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How clean is your back passage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was flabbergasted when I received a phone call asking this! What would your response be to a question like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was flabbergasted when I received a phone call asking this! What would your response be to a question like this?"

My house doesnt have one but if it did, i would sweep it every week

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I blame the bin men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was flabbergasted when I received a phone call asking this! What would your response be to a question like this?

My house doesnt have one but if it did, i would sweep it every week "

They asked after the skip left! Cheeky buggers. I can lend you my back passage if you like.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine is a right mess. Intruder cats are to blame, along with me being unable to manage cleaning stairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is a right mess. Intruder cats are to blame, along with me being unable to manage cleaning stairs.

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Mine was invaded by a big hairy builder filling cracks up so the damp doesn't get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was at work one monday morning....my boss came in and i asked how her weekend had been ,.....as ya do...

she then says,very poker faced."well its been a bit hectic as steve (husband) has been up and down my back passage all weekend ..

she couldnt figure out while me and all the others was in fits of laughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When i was at work one monday morning....my boss came in and i asked how her weekend had been ,.....as ya do...

she then says,very poker faced."well its been a bit hectic as steve (husband) has been up and down my back passage all weekend ..

she couldnt figure out while me and all the others was in fits of laughter "

As long as he didn't brick it up lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling. These new fangled babywipes are the right bees knees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Plenty with a dab of water is far cheaper. I love it for cleaning up messy areas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looked funnily enough, 2 old bikes, a lawn mower and cats have left a dead bird, rat and half a squirrel, a bag of shavings for the guinea pigs, and soo many spiders and cobwebs, its untrue .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just looked funnily enough, 2 old bikes, a lawn mower and cats have left a dead bird, rat and half a squirrel, a bag of shavings for the guinea pigs, and soo many spiders and cobwebs, its untrue ....."

You could make a cracking sculpture with 2 bikes and a lawnmower.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"I was flabbergasted when I received a phone call asking this! What would your response be to a question like this?"

If you sign up with the Telephone Preference Society (TPS) that should stop nuisance calls like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was flabbergasted when I received a phone call asking this! What would your response be to a question like this?

If you sign up with the Telephone Preference Society (TPS) that should stop nuisance calls like this "

Will it work for back passage snoopers?

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