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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

.. For the anal pleasure

use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. For the anal pleasure

use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off

To stop the bike falling off yer arse? I've heard of some kinks before but never this.

If a Scotsman served time for shagging his bike, what on earth would you get for this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. For the anal pleasure

use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off

I have heard that in some parts of the world, jaffacakes are seen as a possible sex toy

not sure how that would work though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear I have a feeling there could be a few embarrassing trips to A&E after this forum post!

" Yes nurse I was naked attaching my bike to my car and I fell straight on the rack.You know the rubber bit that sticks out. Quite cock like. Noooooo total accident. Why was I naked? Oh I didn't want to get mud from the tyres on my clothes".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you sterilised it first.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once read a report of a guy with a light bulb stuck in his arse.

The mind truly boggles at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesnt sound like a good idea although I know a women who uses the handle of her hair brush for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. For the anal pleasure

use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off

To stop the bike falling off yer arse? I've heard of some kinks before but never this.

If a Scotsman served time for shagging his bike, what on earth would you get for this?

ROFLMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. For the anal pleasure

use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off

To stop the bike falling off yer arse? I've heard of some kinks before but never this.

If a Scotsman served time for shagging his bike, what on earth would you get for this?

ROFLMAO "

did he do time?, knew he was placed on the sex offenders register for having sex with his bike in a public place so I think you might be ok in the privacy of your own garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dildos, but don't bother buying them any more,

a man is so much cheaper , in fact most men are cheaper than a tissue,

so for me, its

The human dildo !

no batteries required,

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By *urt19700Man
over a year ago

hinckley

Made a great cock ring out of catapult elastic and some cable ties

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Once read a report of a guy with a light bulb stuck in his arse.

The mind truly boggles at times."

Was that Phil O'Ment?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I love dildos, but don't bother buying them any more,

a man is so much cheaper , in fact most men are cheaper than a tissue,

so for me, its

The human dildo !

no batteries required,

I know have the Gloria Estefan song going through my mind

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"Oh dear I have a feeling there could be a few embarrassing trips to A&E after this forum post!

Note to the forum ... Please remove said rubber sleeve from Bike rack - wash then use in the comfort of your own private dark room

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

Internet fave ..

HOW TO MAKE

Materials needed: Towel, rubber glove, lubricant

1. Fold a tower into a rectangle, longways.

2. Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out.

3. Fold the towel around the glove so that it creates a tight hole.

4. Stretch the open part of the glove over the end part of the towel nearest the glove, creating a tight hole of rubber (see the end of the video).

5. Apply lubricant, go to town.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Mmmmmmmmmm

Fold towel longways .................yep

Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out ....................yep, done

Fold towel around glove .............yep

Stretch glove around the end of the towel .................. .........yep ............done

Apply lubricant.....................done

See you later .........................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a dildo out of a cornflake packet and some sticky back plastic once!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Internet fave ..

HOW TO MAKE

Materials needed: Towel, rubber glove, lubricant

1. Fold a tower into a rectangle, longways.

2. Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out.

3. Fold the towel around the glove so that it creates a tight hole.

4. Stretch the open part of the glove over the end part of the towel nearest the glove, creating a tight hole of rubber (see the end of the video).

5. Apply lubricant, go to town.

I've done this and just been asked to leave Sainsbury's. What next?

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

WARNING .... Supermarkets dont allow this

please put your cock away and move away from the lube isle !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. For the anal pleasure

use the rubber bumpy sleeve that goes on the end of a bike rack to stop the bike falling off

Why not use a toy specifically designed for that made of materials that won't irritate your anal cavity.

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

now come on .. surly thats an easy way ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large yellow melon, draw eyes, nose and ears with felt tip, cut hole for mouth, 30 seconds in micro to remove chill, tape a brillo pad under mouth hole, hey, the perfect woman, cant say no, brillo pad adds feeling of pubic hair, and after you cum, you can eat it ! all that for a £1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black pallet wrap makes ideal bondage tape and is hell of a lot cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I dunno...

I'll use a frying pan to make a bacon sandwich and that's the best sex substitute you're getting from a foreign object when you're a fella LOL

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Maybe this is just me, but...why the hell make your own when there are plenty of safe, clean and designed for the purpose to buy????

I'll stick to my own bought one's thanks

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Phew !!!!!

That towel and glove was crappy.............

Hole burst in glove..............

Towel got covered in lube .............:...

Ended up wanking a towel..................

Finished off....................

Left towel and glove on the floor ......:........

And went back to work .................poor woman knew I was finishing.......:.....:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black pallet wrap makes ideal bondage tape and is hell of a lot cheaper

Yes it does.

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

sorry change of direction during the thread ..

MY GOD what an amazing chest you have xxx mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry change of direction during the thread ..

MY GOD what an amazing chest you have xxx mm "

Why thank you

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Once read a report of a guy with a light bulb stuck in his arse.

The mind truly boggles at times."

That was a shitty idea.......i'll get me coat!

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

drum role .... bum tish !

tumble

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Alkaseltzer in the foo foo. Tickle g spot or fuck as required

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

wow never thought of that one ... and if you do a hand stand you could make your own home volcano ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alkaseltzer in the foo foo. Tickle g spot or fuck as required"

A rabid dog springs to mind lol. Frothing at the mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A better thread would be:

Who has suffered serious injury using a homemade anal toy?...

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Alkaseltzer in the foo foo. Tickle g spot or fuck as required

A rabid dog springs to mind lol. Frothing at the mouth."

It's not bad because its not added in water just a moist mary

For an extra kick rub a bit of chilli on the clitoris.

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"Alkaseltzer in the foo foo. Tickle g spot or fuck as required

A rabid dog springs to mind lol. Frothing at the mouth.

It's not bad because its not added in water just a moist mary

For an extra kick rub a bit of chilli on the clitoris. "

Chilli on your clit !! really ??

ok wonder what that would be like on your bell end ?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Surely just a trip to green grocers is the cheap and easy AND eco-friendly option

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

i do like a little heat and pain ...

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

Chilli on your clit !! really ??

ok wonder what that would be like on your bell end ?"

It only tingles a little bit, honest

If anybody does fancy trying chilli oil, tiger balm etc on their sensitive bits then I would advise them to not try and wash it off when they realise their mistake as that makes it worse and spreads it. Carefully wipe it off with a dry tissue and apply natural live yoghurt straight from the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have loads of fun with my fuck buddie and a cornetto x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once read a report of a guy with a light bulb stuck in his arse.

The mind truly boggles at times."

That was uncle Fester and he is allowed to do it!!!

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

using a Flake also has some interesting sensations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this is just me, but...why the hell make your own when there are plenty of safe, clean and designed for the purpose to buy????

I'll stick to my own bought one's thanks

Peter Jones comes to mind on the Dragons Den...why do you need to create a toy when people have plenty of items at home they can use? so sorry im out!!!

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