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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Top Star Wars Lines That Sound Dirty, But Aren’t
Note | 153 Comments · 1,025 Love It | 5 months ago
Not mine (actually I have added a few myself), but still makes me laugh
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
"I can't, it's too big"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Ouch! Pay attention to what you're doing!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"Would it helped if I got out and pushed?
It might."
"This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart."
"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
"I don't like this.
Well, what would you like?"
"You didn't see us alone in the south passage."
"The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."
"The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction"
"Hey, point that thing someplace else."
"you don't have to do this to impress me"
"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
"I never knew I had it in me."
"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
"Just a few more seconds, just a few more seconds....
It's away!
It's a hit! -Negative. Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
"Stabilize your rear deflectors"
"She's gonna blow!"
"I think you'll fit in nicely."
"Control, control! You must learn control!"
"I hope you know what you're doing. Yeah, me too."
"Rise, my friend."
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
“Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!”
“ You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!”
“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
“It’s possible he came in through the south entrance.”
“I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
“That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
“There's an awful lot of moisture in here.”
"There is good in him, I've felt it."
"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
"Hand me those binders there, would you? Ok, now... I'm going to put these on you..." ARGH"
"She's gonna blow!"
"I think you"ll fit in nicely."
"They're coming too fast!"
"I'm sure he wasn't on that thing when it blew..."
"Sometimes I amaze even myself"
"How you get so big?"
"will he finish what he begins?"
"This is red 5, I'm going in"
"Get on top of it. I'm trying!"
I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.
Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is."
"Take care of yourself Han, but I guess that's what you're best at"
"Watch it you got one on your tail"
"Eject, I can't hold it. Pull up! arrrrrghhhh"
"A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."
Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for anything else." (ok maybe that one was meant to be dirty)
"Wedge! Pull out! You"re not doing any good back there!" |
