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How do you get burnt pubes out of butter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dipped in my cock as suggested and now have lots of bits of charred pubs in the butter dish. If I don’t get rid of them I have nothing to spread on my toast in the morning. Suggestions please.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooooooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry... I haven't a clue....

Marge might know....

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Sorry... I haven't a clue....

Marge might know...."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Put marmite on ya toast as well, you won't know which is more unpalatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dipped in my cock as suggested and now have lots of bits of charred pubs in the butter dish. If I don’t get rid of them I have nothing to spread on my toast in the morning. Suggestions please."

or a sausage sandwich

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Put marmite on ya toast as well, you won't know which is more unpalatable "
Dont dis the marmite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have to butter pre marmiteing to have a chance of eating it. I have lard but don't think I could eat lard on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dipped in my cock as suggested and now have lots of bits of charred pubs in the butter dish. If I don’t get rid of them I have nothing to spread on my toast in the morning. Suggestions please."

Charred pubs????? Hmmmm... I'd grill some mushrooms and spread them with the new pube butter.... someone will like it...

ted.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Tweezers? Melt the butter down and sieve it? Failing that your toast will have alittle more tang in the morning

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Can't beat marmite on toast!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat marmite on toast!! "
.. and the charred pubes will add a new and interesting dimension....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat marmite on toast!! "

Ewwwwww your sick woman

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can't beat marmite on toast!!

Ewwwwww your sick woman "

Add a slice of cheese too... The stronger the better

Gis a kiss...

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can't beat marmite on toast!! .. and the charred pubes will add a new and interesting dimension....

"

I wouldn't want to deprive the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seem like you are now in a bit of a..

JAM!

Go get some fresh damn butter man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I give up the butter is fucked it has black bits in and a cock shape melted in it. Do late night garages sell butter?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can't beat marmite on toast!! "

OH YES YOU CAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm confused. Are we now more worried about the butter or the burnt dick? Are you at least feeling better?

As far as toast.. Honey and cinnamon is way tastier than buttered toast

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can't beat marmite on toast!!

OH YES YOU CAN "

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm confused. Are we now more worried about the butter or the burnt dick? Are you at least feeling better?

As far as toast.. Honey and cinnamon is way tastier than buttered toast "

You're confused! I'm trying to fathom how the pubes got burnt and how they ended up in butter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm confused. Are we now more worried about the butter or the burnt dick? Are you at least feeling better?

As far as toast.. Honey and cinnamon is way tastier than buttered toast

You're confused! I'm trying to fathom how the pubes got burnt and how they ended up in butter... "

My man ironed his fucking (well not for a bit) dick.. I feel faint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The iron burnt the pubes the butter was supposed to sort a bell end burn which it didn't use ice its better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The iron burnt the pubes the butter was supposed to sort a bell end burn which it didn't use ice its better."

That didn't clear it up at all. I thought I had it, now I don't know..who has pubes on the bell end?

Wait..OHHH!! I get it! Was this a flat iron? Straightening the pubs?

K..makes sense now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mind boggles...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can't beat marmite on toast!!

OH YES YOU CAN

How? "

By putting absolutely anything else on it

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