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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Daughters booked for c section at nine this morning. Not slept. Need distractions please xx

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I will try.

I always thought that bees just died off in the winter but did you know that if it gets cold they stop being able to fly? X

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Giraffes are mute, not even a grunt.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Giraffes are mute, not even a grunt."

Is that true?? My lad asked me what noise a giraffe made the other day and I was stumped. Got distracted before I googled it x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Daughters booked for c section at nine this morning. Not slept. Need distractions please xx"

Ooh how exciting. Do we know if its pink or blue bump???? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Daughters booked for c section at nine this morning. Not slept. Need distractions please xx

Ooh how exciting. Do we know if its pink or blue bump???? X"

Blue. xx Burst into tears when they left this morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you lot are full of it....useless info lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think dogs originally didn't bark (ever hear a wolf bark?), and we bred the bark into them

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Giraffes are mute, not even a grunt.

Is that true?? My lad asked me what noise a giraffe made the other day and I was stumped. Got distracted before I googled it x"

Yep, all true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

clever buggers xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"clever buggers xx"

Well I could sing instead and it would definitely distract you.

I'm not saying you'd like it, but distraction guaranteed - what song then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"clever buggers xx

Well I could sing instead and it would definitely distract you.

I'm not saying you'd like it, but distraction guaranteed - what song then?

soft kitty please. you can all join in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive lost my capitols

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive lost my capitols

and ability to spell. damn those pixies

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"clever buggers xx

Well I could sing instead and it would definitely distract you.

I'm not saying you'd like it, but distraction guaranteed - what song then?

soft kitty please. you can all join in."

ahem!

Soft kitty

Warm kitty

little ball of fur.

Happy kitty

Sleepy kitty

Purr purr purr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"clever buggers xx

Well I could sing instead and it would definitely distract you.

I'm not saying you'd like it, but distraction guaranteed - what song then?

soft kitty please. you can all join in.

ahem!

Soft kitty

Warm kitty

little ball of fur.

Happy kitty

Sleepy kitty

Purr purr purr.

aww fank you xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"clever buggers xx

Well I could sing instead and it would definitely distract you.

I'm not saying you'd like it, but distraction guaranteed - what song then?

soft kitty please. you can all join in.

ahem!

Soft kitty

Warm kitty

little ball of fur.

Happy kitty

Sleepy kitty

Purr purr purr.

aww fank you xx"

Want me to tap dance?

Only I'll have to get dressed for that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"clever buggers xx

Well I could sing instead and it would definitely distract you.

I'm not saying you'd like it, but distraction guaranteed - what song then?

soft kitty please. you can all join in.

ahem!

Soft kitty

Warm kitty

little ball of fur.

Happy kitty

Sleepy kitty

Purr purr purr.

aww fank you xx

Want me to tap dance?

Only I'll have to get dressed for that...

dont mind if you do it naked.

. im broad minded. xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"clever buggers xx

Well I could sing instead and it would definitely distract you.

I'm not saying you'd like it, but distraction guaranteed - what song then?

soft kitty please. you can all join in.

ahem!

Soft kitty

Warm kitty

little ball of fur.

Happy kitty

Sleepy kitty

Purr purr purr.

aww fank you xx

Want me to tap dance?

Only I'll have to get dressed for that...

dont mind if you do it naked.

. im broad minded. xx"

Hang on then, I'll just have to get me tap shoes from under the bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wish her well ... And congratulations Nanny xx these things are always a worry (coz she will always be your baby, what ever age she is)

... But exciting too.. Do they have Any ideas for a name yet? Hx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Morning sweetie! It will be fine xx

I was feeling a bit reckless today and thought I'd have a go at speeding.

Lesson learnt, I'll never do it again.

I was 20 minutes early for work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive lost my capitols

They look fine to me, if you're referring to your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An exciting start to the day!!

But I've no useless information, it's too early yet

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'This here is a very special 'casion...our weddin' night, and we need a good room with a strong bed.'

The clerk winked and asked, 'Do you want the Bridal?'

The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, 'No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be thinking of you today good luck xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I wish her well ... And congratulations Nanny xx these things are always a worry (coz she will always be your baby, what ever age she is)

... But exciting too.. Do they have Any ideas for a name yet? Hx "

no name yet but grandaughter thought up lewan. its a mix of her brothers and her name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet...???

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You need to check the other 2 threads

As Ive said, my congrats to you all but Im going to close this one now

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