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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The one that says is it chocolate orrrrr a bar of gold....

well you would know wouldnt you ffs...

you would go round feeling them all as gold weighs heavier .

stupid advert

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You'd be really pissed off if you wanted choccy and opened it to find inedible gold!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd be really pissed off if you wanted choccy and opened it to find inedible gold! "

Nahhh it tends to get stuck round me clacker.....ask fem

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont start her on about her clacker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*femme*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dont start her on about her clacker! "

I thought clackers were those hard balls on string we had in the 70s. They were blue balls and you banged them together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont start her on about her clacker!

I thought clackers were those hard balls on string we had in the 70s. They were blue balls and you banged them together."

I would never get them at the back of me throat....i have trouble with dicks as it is

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dont start her on about her clacker!

I thought clackers were those hard balls on string we had in the 70s. They were blue balls and you banged them together.

I would never get them at the back of me throat....i have trouble with dicks as it is "

Dicks what? His clackers? You're not supposed to put them in your mouth.

They got banned at school after someone got hurt somewhere in the country and it ended up on the news. No one was hurt at my school so it just didn't make sense that they were banned.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dont start her on about her clacker!

I thought clackers were those hard balls on string we had in the 70s. They were blue balls and you banged them together.

I would never get them at the back of me throat....i have trouble with dicks as it is

Dicks what? His clackers? You're not supposed to put them in your mouth.

They got banned at school after someone got hurt somewhere in the country and it ended up on the news. No one was hurt at my school so it just didn't make sense that they were banned."
Wendy Johnson stole my Mint Viscount biscuit at break time so I clacked her with my clackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody know the difference between cake and a biscuit?

When they go off. A cake goes hard and a biscuit goes soft

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dont start her on about her clacker!

I thought clackers were those hard balls on string we had in the 70s. They were blue balls and you banged them together.

I would never get them at the back of me throat....i have trouble with dicks as it is

Dicks what? His clackers? You're not supposed to put them in your mouth.

They got banned at school after someone got hurt somewhere in the country and it ended up on the news. No one was hurt at my school so it just didn't make sense that they were banned.Wendy Johnson stole my Mint Viscount biscuit at break time so I clacked her with my clackers."

Had you just bought it at the tuck shop? That's just not on!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anybody know the difference between cake and a biscuit?

When they go off. A cake goes hard and a biscuit goes soft "

Men go soft when they go off. Does that make them biscuits?

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