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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pass the sick bag please.

He's sorry, now get back to doing what you do best, playing golf and shagging wummin.

Get in the hole!.....

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

u listering to LBC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a shame he wasn’t sorry before he was caught

Must have been all that shagging that put him of his stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to admit i hate golf with a passion , thought all this made it a bit more interesting hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have to admit i hate golf with a passion , thought all this made it a bit more interesting hehe "

HEATHEN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another one that cant keep it in his trousers!!!

funny how the all looked the same?? no originality! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger Woods? Can sum him up in two words: Blind & Wanker.

Ashely Cole? Can sum him up in two words also: Fucking wanker bastard can't play footy for toffee and I hope his cock drops off.

OK, at least Tiger did it with style, but Ashley, ffs, a payg mobile and a few seedy picture messages, what a tight-fisted wanker.

But here's the bestest bit of all. He's sorry. Again.

And Cheryl is in the USA, minus her bling, her mum has fucked off to Newcastle leaving poor old Cole all alone. And what happens?

Cheryl!! Cheryl!! Cheryl!! Babe!!!

Some absolute bastard has tried to nick ya bling babe! I was all alone in our house guarding it and had to fight em off wiv me crutch (but she said 'Fuck off Ash! Use yer fists man!").

He's played her a goodun. Any woman, when confronted with another bird trying to pilfer her man will come out scrapping but you try and nick her bling mate!!!... It's WAR!!

Nice one Ash, ya cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and one thing everyone seems to be missing is that they couldn`t have been mistaken for anyone else and the women involved must know them..

And the question is why go there,you know they are married.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"And the question is why go there,you know they are married

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Attention seeking some people lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve being labelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is sorry for not playing the fair-way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes and one thing everyone seems to be missing is that they couldn`t have been mistaken for anyone else and the women involved must know them..

And the question is why go there,you know they are married.

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cause sex sells baby!!! ya think people buy the news of the world for the interestin features and top class political debate and news coverage???

tiger woods apparently bought one of his a boob job

prick i would have beat him around the head with them still attached to the muppet he bought them for lol!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes and one thing everyone seems to be missing is that they couldn`t have been mistaken for anyone else and the women involved must know them..

And the question is why go there,you know they are married.

I buy The News of the World for their adverts about elasticated pants and comfy shoes.

cause sex sells baby!!! ya think people buy the news of the world for the interestin features and top class political debate and news coverage???

tiger woods apparently bought one of his a boob job

prick i would have beat him around the head with them still attached to the muppet he bought them for lol!! xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes and one thing everyone seems to be missing is that they couldn`t have been mistaken for anyone else and the women involved must know them..

And the question is why go there,you know they are married.

cause sex sells baby!!! ya think people buy the news of the world for the interestin features and top class political debate and news coverage???

tiger woods apparently bought one of his a boob job

prick i would have beat him around the head with them still attached to the muppet he bought them for lol!! xx "

I buy The News of the World for their adverts about elasticated pants and comfy shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for tiger woods will be tampax.a spokesman for tampax said "to sponsor a fanny going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about" (cue tumbles drifting through forum)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for tiger woods will be tampax.a spokesman for tampax said "to sponsor a fanny going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about" (cue tumbles drifting through forum) "

I like that one lol

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"Just a shame he wasn’t sorry before he was caught

Must have been all that shagging that put him of his stroke "

And I thought it was a knee injury

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"have to admit i hate golf with a passion , thought all this made it a bit more interesting hehe "

Philistine GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi PZ. I'm a phillistine too as I don't play now. However, I one had a steel wood called a Southwestern Thunderbird Four. The name was perfect, as evertime a hit a stroke with it, the ball would end up in the water somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank fuck,somebody appreciates proper filthy jokes after all,cheers guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thank fuck,somebody appreciates proper filthy jokes after all,cheers guys."

Just wait till the morning when the offending bus arrives

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"it has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for tiger woods will be tampax.a spokesman for tampax said "to sponsor a fanny going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about" (cue tumbles drifting through forum) "

Oh that's a bloody good one Fritz, lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I did like the way he said "I have noone to blame but myself" like someone put a gun to his head and made him do it

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