FabSwingers.com forum: what the fuck??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a women messaged me saying nice cock etc...and asked if i can accomodate and if i live on my own...i said yes....she then asks how big is my cock....i said i dont know because i never measured it because thats the truth....she then goes measure it for me because would like to know how big it is....i go i havent got anything to measure it with...she then replied with ok, take care....what the hell?? can someone explain this for me? lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Yes.

She wanted to know how big it was.

You couldn't tell her.

That wasn't good enough for her.

There endeth the conversation.

(P.s buy a tape measure!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes.

She wanted to know how big it was.

You couldn't tell her.

That wasn't good enough for her.

There endeth the conversation.

(P.s buy a tape measure!)

"
...but what difference does telling her the size make? lol

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

She maybe likes her cervix tickling.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Yes.

She wanted to know how big it was.

You couldn't tell her.

That wasn't good enough for her.

There endeth the conversation.

(P.s buy a tape measure!)

...but what difference does telling her the size make? lol"

Maybe she's after a specific size. If it were 8 inch it might not be good enough coz she wants bigger etc x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yes.

She wanted to know how big it was.

You couldn't tell her.

That wasn't good enough for her.

There endeth the conversation.

Well explained!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Maybe she was wanting to meet someone with a bit of initiative so he could lead the way in sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes.

She wanted to know how big it was.

You couldn't tell her.

That wasn't good enough for her.

There endeth the conversation.

(P.s buy a tape measure!)

...but what difference does telling her the size make? lol

Maybe she's after a specific size. If it were 8 inch it might not be good enough coz she wants bigger etc x"
but she saw my pics and was like nice cock...so she obviously likes it.....women ay confusing species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a site for self gratification, some women can get all the cock they want, some like small thin cocks, maybe they wanna try anal, some like big thick cocks,

your profile is an advertisement for sex, you are a product,

how can you sell something you don't have the details of.

For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.

That is when your cock is hard,

this rule applies to 95% of males.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she had a few cobwebs she couldnt reach and needed a whopper to help

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other options

A) she may be a qwerty wanker

B) 'she' may be a fake profile n it was a man having a quick squirty qwerty. Apparently there are men (allegedly) on this site (so it is rumoured) who pose as women (n I don't mean TVs! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe she was wanting to meet someone with a bit of initiative so he could lead the way in sex. "
...so because ive never seen the point to measure my cock i cant dominate in sex......bullllplop!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

Ohhhh never , who would have thought

and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

Ohhhh never , who would have thought

and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Other options

A) she may be a qwerty wanker

B) 'she' may be a fake profile n it was a man having a quick squirty qwerty. Apparently there are men (allegedly) on this site (so it is rumoured) who pose as women (n I don't mean TVs! )

"
.....she had verifications, quite a few actually lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

Ohhhh never , who would have thought

and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever

"
.....the cock isn't designed to tickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

Ohhhh never , who would have thought

and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever

.....the cock isn't designed to tickle

It could if ya stuck a feather in the end

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You surprise me you don't know how long it is.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hmmm, i looked at the picture and saw the option above it saying "_iew extra large pic"... It's big enough without enhancing by the look of it

Julie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's such a big deal, measure it and email her back with the measurement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

Well that wouldn't b a great meet would it? A big cock n a shallow fanny

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You surprise me you don't know how long it is. "

As a woman i wonder why you would measure it? I know what size my breasts are because i have to buy bras etc. But surely men don't need to measure for clothing purposes?

(sorry i'm quite innocent lol)

Julie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

Ohhhh never , who would have thought

and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever

.....the cock isn't designed to tickle

It could if ya stuck a feather in the end

"
...imagine that sex...the contrast, the full force of the cock followed by the tickle of the feather lol

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By *ophiasChoiceWoman
over a year ago

ystrad mynach

So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Maybe she was wanting to meet someone with a bit of initiative so he could lead the way in sex. ...so because ive never seen the point to measure my cock i cant dominate in sex......bullllplop!! lol"

It was a theory... Ask her why she won't talk to you, then you'll know.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I wouldn't even bother to be honest

Your cock looks nice enough to me

I know some women like nice big cocks but if its already been seen on your pics I cant see what her problem is

You could always come here and I will test it out for her if you like

wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep, maybe she just looking for a specific size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12?

"
I am sooo tempted to try that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched."

Am I the only person who has just sat here and done this and started laughing ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

Ohhhh never , who would have thought

and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever

.....the cock isn't designed to tickle

It could if ya stuck a feather in the end

...imagine that sex...the contrast, the full force of the cock followed by the tickle of the feather lol"

Until you scream because the feather has worked its way up ya peehole ...ooooo mama

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By *ophiasChoiceWoman
over a year ago

ystrad mynach

"So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12?

I am sooo tempted to try that

Hurry, I am holding my breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't even bother to be honest

Your cock looks nice enough to me

I know some women like nice big cocks but if its already been seen on your pics I cant see what her problem is

You could always come here and I will test it out for her if you like

wink

xx"
verrrrrry tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12?

I am sooo tempted to try that

G,waaaan you know you want to...then come back and tell us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some people are quite shallow and only go for big cocks

or so I have had heard

Ohhhh never , who would have thought

and anyways, from the look of it, your cock would tickle her whatever

.....the cock isn't designed to tickle

It could if ya stuck a feather in the end

...imagine that sex...the contrast, the full force of the cock followed by the tickle of the feather lol

Until you scream because the feather has worked its way up ya peehole ...ooooo mama

"
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12?

I am sooo tempted to try that

Hurry, I am holding my breath

"
I am on my mobile and it goes passed the P if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.

Am I the only person who has just sat here and done this and started laughing ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12?

I am sooo tempted to try that

G,waaaan you know you want to...then come back and tell us

"
doesnt size of laptop make a difference? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well yerrrr

if it reaches mine...its way to big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men take pictures of their cocks at very flattering angles to make it look much bigger than it actually is, and your cock may be attractive, but size is important to a lot of women. I like to feel like I have been well and truly fucked, so the bigger the better for me. And with being a larger lady, a small cock does nothing for me as my fat arse gets in the way

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By *ophiasChoiceWoman
over a year ago

ystrad mynach

"So, how big/small is it? Flop it on your key board. From the left, do you reach F12?

I am sooo tempted to try that

Hurry, I am holding my breath

I am on my mobile and it goes passed the P if that helps

King Dong isn't concerned then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she had a few cobwebs she couldnt reach and needed a whopper to help

Pissa!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.

Am I the only person who has just sat here and done this and started laughing ...

I did it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well yerrrr

if it reaches mine...its way to big

"
if it reaches yours....feel free to cop a feel

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well yerrrr

if it reaches mine...its way to big

if it reaches yours....feel free to cop a feel

haha"

to late.i did already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ohhhhh so thats why i cummmm, makes sense now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhhhh so thats why i cummmm, makes sense now

Nahhhh with my administrations, you would have gone "kaboooom"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ohhhhh so thats why i cummmm, makes sense now

Nahhhh with my administrations, you would have gone "kaboooom"

"
...i want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on mobile too n GREAT NEWS folks - mine reaches all the way across to the 'T' - erect that is of course before all u girlies starting mailing me DEMANDING a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.

Am I the only person who has just sat here and done this and started laughing ...

I did it too

I have taken it to another extreme lol ... I can reach end to end of the sky remote lol

am currently off to hunt a lynx can .... back in a bit

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By *9MarkMan
over a year ago

North Cheam

Very cleverly instigated! Lmao I've got a remember to do this one!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"For info, your cock is the same length as the distance between the tip of your thumb, and the tip of your index finger, when they are stretched.

That is when your cock is hard,

this rule applies to 95% of males.

Really?

Well put me in that 5%, I have very small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cock pic may look nice, but it depends on cam angle and closeness, lighting and luck !

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Why are women shallow just coz they like big cocks? Does that mean some men are shallow coz the just like big boobies? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhhhh so thats why i cummmm, makes sense now

Nahhhh with my administrations, you would have gone "kaboooom"

...i want it

they all do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ohhhhh so thats why i cummmm, makes sense now

Nahhhh with my administrations, you would have gone "kaboooom"

...i want it

they all do

"
...i best get to the back of the q then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhhhh so thats why i cummmm, makes sense now

Nahhhh with my administrations, you would have gone "kaboooom"

...i want it

they all do

...i best get to the back of the q then lol"

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