FabSwingers.com forum: Escaping from an axe murderer

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.

Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.

How do you get away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk my way out of it

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

I thought you were referring to my profile for a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.

Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.

How do you get away?"

challenge them to a game of hide and seek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play dead

That should do the trick

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Say 'what's that'! And point behind him with a face like this

then karate kick him in the throat.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

You shoot them of course

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Like I suggested it was said that if you are kidnapped and put in the boot is to kick the back lights out and wave your arm out...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

grab someone who runs slower and push them towards the axe

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Say 'what's that'! And point behind him with a face like this

then karate kick him in the throat. "

Ooops! Light hearted? Er....I'd do it and then tell a joke.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.

Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.

How do you get away?"

Run like the wind,....and you may have the wind if someone wants to kill you with an axe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I suggested it was said that if you are kidnapped and put in the boot is to kick the back lights out and wave your arm out...

its better if you bought a bottle of steralised milk and tip it all over there carpets the would never get the smell out and all the scrubbing would make think twice about kidnapping someone else

no good for you but hey ho beats breaking someone lights so the police pull them over to give them a producer arrrrrrrr the penny dropped i realise why you kick the lights out

so they get a producer & a £60 fine good thinking although i think my milk idea is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a blow job and escape when they're distracted

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.

Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.

How do you get away?

Run like the wind,....and you may have the wind if someone wants to kill you with an axe.

I'm thinking full on squits at that point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give them a blow job and escape when they're distracted

you on your own there mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer to take their axe to be sharpened. When you get to the shops.... run like fook.... while lobbing chocolate oranges at his head to slow him down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer to take their axe to be sharpened. When you get to the shops.... run like fook.... while lobbing chocolate oranges at his head to slow him down. "

tap them and wrap them first though.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Offer to take their axe to be sharpened. When you get to the shops.... run like fook.... while lobbing chocolate oranges at his head to slow him down. "

Don't go wasting chocolate oranges like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the hole out of my pocket, at the right time throw on the floor. Axe murderer would fall into, thus letting you escape.

For a lady use the ladder in her tights to climb over the wall, when the axe murderer is climbing up it push the ladder away.

You said they had to be sensible ideas.....did you?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Take the hole out of my pocket, at the right time throw on the floor. Axe murderer would fall into, thus letting you escape.

For a lady use the ladder in her tights to climb over the wall, when the axe murderer is climbing up it push the ladder away.

You said they had to be sensible ideas.....did you?"

If you're wearing fishnets what do you do?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.

Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.

How do you get away?

Run like the wind,....and you may have the wind if someone wants to kill you with an axe.

I'm thinking full on squits at that point

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get away?"

running seems to be the conventional choice

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How do you get away?

running seems to be the conventional choice

It's too conventional. They always catch the runners. The runners always look back, trip over something and then have to be tortured for trying to get away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickety! You are a wicked woman! You know where I am going to be later.

So far, none of these posts look like they will be any good to me if it all goes wrong later

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety! You are a wicked woman! You know where I am going to be later.

So far, none of these posts look like they will be any good to me if it all goes wrong later

I do know but you've met your match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or any other sort of murderer for that matter. It's a light hearted thread following another thread.

Cheeky has methods for getting out a car. I'm not so sure.

How do you get away?"

Hit them with me crutch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lickety! You are a wicked woman! You know where I am going to be later.

So far, none of these posts look like they will be any good to me if it all goes wrong later

I do know but you've met your match.

Met my match? I am cowering in my boots.

Now I hear there may be another one to scare me to within an inch of my life.

This swinging lark can be dead stressful you know

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety! You are a wicked woman! You know where I am going to be later.

So far, none of these posts look like they will be any good to me if it all goes wrong later

I do know but you've met your match.

Met my match? I am cowering in my boots.

Now I hear there may be another one to scare me to within an inch of my life.

This swinging lark can be dead stressful you know"

Are you assisting all of them then? You are a kindly soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wiggle out of it!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd wiggle out of it!!!!

Actually, if you were faced with an axe murderer I'd be worried about the axe landing on them somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wiggle out of it!!!!

Actually, if you were faced with an axe murderer I'd be worried about the axe landing on them somehow.

shhhhhhhhhhh thats the wiggling ... and why would u be worried about them getting hurt, if they had threatened to murder me?? lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd wiggle out of it!!!!

Actually, if you were faced with an axe murderer I'd be worried about the axe landing on them somehow.

shhhhhhhhhhh thats the wiggling ... and why would u be worried about them getting hurt, if they had threatened to murder me?? lol

They may have had good reason.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have a close friend and technically 'other me' that is quite a good axe murderer and he/we would never let one get away. It's all about setting the scene so escape is impossible.

Am I the only one that has thought of this from Invictus's point of _iew? Pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wiggle out of it!!!!

Actually, if you were faced with an axe murderer I'd be worried about the axe landing on them somehow.

shhhhhhhhhhh thats the wiggling ... and why would u be worried about them getting hurt, if they had threatened to murder me?? lol

They may have had good reason.

u would miss me !!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a close friend and technically 'other me' that is quite a good axe murderer and he/we would never let one get away. It's all about setting the scene so escape is impossible.

Am I the only one that has thought of this from Invictus's point of _iew? Pah!"

Of course you are! You are Invictus.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have a close friend and technically 'other me' that is quite a good axe murderer and he/we would never let one get away. It's all about setting the scene so escape is impossible.

Am I the only one that has thought of this from Invictus's point of _iew? Pah!

Of course you are! You are Invictus. "

True dat.

I'm off to bed my sweet, don't let the bed bugs bite. x

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

So funny lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So funny lol"

I don't think they like it if you laugh at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been attending Mad axe murderer defence classes for a while now so i know that crying like a baby and begging does work x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Been attending Mad axe murderer defence classes for a while now so i know that crying like a baby and begging does work x"

Is there a specific form of words for the begging we should all learn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile sheepishly, adjust trousers a bit, tell them I've never cum so quick, it's not PE honest, but really enjoyed it and I'll call them tomorrow.

Trust me... NOBODY chases that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been attending Mad axe murderer defence classes for a while now so i know that crying like a baby and begging does work x

Is there a specific form of words for the begging we should all learn?"
No just your average .. Please please im to young to die .kind of stuff but in a sort of screechy girly kinda way

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Been attending Mad axe murderer defence classes for a while now so i know that crying like a baby and begging does work x"
So does shitting and pissing yourself.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I find a good old Chinese burn combined with a nipple twist & a pinch to the inside of the upper arm always seems to do the trick

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Tickle him/her under his/her armpits and make him/her die with laughter!! He he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distract them with an in-depth discussion on the 'Sports' album by Huey Lewis & the News.

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