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I’ve burnt my cock on the iron!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any tips and should I go to a&e?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rub some cream on it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Any tips and should I go to a&e?"

yes go to a and e, film it and send us a link. Tip don't iron your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you ironing for at this time of night!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Top tip : use an oven to cook yer chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wasn't trying to iron my cock honest it was a mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you ironing for at this time of night!?? "

what has him ironing full stop

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Please tell me someone saw you do it on pay per view?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that blue bottle of savlon fluid, best burn relief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip : use an oven to cook yer chicken "
cold water for burns. But a&e if you are really worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it less wrinkled now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To clarify its the cock that resides above my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To clarify its the cock that resides above my balls"

or use to anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To clarify its the cock that resides above my balls

or use to anyway "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take ya trousers off next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but the idea of being balls deep in poultry does nothing for me....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Top tip : use an oven to cook yer chicken cold water for burns. But a&e if you are really worried"

I ain't worried, it's not my feckin' cock

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Try putting butter on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have butter will try it if you think it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

butter wont help as it will contain the heat ... u need to run it under the cold tap for at least 10 minutes

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have butter will try it if you think it works"

Really........

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have butter will try it if you think it works

Really........ "
Not buts its got to be butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have butter will try it if you think it works

Really........ Not buts its got to be butter."

He is trying to cure it, not cook it

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Was your cock wrinkled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just trying to figure out how you actually managed this

a) you tried to iron your pants whilst wearing them

b) your ironing board is really low and your were ironing your boxers naked and your todger fell on the board

c) you thought it wasn't turned on

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have butter will try it if you think it works

Really........ Not buts its got to be butter."

Can't believe it's not butter....?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have butter will try it if you think it works

Really........ Not buts its got to be butter.

He is trying to cure it, not cook it "
All I can think of is that Lurpak advert....burn burn burning, chop chop chop chopping.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"He is trying to cure it, not cook it "

And there's silly old me thinking it was bacon that was cured......mind you it is his pork sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not taking the puss, no pun intended, do not put any lotion, potion or butter on it!!

Run it under cold water for at lest 10 minutes, if the burn covers an area more than your thumb nail you really need to get yourself seen, pointed and laughed out down your local a&e

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If your not taking the puss, no pun intended, do not put any lotion, potion or butter on it!!

Run it under cold water for at lest 10 minutes, if the burn covers an area more than your thumb nail you really need to get yourself seen, pointed and laughed out down your local a&e "
Ewwwww he never mentioned it was oozing puss!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colgate toothpaste.. Great for burns and zits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your not taking the puss, no pun intended, do not put any lotion, potion or butter on it!!

Run it under cold water for at lest 10 minutes, if the burn covers an area more than your thumb nail you really need to get yourself seen, pointed and laughed out down your local a&e Ewwwww he never mentioned it was oozing puss!!! "

Haha predictive text supposed to be piss!! If its oozing puss you definitely need it looking at lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter is one of the worst things you can put on a burn.

It should be run under cold water for a minimum of 10 mins. If there is any blistering, the burn covers a large area or white patches of skin hanging off the burnt area wrap it in cling film and attend A &E.

cling film will keep it clean. DON'T use cotton wool as it will adhere to the area.

Also Don't apply any creams on a burn

From your kindly A&E Nurse Practitioner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butter is one of the worst things you can put on a burn.

It should be run under cold water for a minimum of 10 mins. If there is any blistering, the burn covers a large area or white patches of skin hanging off the burnt area wrap it in cling film and attend A &E.

cling film will keep it clean. DON'T use cotton wool as it will adhere to the area.

Also Don't apply any creams on a burn

From your kindly A&E Nurse Practitioner "

Agree with that - NO grease or creams on burns. Wash with cold water and wrap in cling film until you get to A&E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use honey, it's the best natural remedy for burns. Can you please tell everybody how you managed to Burn your cock with an iron

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Use honey, it's the best natural remedy for burns."

Yeah, then the bees will take his mind off the original burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip : use an oven to cook yer chicken cold water for burns. But a&e if you are really worried

I ain't worried, it's not my feckin' cock "
I just realised I used wrong quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how bad it is would you come do my ironing i could do with a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried using Comfort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips and should I go to a&e?"

Never mind A n E - what I wanna know is.........did u manage to get the creases ironed out of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butter is one of the worst things you can put on a burn.

It should be run under cold water for a minimum of 10 mins. If there is any blistering, the burn covers a large area or white patches of skin hanging off the burnt area wrap it in cling film and attend A &E.

cling film will keep it clean. DON'T use cotton wool as it will adhere to the area.

Also Don't apply any creams on a burn

From your kindly A&E Nurse Practitioner

Agree with that - NO grease or creams on burns. Wash with cold water and wrap in cling film until you get to A&E."

Tepid water is what my last first aid course advised. The reason for that is 10 minutes with cold water is a very very long time and many people won't be able to last that long. 10 minutes with tepid water is much more comfortable.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Butter is one of the worst things you can put on a burn.

It should be run under cold water for a minimum of 10 mins. If there is any blistering, the burn covers a large area or white patches of skin hanging off the burnt area wrap it in cling film and attend A &E.

cling film will keep it clean. DON'T use cotton wool as it will adhere to the area.

Also Don't apply any creams on a burn

From your kindly A&E Nurse Practitioner

Agree with that - NO grease or creams on burns. Wash with cold water and wrap in cling film until you get to A&E.

Tepid water is what my last first aid course advised. The reason for that is 10 minutes with cold water is a very very long time and many people won't be able to last that long. 10 minutes with tepid water is much more comfortable. "
They discussed treatment of cock burns at your last First Aid Course? Impressive.

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