FabSwingers.com forum: IF YOU HAD TO .. Shag Susan Boyle or Camila Parker Bowles

By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

which one ... GO !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camilla definitely. ..met her once before she was witj Charlie. ....really nice lady....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camila parker bowles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camilla..at least she has a female shaped body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camilla..at least she has a female shaped body."
ill go with Susan as long as she shaves her muff. I reckon camilla is a right slut between the sheets tho

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

There names sum them up. One looks like a boil and the other one like someone's bowels.Ugly the pair of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely camilla

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

Think I'd have to accidentally chop my cock off rendering me useless...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Camilla

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Camilla but I don't want to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have both and make it a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly Susan Boyle and i cant stand the f***er.

But there's no way i'm having MI5/SAS chasing me through Parisienne suburbs in a white Fiat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say "HAD TO"..

Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?..

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"When you say "HAD TO"..

Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?.. "

No it's pressed firmly against your bollocks!

(That's my word for today!)

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Just hope there is a third option of a gun to my head

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

ill go sue bo ... as at least she would be grateful !!

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By *az1312Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near Coventry

Sadly Susan Boyle and i cant stand the f***er.

But there's no way i'm having MI5/SAS chasing me through Parisienne suburbs in a white Fiat."

You might just now that you have rejected Camilla!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"When you say "HAD TO"..

Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?.. "

Yep, sure is.

I would have to go for Camilla though. The thought of Subo between the sheets sends a shiver down my spine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say "HAD TO"..

Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?..

No it's pressed firmly against your bollocks!

(That's my word for today!) "

To be totally bluntly honest given the options of camilla or Boyle..I would rather have bollocks blown off!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"When you say "HAD TO"..

Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?..

No it's pressed firmly against your bollocks!

(That's my word for today!)

To be totally bluntly honest given the options of camilla or Boyle..I would rather have bollocks blown off!

Oooooooh, not too sure about that. I think I would take a punt on Camilla while thinking about our next club night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say "HAD TO"..

Is this a true "loaded double barreled shotgun" pressed firmly against my head moment?..

No it's pressed firmly against your bollocks!

(That's my word for today!)

To be totally bluntly honest given the options of camilla or Boyle..I would rather have bollocks blown off!

Oooooooh, not too sure about that. I think I would take a punt on Camilla while thinking about our next club night

Nope!...not Camilla Parker bowles.

Blow my bollocks off! I'll take that option!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather walk round oldham with a nail in my foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god......feel sick at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too in fact I'll pull the trigger myself

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

If really had to then would pick Camilla, those posh sorts can be really kinky in bed, and Camilla seems the type, lol. Lady in the street, freak in the sheets, haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subo remember she has never been kissed. How many on fab have actually fucked a virgin!

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

who would have the worse kept pussy .... Subo's surly ... i can imagine she has ever trimmed EVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would rather slam my prick in a door

but if i had to for my life then feck it i would have both

i would make them eat each other out whilst i was pumping from behind

hang on im getting a semi here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bowels but if I have to wear the ears, boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall stick to having a wank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear it doesnt take much for a straight guy to turn gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camilla. I met her once and she aint as ugly in real life as she is in pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should never judge a book by its cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camilla - no contest! I reckon she's one dirty feckin MILF on the quiet... and I doubt it would be that quiet either! Runs in the family with her too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about both and you invite ian dowie and a pig?

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By *ambo75Man
over a year ago

radcliffe

"How about both and you invite ian dowie and a pig?"

Haha that's brilliant.... I choose the pig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camilla. She'll be Queen before long and how many of us can boast that they're shagged the Queen?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather eat shit!

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

I'm sure Subos pussy would smell like shit actually

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Think I'd have to accidentally chop my cock off rendering me useless..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know, Susan would be more... vocal?!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Id rather walk round oldham with a nail in my foot "

A nail in my foot I could live with, but WALK AROUND OLDHAM

NEVER.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id rather walk round oldham with a nail in my foot

A nail in my foot I could live with, but WALK AROUND OLDHAM

NEVER."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camila. Any scandal would be supremely bigger

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Id pick camila

while thinking about subo

Then id shoot my bollocks off! !!!!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Camellia but Charlie can't join in. Although I have a feeling he is hung like a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camellia but Charlie can't join in. Although I have a feeling he is hung like a donkey"
nice ass

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve heard Camilla gives Charlie a cracking deep throat bj,,, only problem is it gives her terrible indigestion,

when she sought advice from her Lady in waiting, she asked if she d tried Andrews,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ill go sue bo ... as at least she would be grateful !!"

Crikey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camellia but Charlie can't join in. Although I have a feeling he is hung like a donkeynice ass

i 2nd the nice assests comments

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By *uneandtomCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 08:59:20]

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By *uneandtomCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

To popeye and all the others who said neither and they'd rather have their bollocks blown off. LIARS and HYPOCRITES. How many of you have shagged or would shag less atractive woman on a quiet day in a club. Don't be so shallow and you don't judge a book by it's cover

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 08:59:20]"
There are no less attractive women than those two. In fact it's stretching a point to even refer to them as women. God's sickest joke would be far more appropriate.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 08:59:20]There are no less attractive women than those two. In fact it's stretching a point to even refer to them as women. God's sickest joke would be far more appropriate."

wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either."
Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all."

I very much doubt it, probably puke just thinking about it.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.

I very much doubt it, probably puke just thinking about it."
Are you kidding The Boyley one would only cop someone who was sightless and the Grand National runner fucks the freak Charles. Hardly spoilt for choice are they?

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By *uneandtomCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.

I very much doubt it, probably puke just thinking about it.Are you kidding The Boyley one would only cop someone who was sightless and the Grand National runner fucks the freak Charles. Hardly spoilt for choice are they?"

Are you taking the piss? Because if not I think you have just drastically reduced your chance of a meet with many of the girls on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.

Prince charles is fit, and hes royalty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does one EVER have to shag someone?

Surely one could decline as we all do in real life

Change it to who would you share a cuppa tea with n I'll say Susan Boyle a talented woman with an incredible tonal quality to her voice! She certainly may be a little 'off the beam ' but there's nothing wrong with being an eccentric in my _iew.

As for Mrs Parker Bowels (I spelt that carefully! ) . In my opinion the woman is beyond the pail! I see her as a conniving,immoral, n thortless person (I was tempted to use a word polite society doesn't use outside of a kennel but refrained! ).

N no doubt come the day n she will be crowned queen. Well I guess at least I gotta admire her skin the thickness of rhinoceros hide

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I bet they wouldnt want to shag many of the men who have commented on here either.Well you don't know that do you? They might want to fuck them all.

Prince charles is fit, and hes royalty.

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Fit? Oh well it takes all sorts. Good job they pinned those ears back when he was a kid though.God he looks like a taxi with the doors open now. Imagine what they would be like now. He'd take off in a breeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I'm not popeye but I did say I would rather have my bollocks bliwn off.

And to be honest..you don't know the first fucking thing about me, so please don't nake assumptions about who I would and wouldn't shag.

Much less calling me a liar.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes befote you say it there are typos in my last post..I'm on a phone.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

I'm not popeye but I did say I would rather have my bollocks bliwn off.

And to be honest..you don't know the first fucking thing about me, so please don't nake assumptions about who I would and wouldn't shag.

Much less calling me a liar.

Thanks.

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This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cannot believe this thread is still going

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

it has people hooked on the idea of shagging a nasty woman ..

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

ok ive spent the last 24 hr doing both of them for research purpose only ...

Rich and fucks like a bitch ... Subo tried more !

and said thank you afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall stick to having a wank lol

How many of them have shagged or would shag less attractive women, um let me see now, most of them i would say.

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

sorry disagree we only shag 10's ! .. ha ha

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

come on final push as i want to get this thread to 100 posts ... help xx

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

after a re-think .... Can i have a 3 sum ?

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