FabSwingers.com forum: swingers with burger/snack vans

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As a nationwide driver and frequently stopping off a road side vans for a coffee etc i was wondering if any swingers had roadside food vans and in what areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this has to be one of the strangest posts iv seen on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would like to know though. It's a bloody good question and make sure you see them wash there hands too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah . Sex then a ready cooked brekkie . Sounds good

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Before anyone thinks about it. No I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before anyone thinks about it. No I don't

What did you type into the forum search to find this thread Ryan ?

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Would you ask for a roll n banger

(bang her ) lmao or sum streaky bacon xxx nice soft baps xxx n plenty of sauce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew a couple once from another swinging site who had a burger van in Cambridge...never went there tho

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Before anyone thinks about it. No I don't

What did you type into the forum search to find this thread Ryan ? "

I didn't. It just appeared like magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been lurking far to long for my first thought was wheres Ryan? lol

Sorry Ryan

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've been to some dogging sites where a midnight visit from a burger van would be useful.

I'm glad Ryan has appeared in this thread, otherwise I'd think he were poorly.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have been lurking far to long for my first thought was wheres Ryan? lol

Sorry Ryan

Tis a curse

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Lol this has to be one of the strangest posts iv seen on here

Really? Nothing strange about turning up at someone's work expecting sex and food, is there?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

oh heaven sex followed by a hamburger

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Lol... Do you want a blowjob before or after the bacon bap?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Lol... Do you want a blowjob before or after the bacon bap?

he d get a hotdog lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are looking for caterers or a food van for a swingers w.end in the midlands area and if they are swingers themselves then bonus

Does anyone know of anyone on here who d catering ?

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By *eyshamcoupleCouple
over a year ago

morecambe

We have a catering van lol....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I sometimes go to the Metro Centre in Gateshead and I was wondering if there are any swingers whom own shops there? If so which ones?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I sometimes go to the Metro Centre in Gateshead and I was wondering if there are any swingers whom own shops there? If so which ones?"

What sort of shops do you visit? I'll see about opening a shop up there just for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes go to the Metro Centre in Gateshead and I was wondering if there are any swingers whom own shops there? If so which ones?"

Sweatshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is something about getting a wank from a girl whose hands stink of onions that doesn't really appeal to me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There is something about getting a wank from a girl whose hands stink of onions that doesn't really appeal to me

What if she had been on burger shaping and not onion chopping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is something about getting a wank from a girl whose hands stink of onions that doesn't really appeal to me

Good thing - they might make you weep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is something about getting a wank from a girl whose hands stink of onions that doesn't really appeal to me

What if she had been on burger shaping and not onion chopping?

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shes not pounding on my quarter pounders thank you very much

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I sometimes go to the Metro Centre in Gateshead and I was wondering if there are any swingers whom own shops there? If so which ones?

What sort of shops do you visit? I'll see about opening a shop up there just for you.

I like all sorts really. brick-a-brack (I just like the name) or toy shops are good. For you my darling, I would even go in a women's clothing shop (((shudder)))

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By *ubybabyCouple
over a year ago

lincoln ish

ive got a small burger trailer for sale .does that count

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I sometimes go to the Metro Centre in Gateshead and I was wondering if there are any swingers whom own shops there? If so which ones?

What sort of shops do you visit? I'll see about opening a shop up there just for you.

I like all sorts really. brick-a-brack (I just like the name) or toy shops are good. For you my darling, I would even go in a women's clothing shop (((shudder)))"

I could have a bric-a-brac shop but I'm not sure I could do much with just bricks and brackets. Maybe an opulent boutique with lovely sumptuous, mirrored changing rooms.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There is something about getting a wank from a girl whose hands stink of onions that doesn't really appeal to me

What if she had been on burger shaping and not onion chopping?

shes not pounding on my quarter pounders thank you very much

What about a bit of kneading and shaping?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I sometimes go to the Metro Centre in Gateshead and I was wondering if there are any swingers whom own shops there? If so which ones?

What sort of shops do you visit? I'll see about opening a shop up there just for you.

I like all sorts really. brick-a-brack (I just like the name) or toy shops are good. For you my darling, I would even go in a women's clothing shop (((shudder)))

I could have a bric-a-brac shop but I'm not sure I could do much with just bricks and brackets. Maybe an opulent boutique with lovely sumptuous, mirrored changing rooms.

Yes, yes do that. Quickly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are looking for caterers or a food van for a swingers w.end in the midlands area and if they are swingers themselves then bonus

Does anyone know of anyone on here who d catering ? "

In all seriousness , there was a couple who did just this at Swingfields ... ask Stu and Debs who run the lodge for details

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By *eyshamcoupleCouple
over a year ago

morecambe

As I said....we do !many satisfied customers lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Special sauce on that comes to mind? Poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is something about getting a wank from a girl whose hands stink of onions that doesn't really appeal to me

What if she had been on burger shaping and not onion chopping?

shes not pounding on my quarter pounders thank you very much

What about a bit of kneading and shaping?

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they don't knead shaping

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By *utty FruttyCouple
over a year ago

south wales

Must get msJ out in the van with me & a trip 2 morecombe 4a full breakie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are looking for caterers or a food van for a swingers w.end in the midlands area and if they are swingers themselves then bonus

Does anyone know of anyone on here who d catering ? "

i think you may have hit on a business idea, fast food vans at dogging sites to replenish their tanks at half time and for that reason im in.

this is going to dragons den i may need a couple of couples, single females and loads of men to show them how the idea would work.

my original working title is

DOGGERS HOGGERS (hog being the pig)

Bacon, sausage & egg - menage a trois.

anymore ideas folks lets get these vans on the road it could be a good franchise business.

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