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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cucumbers....fookin 'ell is this guy for real. He should have his own tv series. I'm typing through crying eyes.

He's a fookin star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That put us right off our Lapsang sooshong and cucumber sandwhiches - whatever is this site comong to

vegetables have rights too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no.... he's back! **rushes off to lock mailbox**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That put us right off our Lapsang sooshong and cucumber sandwhiches - whatever is this site comong to

vegetables have rights too"

Isn't cucumber a fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That put us right off our Lapsang sooshong and cucumber sandwhiches - whatever is this site comong to

vegetables have rights too

Isn't cucumber a fruit?"

No, silly, it's a long green thing, goes in salads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That put us right off our Lapsang sooshong and cucumber sandwhiches - whatever is this site comong to

vegetables have rights too

Isn't cucumber a fruit?

No, silly, it's a long green thing, goes in salads. "

they go in much darker places in south devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That put us right off our Lapsang sooshong and cucumber sandwhiches - whatever is this site comong to

vegetables have rights too

Isn't cucumber a fruit?

No, silly, it's a long green thing, goes in salads.

they go in much darker places in south devon "

It made my eyes water looking at that avitar!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"That put us right off our Lapsang sooshong and cucumber sandwhiches - whatever is this site comong to

vegetables have rights too

Isn't cucumber a fruit?

No, silly, it's a long green thing, goes in salads.

they go in much darker places in south devon "

just spluttered my wine all over my screen at that comment. not going to have any left at this rate, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO @ that too _muma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LMAO @ that too _muma! "

And me but I still think cucumber is a fruit! (Altho I s'pose he's not really bothered about its scientific classification!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear dragons den,

I am willing to allow you to invest £500 K in my company in exchange for one percent equity, out company sells and markets moisture resistant PC's and laptops.

The current demand is enormous !!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"LMAO @ that too _muma! "

Oh, I can see it's going to e one of those nights, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening Mr Broadpants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening Mr Broadpants "

evening sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm just wondering if it repeats on him?????????????????????? lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"evening Mr Broadpants

evening sexy lady "

Ah, Inspector Broadpants, are you going to be spoiling uz (said in a dodgy 'Ello 'Ello style-eeee)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm just wondering if it repeats on him?????????????????????? lol"

hahahahaha! he does tend to do that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you mean, push it in, pull it out....push it in, pull it out,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening Mr Broadpants

evening sexy lady

Ah, Inspector Broadpants, are you going to be spoiling uz (said in a dodgy 'Ello 'Ello style-eeee) "

anytime, ohh and help yourself to the ferraro rocher too, sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one seen the South Park episode where it PROVES conclusively that you can ingest food via the anal passage and expel it via the mouth, which has many health benefits. This guy is ahead of the times, mock him at your own risk, we'll all be doing it in the future lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

think we should open a book on the subject of his next post? Shoving bananas up his jacksy or runner beans down his japs eye

wonder if he did his apprenticeship on Dirty Sanchez?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think we should open a book on the subject of his next post? Shoving bananas up his jacksy or runner beans down his japs eye

wonder if he did his apprenticeship on Dirty Sanchez? "

I think it will be King Edwards so put me down for £5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any one seen the South Park episode where it PROVES conclusively that you can ingest food via the anal passage and expel it via the mouth, which has many health benefits. This guy is ahead of the times, mock him at your own risk, we'll all be doing it in the future lol"

it's gonna be a bit tedious eating grapes though or a family bag of Revels

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

The man from Del Monte, he says no, no, no, no, no!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

OK

Not read the cucumber thread yet......do i really wanna???

Have a full cucumber in the fridge right now- so what DO i do with it???

Answers on a post please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The man from Del Monte, he says no, no, no, no, no!!! "

unless its corn on the cob, or whole pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The man from Del Monte, he says no, no, no, no, no!!! "

P I N E A P P L E

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