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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has just called me a walking disaster and threatened to kill me....how charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has just called me a walking disaster and threatened to kill me....how charming

You want me to beat him up?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

He/she sounds lovely!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Has just called me a walking disaster and threatened to kill me....how charming

....... and the problem is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to get a new mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll batter him for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See cheeky your'e shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For what reason? Is this normal behaviour for the friend in question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh sounds like my so called mate he fucks about gets caught,she ends it,now she is my f/b and to him im the wanker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See cheeky your'e shit

Bitch fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See cheeky your'e shit

Bitch fight

Ha ha ha in jelly

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up."

There may be a link to jelly wrestling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh sounds like my so called mate he fucks about gets caught,she ends it,now she is my f/b and to him im the wanker!!"

Your shagging your mates ex and wondering why he's calling you wanker? Want a clue?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Would you like to borrow my kipper to sort her out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can i just say its tongue in cheek i loves her really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to borrow my kipper to sort her out? "

Yes please

Would you like to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hang on,he was the guy fucking about for the last year,she kicks him out,begged her to take him back (sado) 7 mths pass,so she has to stay true to him!!!!!!,all his own doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say jelly. Feck I'm hungry can I have some pop corn for the biatch fight

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Would you like to borrow my kipper to sort her out?

Yes please

Would you like to watch "

Even better. I'll go get some Pringles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to borrow my kipper to sort her out?

Yes please

Would you like to watch

Even better. I'll go get some Pringles. "

And minstrels please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.

There may be a link to jelly wrestling

I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.

There may be a link to jelly wrestling

I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite."

A woman after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking Disaster is definitely a wrestler name lol I second the jelly notion

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.

There may be a link to jelly wrestling

I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite."

What do you mean by milky? Carnation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i just say its tongue in cheeky i loves her really "

Glad you made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to be fun next week

2 falls 2 submissions or a knockout

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.

There may be a link to jelly wrestling

I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.

What do you mean by milky? Carnation?"

Yes, you whip it in when the jelly is half set. Get it all bubbly and then put it in the fridge to fully set. I might have to go and make some now. It's been years since I have done this.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Did ya burn her starfish with the wax?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.

There may be a link to jelly wrestling

I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.

What do you mean by milky? Carnation?

Yes, you whip it in when the jelly is half set. Get it all bubbly and then put it in the fridge to fully set. I might have to go and make some now. It's been years since I have done this.

or just make with a pint of milk instead of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did ya burn her starfish with the wax?

What do you know that we don't ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Could a few of you lively, lucious, lovely ladies please have a jelly wrestle? Doesn't matter about the jelly flavour just have to be naked and insertions are allowed.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.

There may be a link to jelly wrestling

I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.

What do you mean by milky? Carnation?

Yes, you whip it in when the jelly is half set. Get it all bubbly and then put it in the fridge to fully set. I might have to go and make some now. It's been years since I have done this.

or just make with a pint of milk instead of water.

Does it come out bubbly?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Could a few of you lively, lucious, lovely ladies please have a jelly wrestle? Doesn't matter about the jelly flavour just have to be naked and insertions are allowed.

It depends what's being inserted. If it's jelly, I'm out.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Did ya burn her starfish with the wax?

What do you know that we don't ?

Who?

Me?

I know nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"For what reason? Is this normal behaviour for the friend in question?"

Yes it's normal

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

I think only wrestling is on offer. It might develop into something more but it hasn't so far.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool

Woo hoo

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be a Cheeky "my so called mate" thread. You know how these forum fights end up.

There may be a link to jelly wrestling

I like jelly. Lime milky jelly is my favourite.

What do you mean by milky? Carnation?

Yes, you whip it in when the jelly is half set. Get it all bubbly and then put it in the fridge to fully set. I might have to go and make some now. It's been years since I have done this.

Not tried that. Only had it poured over the top

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Could a few of you lively, lucious, lovely ladies please have a jelly wrestle? Doesn't matter about the jelly flavour just have to be naked and insertions are allowed.

It depends what's being inserted. If it's jelly, I'm out.

I never thought of that!

But now I have....

Get ya kit off, Lickety, and dive in. It's lime milk jelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a serious post if so instead of posting here tell the cops surely.

If its a wind up post i ask why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was kinda hoping it was a guy...damn.

I don't hit women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool

Woo hoo

Now what have you done to your friend ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

This thread is making me smile.

It's reminding me of a friend who's no longer with us but who was incredible. She didn't have any family support when she went to uni so paid for it by jelly wrestling!

Lime was her fave flavour.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Could a few of you lively, lucious, lovely ladies please have a jelly wrestle? Doesn't matter about the jelly flavour just have to be naked and insertions are allowed.

It depends what's being inserted. If it's jelly, I'm out.

I never thought of that!

But now I have....

Get ya kit off, Lickety, and dive in. It's lime milk jelly. "

It's a bit chilly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool

Woo hoo

Now what have you done to your friend ?

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool

Woo hoo

Now what have you done to your friend ?

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is this a serious post if so instead of posting here tell the cops surely.

If its a wind up post i ask why

I don't think she will have to report me to the police and it was as a result of a funny conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool

Woo hoo

Now what have you done to your friend ?

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

I'll be keeping a close eye on the pair of you ... Any mischief and you end up in the boot

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

The Fab Ladies jelly wrestling championship!!!!

Now that would be a good event, count me in lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool

Woo hoo

Now what have you done to your friend ?

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.

You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fuck me I only left for 5 minutes

If that's a personal request ...

Fox come here big boy...

I'll see you in the jelly wrestling pool

Woo hoo

Now what have you done to your friend ?

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

I'll be keeping a close eye on the pair of you ... Any mischief and you end up in the boot

It was not me it was her...

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over a year ago

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.

You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery."

Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.

You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.

Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat

Careful, you don't want to come across as a potential axe murderer.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.

You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.

Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat

Careful, you don't want to come across as a potential axe murderer."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.

You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.

Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat

Careful, you don't want to come across as a potential axe murderer.

It's ok, keep him in front of you at all times and have a length of cheesewire with you in the back of the car. Just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The solution is obvious then:

Kill her first.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"I'll batter him for you

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key board warriors are in the house

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.

You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery.

Think I'm going to have to put a liner in the back seat

Careful, you don't want to come across as a potential axe murderer.

It's ok, keep him in front of you at all times and have a length of cheesewire with you in the back of the car. Just in case. "

Was there not a thing awhile ago that if you are kidnapped and put in the boot that you kick the back lights out and wave your arm about...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'll batter him for you

key board warriors are in the house

It sounds more like keyboard fish fryers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has just called me a walking disaster and threatened to kill me....how charming

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thats nice of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Has just called me a walking disaster and threatened to kill me....how charming

thats nice of him"

Its a she....

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

An I going to have the both of you in the back of my car or will I have to separate you ?

No we want to be together

If there is jelly then there also has to be some hundreds and thousands.

You can't put jelly and 100s and 1000s in the back of the car - it will ruin the upholstery."

Make it vodka jelly and i don't think anyone will care, lol.

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