FabSwingers.com forum: New club

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i am going to start a new club called mingerswingers.

memberships is discretionary. you will have to send me pics and if i think you are too beautiful then you wont get in. it is for the average and the ugly only.

preferences will be respected but so will differences, anyone showing an unpleasant attitude to anyone in the club will have their membership revoked and will be kicked out of the club. this also applies to anything written on line.

who's in???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we join ? Please please please.

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

please evie am i in?.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im average x

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"im average x"

but not edna?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us .

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I'm in!!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo im in

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But can i still say fanny growler?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

please let us in

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"But can i still say fanny growler?"

can say what you want as lo as it is not derogatory to any members/staff etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in !

How much is membership to your club evie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am going to start a new club called mingerswingers.

memberships is discretionary. you will have to send me pics and if i think you are too beautiful then you wont get in. it is for the average and the ugly only.

who's in???

Go Evie!!!!!! Lol! And you could start a new website too - SadSwingers....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But can i still say fanny growler?

can say what you want as lo as it is not derogatory to any members/staff etc"

Deal

I would like to see one of those sex machines for when times are hard

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By *aughty PedroMan
over a year ago

London

"i am going to start a new club called mingerswingers.

memberships is discretionary. you will have to send me pics and if i think you are too beautiful then you wont get in. it is for the average and the ugly only.

who's in???

How do we join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm far too gorgeous to join but my missus might be up for it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm far too gorgeous to join but my missus might be up for it

alright, you can wait in the car for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm far too gorgeous to join but my missus might be up for it

nice one, I like it, not sure your misses will but i will keep her company in your absence

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people"

Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people"

Can you keep it warm so we can keep the clothes off .

Have an Anne Summers type evening where we get to see and play with the newest toys and try on each other and anyone else around before we buy .

Full body massage demos and lessons .

Visiting purveyors of body jewellery and piercers .

Have a "guess what this position is called the Karma Sutra " night .

Just a thought .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm far too gorgeous to join but my missus might be up for it

Could be the naughty step for you tonight Jack....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people

Can you keep it warm so we can keep the clothes off .

Have an Anne Summers type evening where we get to see and play with the newest toys and try on each other and anyone else around before we buy .

Full body massage demos and lessons .

Visiting purveyors of body jewellery and piercers .

Have a "guess what this position is called the Karma Sutra " night .

Just a thought .

you're good!! you an be on the marketing team

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I wanna join!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people

Can you keep it warm so we can keep the clothes off .

Have an Anne Summers type evening where we get to see and play with the newest toys and try on each other and anyone else around before we buy .

Full body massage demos and lessons .

Visiting purveyors of body jewellery and piercers .

Have a "guess what this position is called the Karma Sutra " night .

Just a thought .

you're good!! you an be on the marketing team

Heh !.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do we sign?

Perhaps subdued lighting for us fuggly feckers and all on one level cos we all too fat to climb any stairs.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol"

Make it Birds Custard and I'll buy Life Membership....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evei! I hope you are taking a list of names here, sounds like a winner here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol

Make it Birds Custard and I'll buy Life Membership....

ted."

Made with cream and I'm in

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

Can I join we could have a thong swapping night only the girls swap

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By *ungle-FeverCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Bristol/Gloucester

Count us in!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people

Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please

There seems to be a jelly wrestling fetish of sorts on these forums.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Can I join we could have a thong swapping night only the girls swap "

no....health and safety wont allow it!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people

Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please

There seems to be a jelly wrestling fetish of sorts on these forums.

You wanna be my first opponent??? You can choose the flavour?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Can I join? I have no front teeth

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

this sounds amazing !!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people

Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please

There seems to be a jelly wrestling fetish of sorts on these forums.

You wanna be my first opponent??? You can choose the flavour?

Would love to get all slippery and wet with you, will pick strawberry flavour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh count me in. Filling in the petrol in the car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people

Can I join? I'd like to see a custard/jelly wrestling ring please

There seems to be a jelly wrestling fetish of sorts on these forums.

Could be the start of a Jelly Lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol

Make it Birds Custard and I'll buy Life Membership....

ted.

Made with cream and I'm in

Think that could be arranged.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes must have a jelly pit so we can have The ladies of Fab jelly wrestling championship as mentioned in forum earlier this week lol

Make it Birds Custard and I'll buy Life Membership....

ted.

Made with cream and I'm in

Think that could be arranged.....

Woooo

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

and me! and me! and me!

Just said it three times, don't want three memberships!

I'm in please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I come in.. I promise to be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope there is no height restriction

...uh oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I should be a founding member too Evie please!

(Selfie pic on profile- judge for yourself!)

(NB, for those of you really thinking I look like that, I blame the dodgy filter things on the iPad!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I come in.. I promise to be good

Really? I was hoping you would be very naughty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

count us in Evie xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna join I can be good. but oh so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my name down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am going to start a new club called mingerswingers.

memberships is discretionary. you will have to send me pics and if i think you are too beautiful then you wont get in. it is for the average and the ugly only.

who's in???

Count me in please,Can we nominate others and have a text vote in or out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love jelly wrestling

And naked twister

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Minger Swingers ..........................

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

Leave me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love jelly wrestling

And naked twister

But are we adding hungry hippo's too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too, how about wet knicker competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O hell yes,as I'm ugly and fat then count me In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously I'm far to gorgeous to mix with all you mingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I'm far to gorgeous to mix with all you mingers

You've stolen my line.... you've gotta be punished now girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I'm far to gorgeous to mix with all you mingers

That;s why we dont want you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bikini bottoms give me a hungry bum...but i do like hungry hippos.

I once swallowed all the balls when i was a kid so my sister couldnt win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bikini bottoms give me a hungry bum...but i do like hungry hippos.

I once swallowed all the balls when i was a kid so my sister couldnt win

oh resourceful minx

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

"ok, got a good membership base so far, welcome guys and gals.

what do you want to see in the club. i'm thinking wet/dry club combo to make it comfortable for most people"

Well, to make us feel at home we'd need somewhere to tie up the whippets and hang our flat caps.

A tin bath with a ring of coal dust would do as the jaccuzi, we usually generate our own bubbles.

Could we have a tripe wrestling pit and a pease-pudding flinging alley.

For the buffet we'd require willicks for the fish course and a family sized bag of pork scratchings for the main course, washed down with loads of vintage brown ale.

Please let us know if we are too up-market for your club !!

Geordies

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

regional nights seem to be in order to cater to regional needs

a bbw night (obvs)

a bhm night (seperate cos letsbe says it cant be the same as a bbw one

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coffee and cream??

bi night (or should it just be bi friendly all the time?)

what else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi friendly all the time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Bi friendly all the time

you've taken yourself out of the membership pool, you have no say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I join too please?

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"Me too, how about wet knicker competition

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Now that sounds like fun can I be a judge ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning - I'm in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I come in.. I promise to be good

Nice ass jaqs hun love from minxy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add us too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I join please, never been to a club yet so your can take my cherry lol

Bi friendly all the time please

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