adult and can make his own choice of friends. If others don't like it they can pass on by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

any m+f still do nsa fun anymore or is it a myth,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive notices alot in 5 weeks on this site why do married couples add straight men on there profiles and when you try to make contact with them they dont reply bk or they just delette without reading your message im sorry if you think im ugly but my libedo is very high at this rate when i do go camping next month ... jst have to have a posh wank every nite I have read this twice and I still am not sure what you are trying to say? why do married cples put str8 men on profile lolx when got no reason to meet any of us "

Erm, because they might enjoy mfm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have read profiles where they are just looking for single women, and have a friends list full of men.

maybe be more selective with your choice of friends

Why ? What difference does that make it's only a friends list not a look who I have fucked list

well i suppose people use friends lists for different reasons.

our friends list is those we hope to meet, so i guess i took it that everyones were the same.

my bad.

still doesnt mean the OP shouldnt be more selective with those he adds as friends

Why , it's his profile he is an adult and can make his own choice of friends. If others don't like it they can pass on by

agreed, but then to moan a bout it in an open forum suggests there is a problem and we all get to comment

if there hadnt been a post about it then i really wouldnt be bothered who the OP has as his friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any m+f still do nsa fun anymore or is it a myth,?"

so because you have friends that dont talk to you, the conclusion is that no couples ever meet single men?

well, im sold.

shut the site down.

last one out turns off the light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any m+f still do nsa fun anymore or is it a myth,?

so because you have friends that dont talk to you, the conclusion is that no couples ever meet single men?

well, im sold.

shut the site down.

last one out turns off the light"

*click*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any m+f still do nsa fun anymore or is it a myth,?"

Oh no not us, never

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"ive notices alot in 5 weeks on this site why do married couples add straight men on there profiles and when you try to make contact with them they dont reply bk or they just delette without reading your message im sorry if you think im ugly but my libedo is very high at this rate when i do go camping next month ... jst have to have a posh wank every nite I have read this twice and I still am not sure what you are trying to say? why do married cples put str8 men on profile lolx when got no reason to meet any of us "

Most are straight men on our profile. We/I have very good reasons to met them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have read profiles where they are just looking for single women, and have a friends list full of men.

maybe be more selective with your choice of friends

Why ? What difference does that make it's only a friends list not a look who I have fucked list

well i suppose people use friends lists for different reasons.

our friends list is those we hope to meet, so i guess i took it that everyones were the same.

my bad.

still doesnt mean the OP shouldnt be more selective with those he adds as friends

Why , it's his profile he is an adult and can make his own choice of friends. If others don't like it they can pass on by

agreed, but then to moan a bout it in an open forum suggests there is a problem and we all get to comment

if there hadnt been a post about it then i really wouldnt be bothered who the OP has as his friends"

Struggling to find a post that mentions friends list other than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any m+f still do nsa fun anymore or is it a myth,?

so because you have friends that dont talk to you, the conclusion is that no couples ever meet single men?

well, im sold.

shut the site down.

last one out turns off the light

*click*"

Want to wait until i get out? Just battered my shins on the coffee table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any m+f still do nsa fun anymore or is it a myth,?

so because you have friends that dont talk to you, the conclusion is that no couples ever meet single men?

well, im sold.

shut the site down.

last one out turns off the light

*click*

Want to wait until i get out? Just battered my shins on the coffee table!

Oh I thought I felt something, p.s I am still here waiting with my strap on for an unsuspecting victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any m+f still do nsa fun anymore or is it a myth,?

so because you have friends that dont talk to you, the conclusion is that no couples ever meet single men?

well, im sold.

shut the site down.

last one out turns off the light

*click*

Want to wait until i get out? Just battered my shins on the coffee table!

Oh I thought I felt something, p.s I am still here waiting with my strap on for an unsuspecting victim

Where is Ryan when you need him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any m+f still do nsa fun anymore or is it a myth,?

so because you have friends that dont talk to you, the conclusion is that no couples ever meet single men?

well, im sold.

shut the site down.

last one out turns off the light

*click*

Want to wait until i get out? Just battered my shins on the coffee table!

Oh I thought I felt something, p.s I am still here waiting with my strap on for an unsuspecting victim

Where is Ryan when you need him

Hiding somewhere damn!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

It might be fair to suggest mist couples look to meet couples. If not look for another be it m or f for menage et trois. It is also more likely singles m or f prefer meeting other singles. Guys perhaps have to relax this and aim for couples to increase the chances of meeting a woman. Not concrete of course but on the main ?

Single fems certainly seem more inclined to meet single guys/women.

Op your profile ain't too endearing if we're honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have read profiles where they are just looking for single women, and have a friends list full of men.

maybe be more selective with your choice of friends

Why ? What difference does that make it's only a friends list not a look who I have fucked list

well i suppose people use friends lists for different reasons.

our friends list is those we hope to meet, so i guess i took it that everyones were the same.

my bad.

still doesnt mean the OP shouldnt be more selective with those he adds as friends

Why , it's his profile he is an adult and can make his own choice of friends. If others don't like it they can pass on by

agreed, but then to moan a bout it in an open forum suggests there is a problem and we all get to comment

if there hadnt been a post about it then i really wouldnt be bothered who the OP has as his friends

Struggling to find a post that mentions friends list other than yours "

shit, my mistake, i read it as thats what the OP was referring to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right, im gonna try again (moody, let me know if i have it right this time, please lol)

OP, just because a couples profile says they will meet single men, doesnt mean they have to meet every one that shows an interest.

there are many variables to take into account.

we have listed no preference to the guys we will meet on our profile, except the fact they are able to read the profile.

so by messaging us NOW we know they either havent bothered, or think it doesnt apply to them, and they arent what we are looking for by associating, no matter how smokin hot, or big their dicks are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right, im gonna try again (moody, let me know if i have it right this time, please lol)

OP, just because a couples profile says they will meet single men, doesnt mean they have to meet every one that shows an interest.

there are many variables to take into account.

we have listed no preference to the guys we will meet on our profile, except the fact they are able to read the profile.

so by messaging us NOW we know they either havent bothered, or think it doesnt apply to them, and they arent what we are looking for by associating, no matter how smokin hot, or big their dicks are."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right, im gonna try again (moody, let me know if i have it right this time, please lol)

OP, just because a couples profile says they will meet single men, doesnt mean they have to meet every one that shows an interest.

there are many variables to take into account.

we have listed no preference to the guys we will meet on our profile, except the fact they are able to read the profile.

so by messaging us NOW we know they either havent bothered, or think it doesnt apply to them, and they arent what we are looking for by associating, no matter how smokin hot, or big their dicks are.

YAYYYY!!!!

no sarcasm here to be seen.

move along please lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank?

That is what I wondered!

One where he wears rubber gloves

I am soooo confused if he isn't getting any joy with couples and meeting why on earth would you wank into rubber?

"
all the couple keep turning me down lol dont know why must be my face and know its not my cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank?

That is what I wondered!

One where he wears rubber gloves

I am soooo confused if he isn't getting any joy with couples and meeting why on earth would you wank into rubber?

all the couple keep turning me down lol dont know why must be my face and know its not my cock ? "

You sure m8? Seeing as you don't have a face pic up, but you do have cock pics up, well........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank?

That is what I wondered!

One where he wears rubber gloves

I am soooo confused if he isn't getting any joy with couples and meeting why on earth would you wank into rubber?

all the couple keep turning me down lol dont know why must be my face and know its not my cock ? "

why would it not be your cock?

no one can see your face....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank?

That is what I wondered!

One where he wears rubber gloves

I am soooo confused if he isn't getting any joy with couples and meeting why on earth would you wank into rubber?

all the couple keep turning me down lol dont know why must be my face and know its not my cock ?

You sure m8? Seeing as you don't have a face pic up, but you do have cock pics up, well........"

damn you and your quick fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank?

That is what I wondered!

One where he wears rubber gloves

I am soooo confused if he isn't getting any joy with couples and meeting why on earth would you wank into rubber?

all the couple keep turning me down lol dont know why must be my face and know its not my cock ?

You sure m8? Seeing as you don't have a face pic up, but you do have cock pics up, well........

damn you and your quick fingers lol"

Lol. Nearly dislocated my thumb posting it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats a posh wank?

That is what I wondered!

One where he wears rubber gloves

I am soooo confused if he isn't getting any joy with couples and meeting why on earth would you wank into rubber?

all the couple keep turning me down lol dont know why must be my face and know its not my cock ?

You sure m8? Seeing as you don't have a face pic up, but you do have cock pics up, well........"
my face photo is only for gen meeting lol xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Right, you want to meet people for a specific month and this involves camping. You hoped by coming on here the sight of your cock would have people rushing to meet you. You have been disappointed and will now need to wank in a posh way.

Have I understood?

Be careful to wrap your condom up and take it back with you. Don't leave it for wildlife to choke on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's into an argyle sock

They are posh aren't they?"

No a Pringle sock , now they are posh !

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