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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT system designer and implementer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Factory worker (should have tried harder at school) not got a title really.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Village idiot.

Pay is crap but I have a vocation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subsea Engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

"

i manage people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bespoke furniture maker, and trainee engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geographic Information System Developer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

i manage people "

I tolerate people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

"

What's yours?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I saw a profile recently that had 'professional' spelt wrongly. Although that was par do the course tbh.

I understood professional to mean that a person was a member of an institute or professional body with cpd and professional fees and stuff.

I work in an office. For how long though, no one knows.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do do de doo

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"

I work in an office. For how long though, no one knows. "

IME people in offices work about 10% of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for "Mates" professional condom tester.

And yes I pay my dues and have a Costco card.......

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Accountant (Scottish Chartered).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do do de doo "

I work for the authoritites...........muaaaaaaa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retired, and its feckin great

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"

I work in an office. For how long though, no one knows.

IME people in offices work about 10% of the time "

BAZINGA! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kniw the ingredients of Heinz tomato ketchup!

I'm one of the only 2 people in the world that does!

Yeah...beat that people!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Im a researcher for Sydney university

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firefighter

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Do do de doo

I work for the authoritites...........muaaaaaaa x

"

The Government?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

What's yours? "

Health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do do de doo

I work for the authoritites...........muaaaaaaa x

The Government? "

no, got out of that one, but I did do for a few years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

What's yours?

Health"

Hmmmm that narrows it down

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

What's yours? "

I'll have a pint, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light house painter, but I'm only allowed to do the white stripes!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ha! A poster one here has professional on her profile.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a professional trope.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Design cathedrals as per Basil Fawlty

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There don't seem to be many clergymen fessing up on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

What's yours?

Health

Hmmmm that narrows it down "

That's because there are many professions within it . I could have been more vague and said public sector ( which includes the professions within education and social services ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

"

Ditherer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha! A poster one here has professional on her profile..... "

not anymore she hasn't lmao xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

What's yours?

Health

Hmmmm that narrows it down

That's because there are many professions within it . I could have been more vague and said public sector ( which includes the professions within education and social services )."

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw a profile recently that had 'professional' spelt wrongly. Although that was par do the course tbh.

I understood professional to mean that a person was a member of an institute or professional body with cpd and professional fees and stuff.

I work in an office. For how long though, no one knows. "

When I was learning sociology back in the day, professions had stringent academic requirements. Classics professions were lawyers and doctors, new professions were teachers, nurses and social workers.

The definition is much looser now. As soon as people become managers they don the professional mantel now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job seeker.

Chef

Trainee accountant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

What's yours?

Health

Hmmmm that narrows it down

That's because there are many professions within it . I could have been more vague and said public sector ( which includes the professions within education and social services ).

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass! "

Government official

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tabloid reporter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rearrange shapes into different shapes and colour them in.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Hi,,, I m Darryl and I drink Beer for a living,,

This is alcoholics anonymous isn t it,, hic,,

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

im a taxi driver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There don't seem to be many clergymen fessing up on here."

Now that IS a profession according to the root of the word. Same with doctors taking the Hippocratic oath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen and write a lot of ppts

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ha! A poster one here has professional on her profile.....

not anymore she hasn't lmao xxx

"

Aw....I enjoyed looking anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I confess.

I'm the Dean of Sydney University; you are all in fact members of Phi-Alpha-Beta House and you have all been on 'Double Secret Probation' this entire time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass!

Government official

Go for it "

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass!

Government official

Go for it

Bend over "

Ready, willing and able

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I confess.

I'm the Dean of Sydney University; you are all in fact members of Phi-Alpha-Beta House and you have all been on 'Double Secret Probation' this entire time....."

Horse shooting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay im a public enquiry officer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I confess.

I'm the Dean of Sydney University; you are all in fact members of Phi-Alpha-Beta House and you have all been on 'Double Secret Probation' this entire time.....

Horse shooting!"

Food Fight!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I help people - I'm a professional shagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travelling salesperson

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By *S_PennyTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Chartered Engineer and PhD qualified physicist that works on building design. Part time lecturer and PhD supervisor. Professional enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chartered Engineer and PhD qualified physicist that works on building design. Part time lecturer and PhD supervisor. Professional enough? "

Definitely a learned professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass!

Government official

Go for it

Bend over

Ready, willing and able "

Chahaha Oh really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.

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By *S_PennyTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Don't mean I'm any different to the rest of you perves. I'm most definitely in that camp too. I just do my research better. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff diver well sometimes in life you have to make sacrofices for the rest of mankind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass!

Government official

Go for it

Bend over

Ready, willing and able

Chahaha Oh really? "

It's my fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kniw the ingredients of Heinz tomato ketchup!

I'm one of the only 2 people in the world that does!

Yeah...beat that people! "

Easy

Tomatos and ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass!

Government official

Go for it

Bend over

Ready, willing and able

Chahaha Oh really?

It's my fetish "

Hmmm I could have this convo all day.

But I gotta get some wirk done now.

You can ASSume I'm perfect at spanking asses.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm a streetworks coordinator and he's the operations director of the same company. As OH is my bosses boss, it certainly has its perks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*work - damn phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass!

Government official

Go for it

Bend over

Ready, willing and able

Chahaha Oh really?

It's my fetish

Hmmm I could have this convo all day.

But I gotta get some wirk done now.

You can ASSume I'm perfect at spanking asses. "

Well you need to be good at something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent a time in the falklands picking up penguines. When the aircraft used to fly overhead they would watch them fly overhead and fall over on their backs and could not get up. Someone had to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you'd have said public sector I'd have thought "government official" and spanked your ass!

Government official

Go for it

Bend over

Ready, willing and able

Chahaha Oh really?

It's my fetish

Hmmm I could have this convo all day.

But I gotta get some wirk done now.

You can ASSume I'm perfect at spanking asses.

Well you need to be good at something "

Well you ever want to find out your gonna have to message me cos I can't.

Anyway, your gonna get me sacked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kniw the ingredients of Heinz tomato ketchup!

I'm one of the only 2 people in the world that does!

Yeah...beat that people!

Easy

Tomatos and ketchup "

I might have known you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retired.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a researcher for Sydney university "

Winner.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

"

It's the one that can't spell it which really crack me up with 2 FFs in it LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for the private group! Best job ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do research work for a university in Sydney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

It's the one that can't spell it which really crack me up with 2 FFs in it LOL.

"

I had several teachers at school whose spelling, grammar and writing legibility were awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a fancy job title is company's way of giving you more work no one else wants to do but for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kniw the ingredients of Heinz tomato ketchup!

I'm one of the only 2 people in the world that does!

Yeah...beat that people!

Easy

Tomatos and ketchup

I might have known you! "

Are there real tomatoes in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant get anymore professional than being god

back to ur little lives little ones

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Chartered Engineer and PhD qualified physicist that works on building design. Part time lecturer and PhD supervisor. Professional enough? "
I would not call you a professional, (although being a Chartered Engineer you are a member of a professional body). I would have said being a lecturer and PhD supervisor you are and Academic, which in my opinion has much more kudos

I'm an IRATA Rope Access Technician for what its worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do do de doo "

Ok.... But what do you do do de doo...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Spent a time in the falklands picking up penguines. When the aircraft used to fly overhead they would watch them fly overhead and fall over on their backs and could not get up. Someone had to do it. "

Hahahaha what a great job even if it's smelly

Health here as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

It's the one that can't spell it which really crack me up with 2 FFs in it LOL.

"

Which one is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do do de doo

Ok.... But what do you do do de doo...!!! "

Haha.. That made me snort my coffee

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I saw a profile recently that had 'professional' spelt wrongly. Although that was par do the course tbh.

I understood professional to mean that a person was a member of an institute or professional body with cpd and professional fees and stuff.

I work in an office. For how long though, no one knows.

When I was learning sociology back in the day, professions had stringent academic requirements. Classics professions were lawyers and doctors, new professions were teachers, nurses and social workers.

The definition is much looser now. As soon as people become managers they don the professional mantel now."

Not even that - it seems to mean no more than 'I work' nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consultant - Healthcare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Cheese Welder, welding cheese is extremely important to the economy too

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm a Cheese Welder, welding cheese is extremely important to the economy too "

They told you that in the Job Centre, didn't they?

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I'm a professional Sand artist and metal designer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Cheese Welder, welding cheese is extremely important to the economy too

They told you that in the Job Centre, didn't they?"

Yes and she was such a lovely lady too, she even gave me one of those new welding rods that look just like a coloured pencil. So now I'm also a trendy welder

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

Andy - Communications engineer.

Jackie - Registered carer for the elderly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There don't seem to be many clergymen fessing up on here."

because this isnt the site for them

everyones too old.

im a distribution facilitator (HGV driver)

V is a domestic engineer (stay at home mum)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kniw the ingredients of Heinz tomato ketchup!

I'm one of the only 2 people in the world that does!

Yeah...beat that people!

Easy

Tomatos and ketchup

I might have known you!

Are there real tomatoes in it?"

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun"

Damn you beat me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!! "

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm currently the CFO for RSC. An area which has seen phenomenal growth over the last couple of years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lawyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie. "

Shut up sweetie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

"

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude "

Chahaha! You reckon so do ya?...cheeky sod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude

Chahaha! You reckon so do ya?...cheeky sod! "

Who me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude

Chahaha! You reckon so do ya?...cheeky sod!

Who me? "

Pfft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude

Chahaha! You reckon so do ya?...cheeky sod!

Who me?

Pfft! "

Yeah I am I just like getting out of the habit

See what I did there?

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over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude

Chahaha! You reckon so do ya?...cheeky sod!

Who me?

Pfft!

Yeah I am I just like getting out of the habit

See what I did there?

"

Getting out of the habit my Arse xred...until next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SAS. Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chartered quantity surveyor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a crafty writer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I run several information departments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs P runs an engineering & design office

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I run several information departments "

Which one's best (or is that information not available)?

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By *iscreetbuddyMan
over a year ago

Kilmainham

Fireman

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 19/09/13 14:31:48]

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I ask people what is broken about their business, I then write a report, using different words telling them what is broken about their business...

and a few other things and they pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun"

Nun, thats what im getting!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"SAS. Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone !!"
I'd also want to keep quiet about being in the TA.

Saturday and Sunday soldier...

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Been through this thread searching for a local electrician and carpet fitter!

I'm in education

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House mother

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I work for GCHQ*

*not really.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Chartered Engineer and PhD qualified physicist that works on building design. Part time lecturer and PhD supervisor. Professional enough? "

I bet you get Lego for Xmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's one hell of a commute or they must have a really good WFH policy

(tongue in cheek)

Saying that I have been WFH for the past three months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional because I have to be registered with a professional body and continue my development in order to practice.

I don't use professional to belittle others or their jobs, I use it because I am very passionate and proud of what I do for a living.

I won't say openly what I do as there aren't many of us.

crystal

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Saying that I have been WFH for the past three months "

Been doing so for a little longer. Moving soon though, can't wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in the pharmaceutical industry specialising in quality assurance.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

I am one of the vermins in society ..oh yes ..part of the great unwashed .. unemployed !! boooooo hissssss !!

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By *ebsCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Orpington/london

R is a sister (nurse not a nun)

P IT (boring)

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By *ebsCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Orpington/london

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm a people manager as well (who would have thought!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mechanic (or 'technician' as we are now known!) im the man for all your servicing needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional diesel fitter.

I steal knickers from womens' clothes boutiques, then when I get them home, look at each pair one by one, saying to myself "diesel fitter...........diesel fitter".

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I ask people what is broken about their business, I then write a report, using different words telling them what is broken about their business...

and a few other things and they pay"

I can name a few firms that do the same thing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clockwork maintenance engineer.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Porn Star & Porn Producer/adult photographer...money's crap now but its still interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assistant Housing Officer and a barmaid/waitress or to give them their posh title Front of House Staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I had several teachers at school whose spelling, grammar and writing legibility were awful."

unfortunately I would have to class myself as one of these, although my handwriting is very neat.... the spelling and grammar faults are due to my dyslexia, but I managed to pass my teaching degree with them.... good job I spend most of my lessons getting messy with paint, gloop and play dough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

professional waste of space here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teachers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/09/13 22:43:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse specialist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IT system designer and implementer "

Nurse and responsible for a lot of nhs finance. Also starting a masters degree

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

sheltered housing manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude

Chahaha! You reckon so do ya?...cheeky sod!

Who me?

Pfft!

Yeah I am I just like getting out of the habit

See what I did there?

Getting out of the habit my Arse xred...until next time! "

I'm gonna get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Job seeker.

Chef

Trainee accountant"

How's your double entry going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas main layer

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

carer

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

In my opinion it would be unprofessional to disclose such information

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL


"I work for GCHQ*

*not really."

I went for a job with GCHQ...was offered a job and declined it... May have been short sighted!

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By *egan_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

In the closet

Archaeologist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my opinion it would be unprofessional to disclose such information "

Well so far that appears to have been mostly the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude

Chahaha! You reckon so do ya?...cheeky sod!

Who me?

Pfft!

Yeah I am I just like getting out of the habit

See what I did there?

Getting out of the habit my Arse xred...until next time!

I'm gonna get one "

Yep! You will

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

Action geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local TV weatherman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

i manage people

I tolerate people x"

I piss people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legal, retail and travel agent.

Yes. I work three jobs. Going down to two though, then maybe one. I have not had a life since i started work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a professional because I have to be registered with a professional body and continue my development in order to practice.

I don't use professional to belittle others or their jobs, I use it because I am very passionate and proud of what I do for a living.

I won't say openly what I do as there aren't many of us.

crystal"

pig wanker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nun

Damn you beat me!!!!

You a Nun?...

Pfft! Whatever Julie.

Shut up sweetie!!

Don't go spitting your dummy out now, we all know spitting is rude

Chahaha! You reckon so do ya?...cheeky sod!

Who me?

Pfft!

Yeah I am I just like getting out of the habit

See what I did there?

Getting out of the habit my Arse xred...until next time!

I'm gonna get one

Yep! You will "

I meant a habit!!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

armed robber, good money, short hours, but long fuckin holidays !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm CEO of Mind.Your.Beeswax Inc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

"

muff diver and filler

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By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a Personal Trainer

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Im just a twat and I love my work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a researcher for Sydney university "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Combat Sysytems Engineer (armed forces)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Personal injury specialist and facilitator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catering Assistant and I inhabit a street corner twice a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health too!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Catering Assistant and I inhabit a street corner twice a day "

street corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a banker and hubby is retired military. Hes lucky now he gets to be a stay at home dad

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

professional bitch

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"professional bitch "

we belive you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catering Assistant and I inhabit a street corner twice a day

street corner "
lollipop lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Office manager doing wages and invoices

And own my own novelty cake business

Hubby works in public sector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a sarcastic post about all the professionals must be on Fab. It's true, every other profile states "I'm a professional guy".

I think they mean they have a job .

So, name your profession if you dare

"

Prime minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a chartered whatsit with a degree in thingy, cpd and pay PI insurance = professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a professional because I have to be registered with a professional body and continue my development in order to practice.

I don't use professional to belittle others or their jobs, I use it because I am very passionate and proud of what I do for a living.

I won't say openly what I do as there aren't many of us.

crystal

pig wanker?"

That's when I get promoted

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