FabSwingers.com forum: funniest chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats the best one you've heard or used?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I must not be in forum crew yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be so impatient

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Remember my name, cos you'll be screaming it later.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Go on. I'll start it off.

Polar Bear........

Well it does break the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello love, fancy seeing Micheal Jackson with me??

well she thought it was funny the way she laughed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much cheesy (well it probably was) but years ago, in my early twenties I was at a club and a good looking guy had been looking over at me for a while. When he saw I was leaving he came up to me and said "please dont leave, you are the prettiest girl in here". I will never forget it! It was February and I had just got back from a few months in oz so I did have a nice tan. Pity I had to go as my friend had just chucked up all over another guys rather cool trainers!! Oh if only I had stayed!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I must not be in forum crew yet lol

This is the forum, not chat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that's just made me chuckle

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Don't be so impatient "

Yeah, I've used that one before. Make 'em wait eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MATCHES SIZZLE WHEN THEY ARE WET

response was hey and i moved in for the kill

the rugby team i play for went out one night and we all pulled using corny lines from porn films.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I seem to have forgotten my scarf, can I use your legs instead??

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By *mithy_86Couple
over a year ago

cheltenham

"Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

hi would you like to get laided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya your name google? Cos you got everything I'm searching for

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"hi would you like to get laided

Well done

let's see who else clocks this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

excuse me your feet must be aching because you've been running through my mind all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/09/13 23:24:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

excuse me have you felt this......

its boyfriend material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi you mom will love me

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I think you're beautiful. In fact you have the kind of face that I've been dreaming of coming across

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ere how fit are you......

(dramatic pause)

well fit !!

has never failed

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Do you always dance on your own or have you got BO??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the Nolan Sisters (dunno which one) said a guy came up to her after one of the their gigs and said.... 'do you have room in your handbag for the keys to my Porsche..?'.

Slime bag! Lol!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"hi would you like to get laided

Hahahahaha!!!

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By *ecretquestCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hey luv, do you fancy a shag?

NO!!!

Well, do you mind laying down while i have one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honest truth here.

a friend used to use this one

Friend "hey gorgeous, fancy a dance??"

lady "no"

Friend "oh well, i suppose a blowjob is out of the question?"

I know, but it used to work 1 in 3 times, git.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"hello love, fancy seeing Micheal Jackson with me??

well she thought it was funny the way she laughed....

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Don't get this at all.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Get u coat, youv pulled

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