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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I battered the fucker into submission at 4:20 pm today

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I battered the fucker into submission at 4:20 pm today "

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I battered the fucker into submission at 4:20 pm today "

A favourite toy?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

expand please Femme x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoover???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o bhoy pour henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's Henry? Ya fish?

Siren (aka Bonecrusher) is infamous in the North East for killing her fish. She once took an ailing fish outside in the garden, wrapped in a tea-towel, and proceeded to bash it three times with a brick "to put it out of it's misery" - I mean, like it wasn't a bit upset ffs!

She also crushed one whilst replacing the filter in the tank. They quiver in the corner whenever she approaches now, you can see them, shoving the smallest one out front, "Go on, you go! Was nice knowing you."

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hoover???

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got it in one plums.......he wouldnt do as he was told, kept sucking on the wrong things, his pipe went wonkey then he stopped sucking, i meant come on!!! bloody thing so i taught him a lesson

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

***Note to self - never go wonky and suck Femme in the wrong way - she'll fecking kill ya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e? "
thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I battered the fucker into submission at 4:20 pm today "

there not used to manmade fibres lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e? thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow "

Many years ago my mum had an old fashioned cylindrical vaccuum cleaner that looked like one of them spaceships on Flash Gordon. Gave the best blowjob I've ever had. Fookin awesome it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e? thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow

Many years ago my mum had an old fashioned cylindrical vaccuum cleaner that looked like one of them spaceships on Flash Gordon. Gave the best blowjob I've ever had. Fookin awesome it was. "

You got a blow job from Flash Gordon Wishy ???????

ohhhh I read that wrong

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e? thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow

Many years ago my mum had an old fashioned cylindrical vaccuum cleaner that looked like one of them spaceships on Flash Gordon. Gave the best blowjob I've ever had. Fookin awesome it was. "
ive had patients like you in a n e a few times ya kinky feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that one of them things that look like the critters in Wall-e? thats the one ..well it dont look like that anymore, hes going to the henry hospital tomorrow

Many years ago my mum had an old fashioned cylindrical vaccuum cleaner that looked like one of them spaceships on Flash Gordon. Gave the best blowjob I've ever had. Fookin awesome it was. ive had patients like you in a n e a few times ya kinky feck "

I don't do it anymore. A dyson is just too fucking awkward to hold in that position for too long. Hate that man. Fucked up my sex life he did. Bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we've got 2 Henry's. Our old one is nearly 20yrs old and still works great. The other is a newer model that I got from work when they closed down.

Better than Dyson's in my opinion all day long

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