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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

went to go to the toilet, and there was a spider in the bathtub.

i swear this thing was having a shower.

i turned it on to wash it down the plughole, and it just grabbed the bottle of shampoo.

god, i cant settle back to sleep now.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"went to go to the toilet, and there was a spider in the bathtub.

i swear this thing was having a shower.

i turned it on to wash it down the plughole, and it just grabbed the bottle of shampoo.

god, i cant settle back to sleep now.... lol"
did you offer to nwash its back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"went to go to the toilet, and there was a spider in the bathtub.

i swear this thing was having a shower.

i turned it on to wash it down the plughole, and it just grabbed the bottle of shampoo.

god, i cant settle back to sleep now.... lol"

Ooh, a category 3 i hate spiders, full fledged arachnophobe.

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By *ade-louiseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"went to go to the toilet, and there was a spider in the bathtub.

i swear this thing was having a shower.

i turned it on to wash it down the plughole, and it just grabbed the bottle of shampoo.

god, i cant settle back to sleep now.... lol"

Hate spiders! I was sat in bed the other week and looked to my side and one was sat next to me! Don't think I've ever moved so quick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They walk over you as you sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They walk over you as you sleep "

I'm sleeping in your bed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They walk over you as you sleep

I'm sleeping in your bed tonight "
ill feel safe then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have one that lives behind the tv.

Won't get rid of it as the feckers huge, he comes with a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wake one of the boys up if we have a hairy eight legged intruder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any ladies need any help with spiders there will be lots of fireman available next week for 4 hours to sort them for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any ladies need any help with spiders there will be lots of fireman available next week for 4 hours to sort them for you "

That would be a fantasy fulfilled as well as getting rid of the pesky arachnid.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"They walk over you as you sleep "
And they go in your mouth if you sleep with it open.Probably all of us have swallowed a few.

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By *irty Diana 22Woman
over a year ago

scunthorpe

I once had one so large running across the lounge I dropped the yellow pages on to it and still expected it to just walk off carrying it with him errrrr it was MASSIVE! !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

is it just me or are they getting bigger?

V reckons they are all foreign ones, taking jobs off the british spiders lol

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

My son brought a girl back the other week, very late at night, and they "retired to his room" together.

The next morning, she awoke in his bed, wondered where she was, opened one eye, and there two feet away was a glass tank with a massive Tarantula spider.

She then opened the other eye to see a Leopard Gecko, a pet Rat, and a corn snake.

She didn't stay for breakfast, I wonder why?

Gentleman Jack xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwa I hate spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwwwa I hate spiders "
lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwwwa I hate spiders lol x"

Its not a laughing matter I will have you kmow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwwwa I hate spiders lol x

Its not a laughing matter I will have you kmow x"
sorryx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dropped a huge glass ashtray onto a great big bugger and thought....right i will vacuum it up in the morning....

When morning came and i got the vac....took the ashtray off and the fucker just walked away .....

like he had been sat spread eagled all night.

Well i hope he had back ache anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once dropped a huge glass ashtray onto a great big bugger and thought....right i will vacuum it up in the morning....

When morning came and i got the vac....took the ashtray off and the fucker just walked away .....

like he had been sat spread eagled all night.

Well i hope he had back ache anyways "

Really why not just kill it there and then no way would I sleep knowing there was a spider in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwwwa I hate spiders lol x

Its not a laughing matter I will have you kmow xsorryx "

So you should be x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once dropped a huge glass ashtray onto a great big bugger and thought....right i will vacuum it up in the morning....

When morning came and i got the vac....took the ashtray off and the fucker just walked away .....

like he had been sat spread eagled all night.

Well i hope he had back ache anyways

Really why not just kill it there and then no way would I sleep knowing there was a spider in the house "

Oh i did, i watched him walk off.though a little wobbly and then attacked him with the hoover....all that pent up aggression. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spiders won't hurt you unless.....

removal service available at

scaredy cats ltd

big babies road

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them and agree , they are getting bigger! I can squish them if they are on the floor but if they are higher than my head on the wall I'm in trouble. I send my child up the ladder with a shoe and make him promise not to miss

Lynn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once dropped a huge glass ashtray onto a great big bugger and thought....right i will vacuum it up in the morning....

When morning came and i got the vac....took the ashtray off and the fucker just walked away .....

like he had been sat spread eagled all night.

Well i hope he had back ache anyways

Really why not just kill it there and then no way would I sleep knowing there was a spider in the house

Oh i did, i watched him walk off.though a little wobbly and then attacked him with the hoover....all that pent up aggression. lmao "

Well we have to vent it somewhere don't we x

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