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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here" No but I may start a trend here with it as I like it ![]() | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here No but I may start a trend here with it as I like it ![]() thought you were poorly ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here" Laid ? | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here" Nope! Never heard of it here neither. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I like laided too ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, kitchen Bathroom and Bedroom carpets are always good ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here Nope! Never heard of it here neither. ![]() ![]() I've never heard it dither and I used to live in MK. Think he is telling porkies | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. ![]() op property ? | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. ![]() Try the local cats home lol | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. ![]() Come on now Granny, is blood is elsewhere! | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"O there are some witty people on here real jokers" Come on you didn't really expect any thing else did you. If you want a meet for real, place a swingdate in the meet section. Posting it on the forums will always create jovial banter. | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided ![]() Hehe! And that's all she saided........ | |||
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"O there are some witty people on here real jokers Come on you didn't really expect any thing else did you. If you want a meet for real, place a swingdate in the meet section. Posting it on the forums will always create jovial banter." agree with what you saided.. | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I like laided too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ya mixed the living room ![]() | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. ![]() "Yeah you know me!" Someone please get the reference | |||
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"I like laided too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yes they laided carpets in living rooms too don't they ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think I need to lay down after reading this thread ![]() ![]() Don't you mean lying low? ![]() | |||
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"This post has maided my day! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And minded!!! ![]() | |||
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"Actually, if he needs to get laided, do I need to get mandied???" Hmmmm. U may have a valid point there! I guess it really depends how desperate u are to get lickeded, kisseded n fuckeded ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why not goeded outed anded meeted realed peopled insteaded of begginged for pityed sexed on hered?" cosed thed womened hered willed fucked anyoned ated anytimed | |||
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"Actually, if he needs to get laided, do I need to get mandied??? Hmmmm. U may have a valid point there! I guess it really depends how desperate u are to get lickeded, kisseded n fuckeded ![]() ![]() Thoroughly mandied! | |||
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"Why not goeded outed anded meeted realed peopled insteaded of begginged for pityed sexed on hered? cosed thed womened hered willed fucked anyoned ated anytimed" Oh I forgotted it's instashaged innit. | |||
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"I've just haded me lunched. Haded a boileded hegg n breaded butter. Niced ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided ![]() I ignoreded this thread earlier. Now I am so glad I readed it. I laughded and laughded ![]() | |||
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"Sorry but im cracking up at "laided" ![]() Is this some kind of new word? Does anyone know what it means? | |||
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"Bitching is really attractive. " Did you manage to "lay" anything? ![]() | |||
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"Good luck wiv getting laided - I'm off out shorty to get me leccy bill paided ![]() ![]() Omg. This has just had me creased up laughing!!! X | |||
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"Why not goeded outed anded meeted realed peopled insteaded of begginged for pityed sexed on hered?" Gees, didn't know you could speak dutch ![]() | |||
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"I watched a horror film last night and i was very afraided!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Aw don't be scareded... You want me to hold your handed?? ![]() | |||
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"Bitching is really attractive. " aawww its the typo that everyone is laughing at not you,its been a hilarious thread and its thanks to you,sorry you can't see the funny side of it ![]() | |||
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"Bitching is really attractive. " No, it isn't. Having a laugh is though and so is inventing a new word, so be pleased! ![]() | |||
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"Glad my morning horn gave you all so much pleasure today. Is that spelt correctly. Hope is okeded" Hey don't be a defeatist, you are still here...posting and no harm done, but you should think you have entertained us all ![]() | |||
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"I watched a horror film last night and i was very afraided!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wanna hold your handed, that was a Beatles songed, lol ![]() | |||
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"Julie that arse would keep me entertained" Are you calling me an arse? Haha | |||
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"Julie that arse would keep me entertained Are you calling me an arse? Haha" Eek woman! Are u being arseded? ![]() | |||
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"Julie that arse would keep me entertained Are you calling me an arse? Haha Eek woman! Are u being arseded? ![]() Ooo I don't knowed cozed it is tooed confuseded for me-ed ![]() | |||
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"I keep singing wherever I laided my hat that's my bone. ![]() Ok I am going to twank my twerk just for you Lickety, join in! ![]() | |||
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"I keep singing wherever I laided my hat that's my bone. ![]() ![]() Are we twanking too? That's two things at once. Since mine has more to move around it might prove dangerous. Yours will look better moving around I think. The thought of my arse twerking has put Fat Bottomed Girls in my head. Thank you Julie. | |||
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"Its back as I invented a new word for you all. I really need someone to sort me out today, , any offers?" I come up with new words all the time , lol ![]() | |||
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"lol its a common phrase here in the states as well" Comes from chickens on there eggs maybe , lol ![]() | |||
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"lol its a common phrase here in the states as wellComes from chickens on there eggs maybe , lol ![]() maybe lol | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. ![]() im chuckling here thinking how funny it wld have been if your finger slipped and hit the d instead of s in pussy....yes yes silly i know but im in a silly mood | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7" ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy" | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy"" You sound like tweetie pie lol | |||
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"You never heard of that down in Suffolk? Common phrase here" Wasn't common when I lived in MK lol | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7" a world pussy?? jesus, thats some BIIIIIIIGGGG pussy lol | |||
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"If you had read op property explains a little more. ![]() You down with opp?!! You're naughty by nature! ![]() | |||
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"This has gotta be one of the funniest threads for ages! Just read it again and it's still made me chuckle x" It certainly started my day with a chuckle that's for sure! ![]() | |||
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"I used love that song had it on a tape. Unhear of these days even had a naughty by nature t shirt." I have it on my iPod, video too! ![]() | |||
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"I used love that song had it on a tape. Unhear of these days even had a naughty by nature t shirt." Shouldn't that have read ' naughtied bi nature ' ?? ![]() | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy"" That makes more sense than pussy to me - a nice shortening of pudendum. | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?" I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded ![]() | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today? I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded ![]() is that meant to be an M or a T in idioms? | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today? I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded ![]() Ouched ![]() | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today?" Personally I think it's a typo of ladied, the past participle of becoming a lady ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy" You sound like tweetie pie lol" | |||
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"Puddy I like it somehow not atractive as pussy. I love the world pussy I wonder why? Maybe because im thinking about it 24/7ohhh i dunno....has a ring to it...."come fiddle with me puddy" You sound like tweetie pie lol" yeahhhh it does. almost wetting meself now laffin. | |||
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"going off tast here, got fancies getting laided today? I'll get back to u on this as soon as I can lay hands on my ' how to speak in 21st century idioms ' dictionaryded ![]() ![]() he got burneded lol | |||
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"I'm too lazy to scroll up,. Did he get laided? " yes, some travelers came rounded and maded him into a driveway | |||
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"I'm too lazy to scroll up,. Did he get laided? yes, some travelers came rounded and maded him into a driveway" Not maded................turneded into a driveway................... ![]() | |||
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"I'm too lazy to scroll up,. Did he get laided? yes, some travelers came rounded and maded him into a driveway Not maded................turneded into a driveway................... ![]() no, cuz once you turn into a driveway, your home lol | |||
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