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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

first two are valid

the last: really

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

the first 2 may have actually be an interesting discussion point...

unfortunately that will be overshadowed by the last one.... so shouldn't swinging and swinging clubs be all encompassing???? no one is holding a gun to your heads and forcing you to play with everyone

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Is there a problem with big people? I feel offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are small minded individuals who cannot accept that everyone is different still allowed in clubs?

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs?

first two are valid

the last: really"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Because they all pay their membership.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Why is it becoming more acceptable for clubs to allow rude and judgemental people in ?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too."

Brilliant!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs?

Why is it becoming more acceptable for clubs to allow rude and judgemental people in ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are small minded individuals who cannot accept that everyone is different still allowed in clubs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st two in a decent club arnt and if someone seems to be too d*unk for you have a word with staff and give them a wide birth.

Last one people of all shapes and sizes like swinging.

Why are shallow people becoming more acceptable on the uk club scene?

If you dont like the look then dont look no harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too."

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By *ittleBitOfFunCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"1st two in a decent club arnt and if someone seems to be too d*unk for you have a word with staff and give them a wide birth.

Last one people of all shapes and sizes like swinging.

Why are shallow people becoming more acceptable on the uk club scene?

If you dont like the look then dont look no harm done."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people never learn lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we arent into the club scene, and thank fuck for small mercies because htose we invite into our home arent small minded OR judgemental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

So do you think that clubs should vet members before admitting them...

First two I totally agree with.. but the last.. well sorry but get a grip.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too."

Dont forget those with dodgy tan lines and saggy boobs

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too.

Dont forget those with dodgy tan lines and saggy boobs

What's a 'dodgy' tan line?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too.

Dont forget those with dodgy tan lines and saggy boobs

Awwwww ok , will take my name off the Kent social list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say letting too many single guys into a club can ruin it for everyone...looks like a the odd couple surpass that too now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you not think you should re-write the opening paragraph of your profile? You don't come across as fun loving, down to earth and open minded to me from this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

oooo, don't upset the fatties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too.

Dont forget those with dodgy tan lines and saggy boobs

Awwwww ok , will take my name off the Kent social list

Dont you dare ya can be comfy with me and my perfect imperfections and

wobbly bits....if thats acceptable

And maybe my way with words but a dodgy tan line is one where i cant tell if its been sprayed on weird or real but kept bits on.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

ah shucks i'm banned for not being a supermodel then.

If I go i'm taking men in socks with me... x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Blimey.... ladies and gentlemen, give it up for mr and mrs perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too.

Dont forget those with dodgy tan lines and saggy boobs

Awwwww ok , will take my name off the Kent social list

Dont you dare ya can be comfy with me and my perfect imperfections and

wobbly bits....if thats acceptable

And maybe my way with words but a dodgy tan line is one where i cant tell if its been sprayed on weird or real but kept bits on."

I was tempted to have a spray tan done but I'm not so sure now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regarding the first two, I have hardly ever come across d*unk people or impolite people. And if there are any people like that it is usually dealt with.

As for the third comment. Swinging is a hobby enjoyed by people of all different shapes and sizes, and clubs should be open to all. Just because someone doesnt fit with your personal preference doesnt mean they should be banned from clubs. After all, only play with those you want to, there is no rule saying you have to play with everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen some sights in clubs yes but i find the "overweight" people are much more friendly because they are open with who they are. They don't care how they look an neither should you! Try talking to these people and you will find they're a lot nicer than most because they aren't up their own arses like people who judge people by their appearance. If these people offend you stay at home in a darkened room just the 2 of you because if I were you i certainly would!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is simply that 'society' says that we should act and look a specific way,because a person looks different to someone else does that mean that they aren't allowed in a club,frankly that is a very narrow minded attitude,swinging is a not judgemental scene where everyone,no matter race,size,where you came from,or who you are,no one is singled out simply on there appearance,if you don't like 'over weight' people,why not try opening your club and inviting the people you would like to it!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Cos us fat piss heads like a fucking shag ok!

(Disclaimer...I'm not really a pisshead, but I am fat and can but impolite when provoked!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Why aren't overweight people allowed to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe there should be a club night or a room for the special ones ... maybe they should start up their own special website, island ... planet maybe 'cos they don't seem to be at home on this one

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Next thing ......................

Why are blokes with small dicks allowed in clubs ??

Why are women with small tits allowed in clubs ??

Why are the over 40's allowed in clubs ??

How come ugly people can get in ??

What about the hairy bastards ehh ??

Shall I continue ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali"

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Right, I'm going to the bank manager tomorrow with a business plan for a new club. Only allowing pissed up ugly fat fuckers in though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Well I (mrs summer) am very overweight. Forgive me clearly overweight people are not allowed to enjoy a sex life. I am so glad that the people we have met through here are not as small minded as you. Just because overweight people are not your this it doesn't mean you can ban them from swinging clubs. Unbelievable!!!

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"Next thing ......................

Why are blokes with small dicks allowed in clubs ??

Why are women with small tits allowed in clubs ??

Why are the over 40's allowed in clubs ??

How come ugly people can get in ??

What about the hairy bastards ehh ??

Shall I continue ???

Damn. I fit into all those categories... even the small tits one lol.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be overweight but I am certainly not shallow minded like the OP perhaps as suggested they should open there own club just for the perfect ones up there own arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Ermmm that's not that unusual to be honest.

The VA is one of them. And it's actually the best club I've ever been too aswell!

That being said all shapes and sizes are present and have never experienced anyhthing like what the OP is suggesting.

And City slickers also require it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Ermmm that's not that unusual to be honest.

The VA is one of them. And it's actually the best club I've ever been too aswell!

That being said all shapes and sizes are present and have never experienced anyhthing like what the OP is suggesting.

And City slickers also require it."

VA didn't in December last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any club or party that asks for pics before entry is'nt anyhwere I want to spend time at......they can fuck off ill take myself elsewhere and spend my money elsewhere and have a bloody good time elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any club or party that asks for pics before entry is'nt anyhwere I want to spend time at......they can fuck off ill take myself elsewhere and spend my money elsewhere and have a bloody good time elsewhere

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Right, I'm going to the bank manager tomorrow with a business plan for a new club. Only allowing pissed up ugly fat fuckers in though!"

Oooooohhhh let me join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Right, I'm going to the bank manager tomorrow with a business plan for a new club. Only allowing pissed up ugly fat fuckers in though!

Oooooohhhh let me join

Ok but you are limited to 2 plates of buffet snacks only otherwise your barred!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah...but considering that was my first club I ever went to at the time, I didn't know any better.

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Right, I'm going to the bank manager tomorrow with a business plan for a new club. Only allowing pissed up ugly fat fuckers in though!

Oooooohhhh let me join

Ok but you are limited to 2 plates of buffet snacks only otherwise your barred!!!"

Ah that's not fair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Ermmm that's not that unusual to be honest.

The VA is one of them. And it's actually the best club I've ever been too aswell!

That being said all shapes and sizes are present and have never experienced anyhthing like what the OP is suggesting.

And City slickers also require it.

VA didn't in December last year."

I wasn't even on this site in december.

But it's part of the membership process on there website, it asks you to upload a picture.

Which is fine, because it is a fucking awesome club, which as I say, all shapes and sizes are present, I'm not a fucking snob far from it, just saying it ain't all that unusual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah...but considering that was my first club I ever went to at the time, I didn't know any better. "

I can't believe VA asked for a pic? never heard of that,as for city slickers.....well my mum told me if I did'nt have anything nice to say then say nothing at all,im zipping my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Right, I'm going to the bank manager tomorrow with a business plan for a new club. Only allowing pissed up ugly fat fuckers in though!

Oooooohhhh let me join

Ok but you are limited to 2 plates of buffet snacks only otherwise your barred!!!

Ah that's not fair lol"

Alright 3 plates and a bit of gateux but dont tell the other lard arses! I will need a buffet table the length of the amazon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are small minded individuals who cannot accept that everyone is different still allowed in clubs?

adding ignorant and self absorbed

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the OPs could always try the infamous "fever" parties for the pretty people.... but I think they would likely be declined due to.... ahem... age

and ahem ... lack of height.....

maybe the OPs have found a new niche market.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as for city slickers.....well my mum told me if I did'nt have anything nice to say then say nothing at all,im zipping my mouth

Cityslickers I'm not going to bash in the wide open forum, but I only went there cos I was invited by a meet off fab, not for any other reason other than that.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm wondering if we could control access to dogging sites.

No motors under £50k permitted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'm not a fucking snob far from it, just saying it ain't all that unusual.

Have to say I've never come across a club that does this that I have been too... I just remember reading about it before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

UGLY from the inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a lard sarnie while we wait for the beautiful couple to make an appearance? I do have other healthier options available, pork pie, scratchings, black pudding???

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've seen some sights in clubs yes but i find the "overweight" people are much more friendly because they are open with who they are. They don't care how they look an neither should you! Try talking to these people and you will find they're a lot nicer than most because they aren't up their own arses like people who judge people by their appearance. If these people offend you stay at home in a darkened room just the 2 of you because if I were you i certainly would!!"

Can't think why but this post tickled me no end: sweeping generalisation, insults disguised as compliments...hilarious!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Why are small minded individuals who cannot accept that everyone is different still allowed in clubs?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Potential meets will look at your green arrow and may come to the conclusion they don't want to meet you. Not because of your looks, but because of your _iews and attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Ermmm that's not that unusual to be honest.

The VA is one of them. And it's actually the best club I've ever been too aswell!

That being said all shapes and sizes are present and have never experienced anyhthing like what the OP is suggesting.

And City slickers also require it."

That's absolute rubbish about va been there many many times and yes it does attract a younger crowd but you get all shapes and sizes

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too.

Dont forget those with dodgy tan lines and saggy boobs

What's a 'dodgy' tan line?"

Nooooo saggy boobs have to be accepted somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Ermmm that's not that unusual to be honest.

The VA is one of them. And it's actually the best club I've ever been too aswell!

That being said all shapes and sizes are present and have never experienced anyhthing like what the OP is suggesting.

And City slickers also require it.

That's absolute rubbish about va been there many many times and yes it does attract a younger crowd but you get all shapes and sizes "

Which is what I said?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

And why are swingers who are so far up their own ARSES like you`s still allowed in clubs, is it any wonder why we stopped going

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Wonder why the OP has started 2 threads with the same question and not returned to either to validate their statement

Couldn't give a flying one if it's accepted or not I like going to clubs and shall continue to do so regardless of what the OP thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Noticed in your profile it say your interest in a lot of things including DP and Anal,I would be surprised if anyone could have DP or Anal with your head up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

Noticed in your profile it say your interest in a lot of things including DP and Anal,I would be surprised if anyone could have DP or Anal with your head up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs?

Noticed in your profile it say your interest in a lot of things including DP and Anal,I would be surprised if anyone could have DP or Anal with your head up there"

So apt it was published three times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this threads awesome and I hav'nt (not intrested) been to a club hahaha

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too."

Third thing this weekend that's made me laugh till my sides hurt!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"1st two in a decent club arnt and if someone seems to be too d*unk for you have a word with staff and give them a wide birth."

A wide birth? Sounds very painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few clubs that you have to send photos to be approved first.

Cali

Really? Wow! I bet its a right laugh at those clubs!!

Ermmm that's not that unusual to be honest.

The VA is one of them. And it's actually the best club I've ever been too aswell!

That being said all shapes and sizes are present and have never experienced anyhthing like what the OP is suggesting.

And City slickers also require it."

VA ask to see photo ID (which is far from uncommon) on someones first visit.

Your post (maybe unintentionally) seems to imply that they pre-vet members based on photo's which certainly isn;t the case. It;s a friendly and inclusive club.

The only clubs I know that pre-vet with pictures are fever and Killing Kittens and their reputations precede them for being as unpleasant and elitest as you would expect from such an exclusive admission policy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What they say in their first message ,says more about them than the people they are slating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VA ask to see photo ID (which is far from uncommon) on someones first visit.

Your post (maybe unintentionally) seems to imply that they pre-vet members based on photo's which certainly isn;t the case. It;s a friendly and inclusive club."

Nope! That's not what I'm saying..

All I said was (and see my post above for reference) was that part of the online membership application process to the VA on their website, is that they ask you to upload a pic in step two or 3.

See their website.

And nope! The VA absolutely are not elitetist which is not what I was saying..in fact all shapes and sizes are present whuch creates a superb atmosphere!

Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs? "

having read your profile and your threads, you would be pleased to know that this imperfect couple wouldnt have an interest in meeting you anyway.

we are far from exclusive or arrogant, but being honest, you are very ugly people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should add bald people and people with funny shaped arses to the list too.

Dont forget those with dodgy tan lines and saggy boobs

Hey that's me

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Why is d*unkenness, impolite behaviour and clearly overweight people becoming more and more acceptable in UK clubs?

Noticed in your profile it say your interest in a lot of things including DP and Anal,I would be surprised if anyone could have DP or Anal with your head up there"

Hahahha. Omg another one. Bloody brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next thing ......................

Why are blokes with small dicks allowed in clubs ??

Why are women with small tits allowed in clubs ??

Why are the over 40's allowed in clubs ??

How come ugly people can get in ??

What about the hairy bastards ehh ??

Shall I continue ???

Oh fuck! Three of them apply to me... cut me membership card in half obviously.....

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