FabSwingers.com forum: SEX!!!!!

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

I have an itch that needs scratching!!!

My herpes has now got out of control, so my fanny lips are on fire and need a good rubbing.

My crabs have boomed and now even in my eye brows, so they are itchy too - can scratch them too if you insist.

My cervix is raw from clamydia and needs a good pounding to pound the shit outta it.

Any offers???????????

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over a year ago

Phhhoooaaaarrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an itch that needs scratching!!!

My herpes has now got out of control, so my fanny lips are on fire and need a good rubbing.

My crabs have boomed and now even in my eye brows, so they are itchy too - can scratch them too if you insist.

My cervix is raw from clamydia and needs a good pounding to pound the shit outta it.

Any offers???????????"

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for some reason this thread has put 'let's talk about sex.....' in my head.

good luck with, ummmm, everything!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

eeewww, thank feck I have to abstain for yet another week, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have heard about you before...

Two anglers are sat by the riverbank.

One says"what have you done this week?"

Other says"got married"

"Wow" says the first, "how was your honeymoon Giver her a good fucking?"

"Nope" he replies "she got gonhorrea "

"Oh, did you get her suck you off?"

"Nope, she's got pyorrhea"

"well how about up the arse?"

"Nope, she's got diarrhea"

"So why did you marry her?"

"She's good for keeping me maggots in"

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Thanks BUT NO thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i cant go "bang" till next wednesday evening

And its been two weeks .........two fooking weeks.....

going mad here

Im all grumpy.

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

DAMN!!!

You are a boring lot!!!

Come on - they say share and share alike!!!

And you all DID say you missed me.

Come ere - gizza kiss....mumumumumumummumu xxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

damn, Debz, don't need a cold sore either......

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Lol

Cold Sore indeed!!!

I can give yu the full crusty lips hun!!!

Scabs and all, hehehehehehe

But the crabs have gotta be shared out, man they reproduce like fuckery, no room at the Inn now!!!!

New homes needed.

Mind yu the fuckers refuse to pay rent!!! :O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you walk sidewards ????

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Do you walk sidewards ????

Only to prevent my sore lips from chafing!!!

lol

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