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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here" No but I may start a trend here with it as I like it | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here No but I may start a trend here with it as I like it " thought you were poorly | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here" Laid ? | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here" Nope! Never heard of it here neither. Good luck with your strategy though | |||
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"I like laided too do you now " Yeah, kitchen Bathroom and Bedroom carpets are always good | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here Nope! Never heard of it here neither. Good luck with your strategy though " I've never heard it dither and I used to live in MK. Think he is telling porkies | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. need pussy now someone help me" op property ? | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. need pussy now someone help me" Try the local cats home lol | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. need pussy now someone help me op property ? " Come on now Granny, is blood is elsewhere! | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided " | |||
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"O there are some witty people on here real jokers" Come on you didn't really expect any thing else did you. If you want a meet for real, place a swingdate in the meet section. Posting it on the forums will always create jovial banter. | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided " Hehe! And that's all she saided........ | |||
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"O there are some witty people on here real jokers Come on you didn't really expect any thing else did you. If you want a meet for real, place a swingdate in the meet section. Posting it on the forums will always create jovial banter." agree with what you saided.. | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided Hehe! And that's all she saided........" | |||
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"I like laided too do you now Yeah, kitchen Bathroom and Bedroom carpets are always good " ya mixed the living room | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. need pussy now someone help me op property ? " "Yeah you know me!" Someone please get the reference | |||
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"I like laided too do you now Yeah, kitchen Bathroom and Bedroom carpets are always good ya mixed the living room" Oh yes they laided carpets in living rooms too don't they | |||
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"I think I need to lay down after reading this thread Is the OP lying down properly yet? " Don't you mean lying low? | |||
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"This post has maided my day! And mine! And mined ' " And minded!!! | |||
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"Actually, if he needs to get laided, do I need to get mandied???" Hmmmm. U may have a valid point there! I guess it really depends how desperate u are to get lickeded, kisseded n fuckeded | |||
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"Why not goeded outed anded meeted realed peopled insteaded of begginged for pityed sexed on hered?" cosed thed womened hered willed fucked anyoned ated anytimed | |||
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"Actually, if he needs to get laided, do I need to get mandied??? Hmmmm. U may have a valid point there! I guess it really depends how desperate u are to get lickeded, kisseded n fuckeded " Thoroughly mandied! | |||
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"Why not goeded outed anded meeted realed peopled insteaded of begginged for pityed sexed on hered? cosed thed womened hered willed fucked anyoned ated anytimed" Oh I forgotted it's instashaged innit. | |||
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"I've just haded me lunched. Haded a boileded hegg n breaded butter. Niced " | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided " I ignoreded this thread earlier. Now I am so glad I readed it. I laughded and laughded | |||
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"Sorry but im cracking up at "laided" " Is this some kind of new word? Does anyone know what it means? | |||
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"Bitching is really attractive. " Did you manage to "lay" anything? | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided I ignoreded this thread earlier. Now I am so glad I readed it. I laughded and laughded " Omg. This has just had me creased up laughing!!! X | |||
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"Why not goeded outed anded meeted realed peopled insteaded of begginged for pityed sexed on hered?" Gees, didn't know you could speak dutch | |||
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"I watched a horror film last night and i was very afraided!!! " Aw don't be scareded... You want me to hold your handed?? | |||
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"Bitching is really attractive. " aawww its the typo that everyone is laughing at not you,its been a hilarious thread and its thanks to you,sorry you can't see the funny side of it If there are posts that are personal to you then thats just because people have taken it the wrong way and they should be embarrassed as it makes them look silly | |||
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"Bitching is really attractive. " No, it isn't. Having a laugh is though and so is inventing a new word, so be pleased! | |||
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"Glad my morning horn gave you all so much pleasure today. Is that spelt correctly. Hope is okeded" Hey don't be a defeatist, you are still here...posting and no harm done, but you should think you have entertained us all | |||
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"I watched a horror film last night and i was very afraided!!! Aw don't be scareded... You want me to hold your handed?? " I wanna hold your handed, that was a Beatles songed, lol | |||
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"Julie that arse would keep me entertained" Are you calling me an arse? Haha | |||
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"Julie that arse would keep me entertained Are you calling me an arse? Haha" Eek woman! Are u being arseded? | |||
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"Julie that arse would keep me entertained Are you calling me an arse? Haha Eek woman! Are u being arseded? " Ooo I don't knowed cozed it is tooed confuseded for me-ed | |||
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"I keep singing wherever I laided my hat that's my bone. Julie, give us a twerk and I'll try and get a better song in my headed." Ok I am going to twank my twerk just for you Lickety, join in! | |||
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"I keep singing wherever I laided my hat that's my bone. Julie, give us a twerk and I'll try and get a better song in my headed. Ok I am going to twank my twerk just for you Lickety, join in! " Are we twanking too? That's two things at once. Since mine has more to move around it might prove dangerous. Yours will look better moving around I think. The thought of my arse twerking has put Fat Bottomed Girls in my head. Thank you Julie. | |||
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"Its back as I invented a new word for you all. I really need someone to sort me out today, , any offers?" I come up with new words all the time , lol | |||
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"lol its a common phrase here in the states as well" Comes from chickens on there eggs maybe , lol | |||
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"lol its a common phrase here in the states as wellComes from chickens on there eggs maybe , lol " maybe lol | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. need pussy now someone help me" im chuckling here thinking how funny it wld have been if your finger slipped and hit the d instead of s in pussy....yes yes silly i know but im in a silly mood | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7" ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy" | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy"" You sound like tweetie pie lol | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here" Wasn't common when I lived in MK lol | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7" a world pussy?? jesus, thats some BIIIIIIIGGGG pussy lol | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. need pussy now someone help me op property ? "Yeah you know me!" Someone please get the reference" You down with opp?!! You're naughty by nature! | |||
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"This has gotta be one of the funniest threads for ages! Just read it again and it's still made me chuckle x" It certainly started my day with a chuckle that's for sure! | |||
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"I used love that song had it on a tape. Unhear of these days even had a naughty by nature t shirt." I have it on my iPod, video too! | |||
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"I used love that song had it on a tape. Unhear of these days even had a naughty by nature t shirt." Shouldn't that have read ' naughtied bi nature ' ?? | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy"" That makes more sense than pussy to me - a nice shortening of pudendum. | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?" I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today? I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded " is that meant to be an M or a T in idioms? | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today? I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded is that meant to be an M or a T in idioms?" Ouched | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?" Personally I think it's a typo of ladied, the past participle of becoming a lady. I think you should speak very nicely to manrider or justjodie. I am sure they can give you tips on becoming a lady | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy" You sound like tweetie pie lol" | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy" You sound like tweetie pie lol" yeahhhh it does. almost wetting meself now laffin. | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today? I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded is that meant to be an M or a T in idioms? Ouched " he got burneded lol | |||
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"I'm too lazy to scroll up,. Did he get laided? " yes, some travelers came rounded and maded him into a driveway | |||
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"I'm too lazy to scroll up,. Did he get laided? yes, some travelers came rounded and maded him into a driveway" Not maded................turneded into a driveway................... | |||
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"I'm too lazy to scroll up,. Did he get laided? yes, some travelers came rounded and maded him into a driveway Not maded................turneded into a driveway................... " no, cuz once you turn into a driveway, your home lol | |||
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