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The average Arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If the average arsehole, puckered, is around the size of a fingernail then why are sheets of bog paper about 5" square?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Try a sheet of toilet paper the size of a fingernail and you will find out.

(Just to add I haven't tried this but would not be daft enough to waste my time on it)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They have to unpucker and not all of them snip off neatly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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If the average arsehole, puckered, is around the size of a fingernail then why are sheets of bog paper about 5" square?

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If I had my way they'd also be at least 7 layers thick to stop fingers going straight through it mid-wipe.

Ohhh I said too much?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you go - the perfect solution

http://fumaga.com/12760

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby wipes.....much cleaner experience for botties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baby wipes.....much cleaner experience for botties "

Thanks, I'll try those.

I'm sick of people asking if i'm a heavy smoker.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"They have to unpucker and not all of them snip off neatly?"

Snip off, paper or richard the third? Lol and possibly ewwww at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recommend wrapping the paper around a finger and lightly insert and probe for a fuller cleanliness.

I went out and brought a larger finger for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baby wipes.....much cleaner experience for botties "

Until you block your drain up as them bugger dont break up like toilet paper. Just saying

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

how about - sitting on the floor and pulling your arse across the carpet like a dog ?

See I've found a solution and its paper free !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Baby wipes.....much cleaner experience for botties

Until you block your drain up as them bugger dont break up like toilet paper. Just saying "

And combines with the fat in the system to create a Fatburger. Just look at the image of the one that was found in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baby wipes.....much cleaner experience for botties

Until you block your drain up as them bugger dont break up like toilet paper. Just saying

And combines with the fat in the system to create a Fatburger. Just look at the image of the one that was found in London. "

Ooo what an image before me tea.........solidified fat laden with turdy baby wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behold.....THE BIDET

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Behold.....THE BIDET"

Damn you woman!!! You stole my line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Jodie. In my busy life as a professional handbag purchaser, cockaholic, destroyer of all that is pure, spanner thrower and moron baiter, I often find I just don't have the time to wipe properly. So after a long day baiting morons and draininf men dry I like nothing better than a squirt of water up my jacksie to really refresh those parts Charmin just won't reach.

Bidets......because my hoops worth it."

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