FabSwingers.com forum: what a let down

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know its not appropriate to discuss meets and I guess I am to blame for not choosing better and not trusting my instincts but Jesus Christ how disappointed am I! If I had wanted to watch xfactor I would have not bothered arranging a sitter!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like 4 Nos from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like 4 Nos from you

That cheered me up, thanks!!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like 4 Nos from you

That cheered me up, thanks!!xx"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sounds like 4 Nos from you

That cheered me up, thanks!!xx"

If you really want a laugh I will PM you the story of my worst. That's will make you feel better and you'll be laughing.

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

cant think of anything worse....

a he definitely knows how to treat a lady - not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like 4 Nos from you

That cheered me up, thanks!!xx

If you really want a laugh I will PM you the story of my worst. That's will make you feel better and you'll be laughing.

Please do!!!xx

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Lickety you should share with the rest of us x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lickety you should share with the rest of us x"

Nope I am the chosen one!!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like 4 Nos from you

That cheered me up, thanks!!xx

If you really want a laugh I will PM you the story of my worst. That's will make you feel better and you'll be laughing.

I probably could match Lickety as well

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

It's not like you walked him into a lamp post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worse meet was in a motor home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on tell me your horror stories please. Make me feel better xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on tell me your horror stories please. Make me feel better xx"

I can't or ill break out into a cold sweat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My worse meet was in a motor home

Was it with Don Amott?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh regardless who it happens females / couples or males its not right.

Every 1 time on here and on meets are presious ( if that's the right spelling ) people go up.

If it help sorry from a genuine peep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats wrong with a motor home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhh regardless who it happens females / couples or males its not right.

Every 1 time on here and on meets are presious ( if that's the right spelling ) people go up.

If it help sorry from a genuine peep "

Thank you. I'm more pissed off because my free time is soooo limited!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worse meet was in a motor home

Was it with Don Amott?"

Had to google that - and no

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Sounds like 4 Nos from you

witty as ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worse meet was in a motor home

Was it with Don Amott?"

Had to google that - and no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like 4 Nos from you

witty as ever

Once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not like you walked him into a lamp post

OMG I am falling on the floor laughing and ... that wasn't my worse one lol

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

oh please share worst stories... we need it! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don Amott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet . In a motorhome ? Thats sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet . In a motorhome ? Thats sick

I've started something here ......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's not like you walked him into a lamp post

OMG I am falling on the floor laughing and ... that wasn't my worse one lol

It might have been for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, we feel you're pain.....we had a terrible on a few weeks ago....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety you should share with the rest of us x"

I haven't named names but it's not fair to share it publicly. I would hate to read a worst meet ever story from someone who had met me in case it's about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not like you walked him into a lamp post

OMG I am falling on the floor laughing and ... that wasn't my worse one lol

It might have been for him."

he is fine with what happened and has posted about it on here too lol he says it was one of his most memorable ones lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can confirm that Lickety's bad meet story is legendary!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's not like you walked him into a lamp post

OMG I am falling on the floor laughing and ... that wasn't my worse one lol

It might have been for him.

he is fine with what happened and has posted about it on here too lol he says it was one of his most memorable ones lol

I know. He told me about it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we have a worst meet thread again. Not had one for ages

OP I feel for you hugs xx

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I can confirm that Lickety's bad meet story is legendary!!"

Oh that's so teasing - we're all intrigued now!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can confirm that Lickety's bad meet story is legendary!!"

I have one that can be posted publicly as it is over 3 years ago and not anyone I met here.

Picture the scene, a very warm Bank Holiday weekend. I'm on my own and feeling that it's hot I'm horny feeling. I'm browsing online and there is someone local, who looks just the ticket. He's also looking for an immediate meet and he's local. He can be with me in half an hour.

This was when I first started and didn't meet people socially as it stopped me having sex then and I met at home. I don't do this now.

We speak on the phone, I tell him the things I always tell the men I am going to meet and he agrees to come over.

He's with me in half an hour, looks fine and smells clean. We chat and agree to adjourn to the bedroom. We get undressed he moves towards me and then looks me in the eye and says "you've got a really pretty face but I just can't do it" grabs his gear and runs down my stairs and out of my house still dressing himself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall we have a worst meet thread again. Not had one for ages

OP I feel for you hugs xx "

Thank you x

Are we allowed to post bad meets as long as we dont mention names??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not like you walked him into a lamp post

OMG I am falling on the floor laughing and ... that wasn't my worse one lol

It might have been for him.

he is fine with what happened and has posted about it on here too lol he says it was one of his most memorable ones lol

I know. He told me about it too.

yes, it was a little ... how shall I say ... hysterical ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can confirm that Lickety's bad meet story is legendary!!

I have one that can be posted publicly as it is over 3 years ago and not anyone I met here.

This was when I first started and didn't meet people socially as it stopped me having sex then and I met at home. I don't do this now.

We speak on the phone, I tell him the things I always tell the men I am going to meet and he agrees to come over.

oh my god!!!! X

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I could tell some storys but I wont for fear they read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they're on here and use the forums and maybe offended. I wouldn't But we could pm each other lol. I've also started a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a babe who told me she'd had 2 meets with the same guy just before me. She said her second meet had got as far as a bj. She said both times they were getting down to business things had ended abruptly. One meet he suddenly said he wanted them to go to the pub and the other shopping around Westfield (can't remember which way around and no he didn't treat her in Westfield).

I told her his behaviour will remain one of the great unsolved mysteries of time like the Yeti and Loch Ness Monster.

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By *rishmochaMan
over a year ago

Herts

"I can confirm that Lickety's bad meet story is legendary!!

I have one that can be posted publicly as it is over 3 years ago and not anyone I met here.

This was when I first started and didn't meet people socially as it stopped me having sex then and I met at home. I don't do this now.

We speak on the phone, I tell him the things I always tell the men I am going to meet and he agrees to come over.

Damm!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm just glad lickety's bad meet was at her house - how awkward would it have been if she had been legs akimbo on his bed!!

And he had just run out of his house!!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I can confirm that Lickety's bad meet story is legendary!!

I have one that can be posted publicly as it is over 3 years ago and not anyone I met here.

This was when I first started and didn't meet people socially as it stopped me having sex then and I met at home. I don't do this now.

We speak on the phone, I tell him the things I always tell the men I am going to meet and he agrees to come over.

oh my god!!!! X"

And then some!! That's awful x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm just glad lickety's bad meet was at her house - how awkward would it have been if she had been legs akimbo on his bed!!

And he had just run out of his house!!"

That would have to one for the funniest.

I've just realised that this isn't going to get me many meets, is it? Never mind, I'm good socially.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not appropriate to discuss meets and I guess I am to blame for not choosing better and not trusting my instincts but Jesus Christ how disappointed am I! If I had wanted to watch xfactor I would have not bothered arranging a sitter!!!!"

you must choose wisely Luke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you must choose wisely Luke.

Thank you obi. I need the force!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"I'm just glad lickety's bad meet was at her house - how awkward would it have been if she had been legs akimbo on his bed!!

And he had just run out of his house!!

That would have to one for the funniest.

I've just realised that this isn't going to get me many meets, is it? Never mind, I'm good socially."

Being good fun is a big part to a meet and you tick that box. Pics look lovely and it looks like you do have a pretty face but ill have to take your best meets word for it

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

you must choose wisely Luke.

Just wondering meet or no meet - please please dont say you watch x factor as I thought you seemed a good possible meet

Thank you obi. I need the force!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can confirm that Lickety's bad meet story is legendary!!"

I love to know what it is as well

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

Chatted to this lady for a bit & seemed to hit it of.

Photos nice chatting nice.

So turned up for meet and as she opened door looked like a bomb had gone of in porch area but I got kids as well.....so.

She looked good clean fresh etc....

Walked into living room and like 5 bottles of sauce in different stages of running out, piles of plates with bits of food rotting and cups and glasses with bits and bods in and I thought can't do this......

Mad thing was I felt bad for saying no but the house was a tip so how clean was she ; (((((

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you must choose wisely Luke.

Thank you obi. I need the force!"

no force always firm yet gentle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chatted to this lady for a bit & seemed to hit it of.

Photos nice chatting nice.

So turned up for meet and as she opened door looked like a bomb had gone of in porch area but I got kids as well.....so.

She looked good clean fresh etc....

Mad thing was I felt bad for saying no but the house was a tip so how clean was she ; (((((

dirty cow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chatted to this lady for a bit & seemed to hit it of.

Photos nice chatting nice.

So turned up for meet and as she opened door looked like a bomb had gone of in porch area but I got kids as well.....so.

She looked good clean fresh etc....

Mad thing was I felt bad for saying no but the house was a tip so how clean was she ; (((((

dirty cow!!!"

i think you a bit quick to judge her.

she may have been trying to grow her own pencillen

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

"Chatted to this lady for a bit & seemed to hit it of.

Photos nice chatting nice.

So turned up for meet and as she opened door looked like a bomb had gone of in porch area but I got kids as well.....so.

She looked good clean fresh etc....

Mad thing was I felt bad for saying no but the house was a tip so how clean was she ; (((((

dirty cow!!!"

We all like a dirty girl but nobody likes a DIRTY GIRL! !!

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

"Chatted to this lady for a bit & seemed to hit it of.

Photos nice chatting nice.

So turned up for meet and as she opened door looked like a bomb had gone of in porch area but I got kids as well.....so.

She looked good clean fresh etc....

Mad thing was I felt bad for saying no but the house was a tip so how clean was she ; (((((

dirty cow!!!

i think you a bit quick to judge her.

she may have been trying to grow her own pencillen

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some good girls. Picked one up for back to mine after work. She cut my hair. Then got my washing in and tidied up my scruffy house (I have 2 young boys)whilst I had a shower. Then we got to know each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chatted to this lady for a bit & seemed to hit it of.

Photos nice chatting nice.

So turned up for meet and as she opened door looked like a bomb had gone of in porch area but I got kids as well.....so.

She looked good clean fresh etc....

Mad thing was I felt bad for saying no but the house was a tip so how clean was she ; (((((

dirty cow!!!

We all like a dirty girl but nobody likes a DIRTY GIRL! !!

Confused, whats the problem?

sounds just like my house ???

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