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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You gna flash ya gash cos I wanna make that gah splash

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You gna flash ya gash cos I wanna make that gah splash "
How very eloquent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You gna flash ya gash cos I wanna make that gah splash How very eloquent.

I wonder if its Chaucer or Wordsworth?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You gna flash ya gash cos I wanna make that gah splash How very eloquent.

I wonder if its Chaucer or Wordsworth?

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Thats not a half bad chat up line you know.

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By *hocksandmissusCouple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

a friend of ours received a blinder the other day that read " I wana eat you stink hole" nothing like a bit of class xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Can I put my peepee in your poopoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this thread

I did get a I want to lick your bum hole the other night. Not even a hello

Made me smile briefly. Then I deleted it

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

Best one I heard was the names Bond

Uni Bond gaurenteed to fill any crack

Made us smile but didn't work lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You gna flash ya gash cos I wanna make that gah splash How very eloquent.

I wonder if its Chaucer or Wordsworth?

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You gna flash ya gash cos I wanna make that gah splash How very eloquent.

I wonder if its Chaucer or Wordsworth?

Thats not a half bad chat up line you know.

Tip your tits out then!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You gna flash ya gash cos I wanna make that gah splash How very eloquent.

I wonder if its Chaucer or Wordsworth?

Thats not a half bad chat up line you know.

Tip your tits out then!

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Dickens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do untie you for breakfast or spoon feed you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on then, it's not gonna suck itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You gna flash ya gash cos I wanna make that gah splash How very eloquent.

I wonder if its Chaucer or Wordsworth?

Thats not a half bad chat up line you know.

Tip your tits out then!

Dickens?

Shakespeare, derived from the quote " lady Macbeth please Tippeth yon knaukes out"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you like raisins,

Well would you like a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a tree and i were a squirrel. Id store my nuts in your hole

...to this day, it still hasnt worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does this rag smell of chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight or would you like me to walk past again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know love, everytime I look at you I can't stop thinking about you, and the more I think about you the more I think ..................slut

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