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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Has had me in stitches with the things he's come out with lately! He's 2.5 and he's a right little comedian...

Firstly the other day he was sat on my knee and said 'heeeeere it comes' then farted really loud. Then because I was cracking up laughing he then squeezed every tiny little fart out he could muster all the while giggling hysterically.

This morning I asked him what he wanted for breakfast. His reply? Boobies!!!

And just now he farted again and said 'ooooh that was a big one!'

Any amusing things the little people in your life have come out with that you'd care to share??

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

from the mouth of babes.

great innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 3 year old nephews favourite dinner is cheese and boobies!

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By *ral geniusMan
over a year ago

north notts

He's learning quick, I'm 37 and would still say BOOBIES after looking at yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are babysitting for my 6 year old nephew today, my 21 year old step son was telling us about his escapades last night at our neighbours party how he ate a scorpion out of the tequila bottle we bought back from Mexico, as quick as anything my nephew looked up from his cereal paused with spoon mid air looked at us all and said "bear grylls" then carried on eating

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"We are babysitting for my 6 year old nephew today, my 21 year old step son was telling us about his escapades last night at our neighbours party how he ate a scorpion out of the tequila bottle we bought back from Mexico, as quick as anything my nephew looked up from his cereal paused with spoon mid air looked at us all and said "bear grylls" then carried on eating "

Hahah! They don't miss a trick do they x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are babysitting for my 6 year old nephew today, my 21 year old step son was telling us about his escapades last night at our neighbours party how he ate a scorpion out of the tequila bottle we bought back from Mexico, as quick as anything my nephew looked up from his cereal paused with spoon mid air looked at us all and said "bear grylls" then carried on eating

Hahah! They don't miss a trick do they x "

Honestly he is so sharp, he smashed his mums 46" LCD tv and blamed his 2 year old sister he said she threw a crayon at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hobbit never fails to make me laugh with the stuff she comes out with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We was discussing eye colours when my nephew then 3 said he used to have red eyes. Curious we asked when was this and he said when he was little coz he'd seen them on photos. Awwww lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i still ask for boobies for brekky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We was discussing eye colours when my nephew then 3 said he used to have red eyes. Curious we asked when was this and he said when he was little coz he'd seen them on photos. Awwww lol "

hahaha thats so funny

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By *itwankheavenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

my 3 year old nephew has an elbow in his leg lol

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"We was discussing eye colours when my nephew then 3 said he used to have red eyes. Curious we asked when was this and he said when he was little coz he'd seen them on photos. Awwww lol "

Lol!!l love that!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One valentines day our youngest son got really annoyed that dad had more chocolates than he had he'd be about 7yrs at the time ,dad began sharing his extra chocs when out of the blue our youngest a daughter who'd be about 4yrs said 'aww don't take dads chocolates he needs them to keep his skin brown' ....so funny we all still laugh about it today ,kids say the funniest things this is just one of many that sticks in my mind ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it was the royal wedding I did some work with the kids at work about the royals. I asked a group of kids (who admittedly weren't the brightest academically) who was going to be the next monarch. One answered Kate Middleton, so I explained that she will be Queen when William is King. Then I prompted that it would be a King and at the moment he's a Prince that begins with C...Ch....Char, the youngest who would have been about 8 chirped up "Prince Charming" at that all professionalism left the room and I had a chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to love kids.

What male would not like Boobies for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when my son was little he was singing the farmer wants a wife, only he sang, farmers in his wife.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Little boys get erections all the while especially when they constantly have their hands on it. Callum always seemed to be holding it. One day he come screaming in the room shouting he had broken it, he must of been about 2/1/2

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and when he asked me if my bottom was better and when I questioned him he said he had seen daddy kissing it

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

My mate's son saw him reading a map and said, "Oh look, a paper satnav!"

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