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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whilst out for an away day from the hospital with my mum and a load of the sheltered accommodation inmates where she lives at the local Wildfowl place, I got attacked and bitten by a goose ..... does this mean I have been goosed??? no laughing now ...

oh and the fecker drew blood and it does still hurt ... altogether now .... aaagh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate geese! Vicious buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dangerous buggers geese. You should carry a stick with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhhhh

* turns round sniggering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only you Minxie, only you....

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why is it that when I saw the title as the most recent post from the main forum page....... The first thing I thought was "this has to have been posted by minxie" lol

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Aaaw not good I hate geese too.

Here's the big hugs back you gave me last night for my toe (((((hugs))))) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can only happen to you Minxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it from a former farmboy, a goose is as good as any guard dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the moon turns full you may feel a bit fowl and have strange urges to honk and flap your arms!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Better than a gator I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst out for an away day from the hospital with my mum and a load of the sheltered accommodation inmates where she lives at the local Wildfowl place, I got attacked and bitten by a goose ..... does this mean I have been goosed??? no laughing now ...

oh and the fecker drew blood and it does still hurt ... altogether now .... aaagh "

shouldn't you have an injection if the little fecker drew blood

if not may suggest gas mark 4 for 2 hours and then gas mark 6 for 30 mins to crisp the skin up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt"

and I never told you about the black swan that took a fancy to me too .... luckily there was a higher fence this time !!!!! else I think I might have other injuries ... it's dangerous I tell ya going out into the big wide world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whilst out for an away day from the hospital with my mum and a load of the sheltered accommodation inmates where she lives at the local Wildfowl place, I got attacked and bitten by a goose ..... does this mean I have been goosed??? no laughing now ...

oh and the fecker drew blood and it does still hurt ... altogether now .... aaagh

shouldn't you have an injection if the little fecker drew blood

if not may suggest gas mark 4 for 2 hours and then gas mark 6 for 30 mins to crisp the skin up.

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are u saying cos it bit me it is now DEAD!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho I would have loved to have seen that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dangerous buggers geese. You should carry a stick with you "

Do you think I am an octopus, I was pushing my mum in her wheelchair, and also taking pics with my new camera how was I sposed to carry a stick too?... he caught me on the blind side lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ho I would have loved to have seen that "

I bet u set it up !!!! lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope you ran the goose over with your mum

I'm not sure your mum would have approved her and her wheelchair being used in that fashion and I'm sure the goose would have voted against it, but it may have helped sooth the pain....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst out for an away day from the hospital with my mum and a load of the sheltered accommodation inmates where she lives at the local Wildfowl place, I got attacked and bitten by a goose ..... does this mean I have been goosed??? no laughing now ...

oh and the fecker drew blood and it does still hurt ... altogether now .... aaagh

shouldn't you have an injection if the little fecker drew blood

if not may suggest gas mark 4 for 2 hours and then gas mark 6 for 30 mins to crisp the skin up.

are u saying cos it bit me it is now DEAD!!!! lol "

well it must have a strong constitution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there is a Youtube moment, if enough people watched it could have even been a rude tube moment lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you ran the goose over with your mum

I'm not sure your mum would have approved her and her wheelchair being used in that fashion and I'm sure the goose would have voted against it, but it may have helped sooth the pain.... "

luckily (not sure whether for him or me) it was behind a small fence and couldn't get over ... otherwise I think I was dinner not he was dinner!!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Minxie Mayhem at the wild fowl reserve, only you.

Can I come round and kiss it better?

That's you, not the fowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ho I would have loved to have seen that

I bet u set it up !!!! lol "

If I wanted you goosing it would be me doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well minxie,,its beginning to look a lot like.............., go back,who says you have to have Turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well minxie,,its beginning to look a lot like.............., go back,who says you have to have Turkey "

I had that up on a thread today and u didn't respond, I was most disappointed lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Fenton!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fenton!"

Fenton was a labrador ... or am I missing the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that when I saw the title as the most recent post from the main forum page....... The first thing I thought was "this has to have been posted by minxie" lol "

That was exactly my first thought too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that when I saw the title as the most recent post from the main forum page....... The first thing I thought was "this has to have been posted by minxie" lol

That was exactly my first thought too "

cos

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Hope your mum is ok .........

You saved her from a goose ...............

Hope all the inmates are alright too

You probably saved them from the wild attacking goose .........:

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See I am a saviour ........ errrrr do I wanna be one of them??? lol Yeah Mum is good and being discharged tomorrow from hospital - yeah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The epitome of Minxie

A goose under one arm singing it's beginning to look a lot............

Award winning musical 'c' cards on a BOGOF now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt

and I never told you about the black swan that took a fancy to me too .... luckily there was a higher fence this time !!!!! else I think I might have other injuries ... it's dangerous I tell ya going out into the big wide world "

minxie looks like you know how to pull the birds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The epitome of Minxie

A goose under one arm singing it's beginning to look a lot............

Award winning musical 'c' cards on a BOGOF now "

haha I am loving this ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt

and I never told you about the black swan that took a fancy to me too .... luckily there was a higher fence this time !!!!! else I think I might have other injuries ... it's dangerous I tell ya going out into the big wide world

minxie looks like you know how to pull the birds "

he might have been a male one though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got chased and pecked by a swan not so long ago. Vicious hissing bastard it was. That'll be the last time I take 2 days out of date hovis to feed the ducks. #swansonlylikefreshbread #lessonlearnt

and I never told you about the black swan that took a fancy to me too .... luckily there was a higher fence this time !!!!! else I think I might have other injuries ... it's dangerous I tell ya going out into the big wide world

minxie looks like you know how to pull the birds

he might have been a male one though lol "

could have been ether don't blame him or her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking your pillows should be a little fluffier and your Xmas dinner must be looking good!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Pmsfl. I'm sorry minxy, but only you would go and get bitten!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well minxie,,its beginning to look a lot like.............., go back,who says you have to have Turkey

I had that up on a thread today and u didn't respond, I was most disappointed lol "
apologies I didn't see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember offering to buy you coffee or lunch if I ever get to Brighton, I'm considering retraction if that offer on health and safety grounds.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Only you Minxie, only you.... "

this lmao

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now "

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember offering to buy you coffee or lunch if I ever get to Brighton, I'm considering retraction if that offer on health and safety grounds. "

chicken !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsfl. I'm sorry minxy, but only you would go and get bitten!! "

it wasn't my fault ...it took a shine to me as did the black swan later ...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You know when someone shouted 'duck' they meant get outta the way minxie,

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!! "

One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!!

One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them "

I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!!

One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them

I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!! "

obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!!

One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them

I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!

obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you"

luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!!

One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them

I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!

obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you

luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol "

you're aware they can fly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god it's not only me that gets attacked off them nasty creatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!!

One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them

I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!

obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you

luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol

you're aware they can fly?"

I knew this would be your retort, I think their wings are clipped lol otherwise there wouldn't be any birds to see at the sanctuary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!!

One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them

I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!

obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you

luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol

you're aware they can fly?

I knew this would be your retort, I think their wings are clipped lol otherwise there wouldn't be any birds to see at the sanctuary "

touche. Just as well i gave it bus fare and a map of Brighton then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great guard dogs geese

If it drew blood you need to treat as a infected wound, lots of nasty stuff in their mouths. Bet you like a shotgun now and become a wild fowler now

there is two ways to read this ... infected... your just trying to get a prick in me again aren't u lol .... its ok its clean and not infected lol just a

tiny red mark where it got me!!!!

One of my uncles has geese and my dog even keeps away from them

I know but I didn't expect this fecker to stretch over the flippin fence to have me !!!!

obviously it has a taste for minx flesh. Now its had a taste it''ll be back for the rest of you

luckily for me I have escaped and unless the flippin thing can do a 15 mile journey it ain't gonna find me lol

you're aware they can fly?

I knew this would be your retort, I think their wings are clipped lol otherwise there wouldn't be any birds to see at the sanctuary

touche. Just as well i gave it bus fare and a map of Brighton then"

am laughing lots now ... as I picture the poor driver being attacked as the goose boards the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie"

that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie

that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol "

only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst out for an away day from the hospital with my mum and a load of the sheltered accommodation inmates where she lives at the local Wildfowl place, I got attacked and bitten by a goose ..... does this mean I have been goosed??? no laughing now ...

oh and the fecker drew blood and it does still hurt ... altogether now .... aaagh "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie

that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol

only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you"

your flyin in on a goose???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not laughing

but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im not laughing

but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard "

oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not laughing

but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard

oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u "

its your blooming fault x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im not laughing

but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard

oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u

its your blooming fault x"

nothing is ever my fault .... if the goose hadn't attacked me I wouldn't have posted the thread ... etc etc so it must be the goose's fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not laughing

but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard

oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u

its your blooming fault x

nothing is ever my fault .... if the goose hadn't attacked me I wouldn't have posted the thread ... etc etc so it must be the goose's fault "

blah blah blah always blame the poor innocent goose and i cant ask him for his story can i

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im not laughing

but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard

oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u

its your blooming fault x

nothing is ever my fault .... if the goose hadn't attacked me I wouldn't have posted the thread ... etc etc so it must be the goose's fault

blah blah blah always blame the poor innocent goose and i cant ask him for his story can i "

ure gonna chance talking to him ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a vet . And its going to need a vacination if it drew blood .... Have you any idea where the goose is now it needs treating lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not laughing

but i spat my coffee out all over my keyboard

oooooooooooooooooooooops - its dangerous out there I tell u

its your blooming fault x

nothing is ever my fault .... if the goose hadn't attacked me I wouldn't have posted the thread ... etc etc so it must be the goose's fault

blah blah blah always blame the poor innocent goose and i cant ask him for his story can i

ure gonna chance talking to him ?? lol "

yeah i would have and animals love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie

that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol

only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you

your flyin in on a goose???? lol "

fastest way to travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am a vet . And its going to need a vacination if it drew blood .... Have you any idea where the goose is now it needs treating lol xxx"

thank fully not on the end of my hand Do Geese have little brains ... cos how the feck it thought my whole hand was gonna fit in it's beak god only knows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie

that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol

only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you

your flyin in on a goose???? lol

fastest way to travel"

haha ure too slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No i told it to be nice to the driver and save its bite for you minxie

that's harsh ... and not nice lol oh and it ain't getting a rematch lol

only kiddin, its actually me coming to bite you

your flyin in on a goose???? lol

fastest way to travel

haha ure too slow "

better than being too quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy roast goose x

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