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"I think i may have got a lot of grump out earlier today I have none left at the moment " I blame that Zen. | |||
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"I think i may have got a lot of grump out earlier today I have none left at the moment I blame that Zen. " Yeah gonna meet him again! haha | |||
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"You should have posted this last week. I've had a shag since then so feeling mellow. " Will try better next time.... Diamonds...I only have an A level in moaning but I am working up to a Degree in whinging lol | |||
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"my kind of post!.....where do i start!!!" At the beginning....? | |||
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"Can't be arsed no 1 cares any way sob sob " No self depreciating on here...move along please..... | |||
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"I never moan " Not what I have been told.... | |||
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"You should have posted this last week. I've had a shag since then so feeling mellow. Will try better next time...." I'm sure I'll be grumpy again in no time though. | |||
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"Ok ok im going.......farts on way out just so you cant forget poor little old me" Mahaha! | |||
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"I think whinging is such a massive turn off. Where all entitled too one once in a while, but there really are some seriel whinges on here" | |||
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"I never moan Not what I have been told.... " Lol all lies I tell you | |||
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"Can't grumble about much other than missing my fella.... No wait, shouldn't whine about that, I get sole custody of the remote all week!!!! " I always lose the remote when mine isn't here... | |||
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"Can't grumble about much other than missing my fella.... No wait, shouldn't whine about that, I get sole custody of the remote all week!!!! I always lose the remote when mine isn't here..." Tie a ribbon round one end so a) you cant lose it and b) you can pull it out easier? | |||
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"Can't grumble about much other than missing my fella.... No wait, shouldn't whine about that, I get sole custody of the remote all week!!!! I always lose the remote when mine isn't here... Tie a ribbon round one end so a) you cant lose it and b) you can pull it out easier? " Is that speaking from experience? | |||
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"Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days. Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious. " Never a truer word said in jest! It fucking well is. | |||
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"Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days. Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious. *These _iews entirely represent those of the poster and in no way reflect the official _iews of the site " stop bloody moaning women | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though " It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden " I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!! | |||
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"Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days. Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious. *These _iews entirely represent those of the poster and in no way reflect the official _iews of the site " going to be worse tomorrow its thursday | |||
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"Its a long time since Ive seen as many miserable whingers in one place as there have been in these 'ere forums over the last couple of days. Im blaming the full moon but its getting tedious. *These _iews entirely represent those of the poster and in no way reflect the official _iews of the site " It's not the moon. It's because the summer fucked off - pretty much slammed the door in fact | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!" Now you've made the fairies cry | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!!" Number 2 man not free? | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!! Now you've made the fairies cry " Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants. Just joining in | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!! Number 2 man not free?" Noooooo boohoo. Damn it all!!!! lol | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!! Now you've made the fairies cry Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants. Just joining in " Hahaha | |||
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"cold and fed up with 42" You keep mentioning that number? ...is it supposed to be of any significance? ... | |||
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"cold and fed up with 42 You keep mentioning that number? ...is it supposed to be of any significance? ... " Isn't it something to do with Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy? | |||
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"cold and fed up with 42 You keep mentioning that number? ...is it supposed to be of any significance? ... Isn't it something to do with Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy? " Generically...I'd agree. But this is about the 200th time he's mentioned that number this week. | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden I've had three accidents in the last week, my number 1 man is miles away and some men on here are rude and ignorant and can't bloody read. Oh and it isn't Thursday yet either!!!! Now you've made the fairies cry Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants. Just joining in " Does it smell? | |||
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"I rarely whinge, whine or rant. Some on here have a degree in it" A degree?? More like a fuckin Phd | |||
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"I rarely whinge, whine or rant. Some on here have a degree in it A degree?? More like a fuckin Phd " I have a Phd in fuckin..... | |||
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" Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants. Just joining in Does it smell?" Just been to check but I can't really tell. They are trying to tell me that they are gushing not pissing but have to say Im not convinced... | |||
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" Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants. Just joining in Does it smell? Just been to check but I can't really tell. They are trying to tell me that they are gushing not pissing but have to say Im not convinced..." Fairy Gush...hang on...you talk to fairies??? | |||
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" Im sick of the fairies anyway, they keep pissing on my plants. Just joining in Does it smell? Just been to check but I can't really tell. They are trying to tell me that they are gushing not pissing but have to say Im not convinced...Fairy Gush...hang on...you talk to fairies??? " Yeah. Tried blocking them but they just get through the filters. Ive reported it. | |||
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"I feel like crying if that's any good??!! " Awwwww... *Passes Minxie a tissue....* | |||
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"I rarely whinge, whine or rant. Some on here have a degree in it A degree?? More like a fuckin Phd I have a Phd in fuckin..... " Now why doesn't that surprise me | |||
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"cold and fed up with 42 You keep mentioning that number? ...is it supposed to be of any significance? ... Isn't it something to do with Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Generically...I'd agree. But this is about the 200th time he's mentioned that number this week. " Actually it's the 42nd | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden " I love fairies!!!!! | |||
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"I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic " About what? | |||
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"I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic " Thats fucking great- so am I!! | |||
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"I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic About what? " About none of ya damn fucking business (I jest, I'll message u) | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden I love fairies!!!!!" | |||
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"I'm sorry Femme but I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic Thats fucking great- so am I!! " Woohoo! | |||
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"Alas....I have no piss left to boil " Who the fuck boils their piss anyway....? | |||
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"Alas....I have no piss left to boil Who the fuck boils their piss anyway....?" I wonder if it tastes better boiled? | |||
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"Alas....I have no piss left to boil Who the fuck boils their piss anyway....? I wonder if it tastes better boiled? " I have been told people prefer it fresh from the tap....*shudders* | |||
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"Sadly, If I started to 'rant one off' this evening I fear I would cause this thread to melt down. Its fair to say its been a fairly shitty couple of weeks. " Bugger- thought you had been quiet...have you got a lightbox? | |||
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"I don't know about any body else but a grumpy woman really turns me on" A grumpy one or a feisty one? | |||
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"I don't know about any body else but a grumpy woman really turns me on" Theres a glass half-full kinda guy! Welcome! | |||
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"I just stubbed me fecking toe!!!!!!!!!!! " Smokinnnnn | |||
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"I had my eyebrows threaded today " I hate that expression. ..I dunno why but it sounds gross! | |||
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"Sadly, If I started to 'rant one off' this evening I fear I would cause this thread to melt down. Its fair to say its been a fairly shitty couple of weeks. Bugger- thought you had been quiet...have you got a lightbox?" Yes, though its not related to that - just a series of unfortunate events the sum total of which really piss you off! | |||
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"Sadly, If I started to 'rant one off' this evening I fear I would cause this thread to melt down. Its fair to say its been a fairly shitty couple of weeks. Bugger- thought you had been quiet...have you got a lightbox? Yes, though its not related to that - just a series of unfortunate events the sum total of which really piss you off!" Well I hope you are back to your relatively normal funny self soon. xxx | |||
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"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts " does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ? | |||
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"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ? " Hmmmm are your nuts being on my eyelid going to help or hinder the pain | |||
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"I've another one............. I HATE EBAY!!!!!, how hard is it to sell an iphone FFS!" Don't say that , I've got a 4 I was going to eBay | |||
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"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ? Hmmmm are your nuts being on my eyelid going to help or hinder the pain " I think a minimal amount of lubrication and a slow gentle screwing motion would ease things nicely | |||
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"Alas....I have no piss left to boil Who the fuck boils their piss anyway....?" Bear Grylls? | |||
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"I hate men at the minute have been stood up do much has left me feeling I don't want to swing anymore, why do they have to be such assholes " Im actually surprised thats theres any of them left on the site with some of the shit theyve been getting in the forums recently. | |||
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"I hate men at the minute have been stood up do much has left me feeling I don't want to swing anymore, why do they have to be such assholes Im actually surprised thats theres any of them left on the site with some of the shit theyve been getting in the forums recently." That..unfortunately is true. | |||
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"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ? Hmmmm are your nuts being on my eyelid going to help or hinder the pain I think a minimal amount of lubrication and a slow gentle screwing motion would ease things nicely " it's worth a try | |||
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"I had my eyebrows threaded today and now I've got a really sore eye lid Not sure if the 2 are related but it blooming hurts does this mean I can put my nuts on them now ? Hmmmm are your nuts being on my eyelid going to help or hinder the pain I think a minimal amount of lubrication and a slow gentle screwing motion would ease things nicely it's worth a try " will we need a washer ? | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden " No rant from me Femme...I'm happy admiring Madame's moon!!! | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden No rant from me Femme...I'm happy admiring Madame's moon!!! " not allowed in here if youre not gonna gripe | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden No rant from me Femme...I'm happy admiring Madame's moon!!! not allowed in here if youre not gonna gripe " Ooooooh a victim! | |||
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"The moon does look gorgeous though It does indeed! It just peeped through the clouds a few minutes ago and lit up all the fairies in the garden No rant from me Femme...I'm happy admiring Madame's moon!!! not allowed in here if youre not gonna gripe Ooooooh a victim! " a helpless one | |||
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"Ok! Why is it that my plumber never takes his shoes off when he comes round to check my boiler? Its not that difficult...is it? respect for the woman's house and her hard work at keeping everything clean, tidy and smooth! " Is boiler a euphemism? | |||
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"Ok! Why is it that my plumber never takes his shoes off when he comes round to check my boiler? Its not that difficult...is it? respect for the woman's house and her hard work at keeping everything clean, tidy and smooth! Is boiler a euphemism?" May be! | |||
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"Ok! Why is it that my plumber never takes his shoes off when he comes round to check my boiler? Its not that difficult...is it? respect for the woman's house and her hard work at keeping everything clean, tidy and smooth! Is boiler a euphemism?" piss boiler ? | |||
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"get a different plumber fook, another rant now. I wish I was a plumber " I'm sure you've cleaned a few 'boilers' in your years on Fabs!! Ok...lets not hijack the thread! Sorry Femme | |||
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"I am rarely pissed off but if anything it would be that guy who keeps standing outside my house and loitering." You're straight so obviously a challenge!!! | |||
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