FabSwingers.com forum: Your Ideal Mate Should Be

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Someone who accept your shortcomings and virtues.

What do you think your ideal mate should be like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who accept your shortcomings and virtues.

Is that a euphemism for premature ejaculation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kind, affectionate and generous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One with a beer coaster glued to the back of her head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three feet tall with a flat head for my drink. Massive ears to hold him by and a very long windey tongue that vibrates when I pull his hair.

I'm still deciding whether he will be allowed to talk and which leg we will strap his enormous tool to.

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"One with a beer coaster glued to the back of her head!"

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Three feet tall with a flat head for my drink. Massive ears to hold him by and a very long windey tongue that vibrates when I pull his hair.

I'm still deciding whether he will be allowed to talk and which leg we will strap his enormous tool to.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Alive!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alive!!!"

Your just going TOO far with that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the adjoining cell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mate as in friend, or mate as in life partner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ideal mate should be able to accept they are in the wrong

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Intense.

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"mate as in friend, or mate as in life partner?"
As in life partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky!!!

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Kinky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mate as in friend, or mate as in life partner?As in life partner

someone that will love you at your worst, and enjoy you at your best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferably with a pulse, or at least still warm

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"mate as in friend, or mate as in life partner?As in life partner

someone that will love you at your worst, and enjoy you at your best."

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Preferably with a pulse, or at least still warm

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

your husband ,mine is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

And horny as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest!

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Alive!!!"

But if your really fit, this is negoitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mate as in friend, or mate as in life partner?As in life partner

someone that will love you at your worst, and enjoy you at your best."

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't want a mate

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Loose and tight..................

Morally loose and biologically tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ideal mate should be able to accept they are in the wrong

Even when they aren't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest!!!!!!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!

Fuck me, no wonder I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who has the same passions as me, someone with the same ideals and outlook on life as me. Someone who can tell me to shut the fuck up when I need to be told to shut the fuck up. Someone who will know when I need my own personal space without asking or being told, and just give it to me and respect the fact that I need more personal space than most people. Someone kind, honest, respectful, cheeky, has a glint in the eye and that I can talk to about any old shit - good, bad, serious and not so serious. Someone who won't continually ask "why do you need so many shoes?". Oh and they must be a neat and clean freak!

Fuck me, no wonder I'm single

Yep!! Good luck with finding him!!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, no wonder I'm single

Laughed at this but because it's more true than not.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Fuck me, no wonder I'm single

Yep!! Good luck with finding him!!x"

It's ok. I am quite happy single and I have resigned myself to the fact that he doesn't exist

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Fuck me, no wonder I'm single

Yep!! Good luck with finding him!!x

It's ok. I am quite happy single and I have resigned myself to the fact that he doesn't exist

Apart from the clean and neat freak bit you just described my perfect man. I did find him once..but he wasn't available.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ideal mate should be able to accept they are in the wrong

that as a touch of the Brian clough's about it

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Alive!!!"

Gordons Alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, no wonder I'm single

Yep!! Good luck with finding him!!x

It's ok. I am quite happy single and I have resigned myself to the fact that he doesn't exist

Apart from the clean and neat freak bit you just described my perfect man. I did find him once..but he wasn't available."

what is this mythical creature you ladies speak of

if your doing a bucket list do not forget the part about putting the toilet seat down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who dosnt think HE is always right

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Someone with a pulse and a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone with a pulse and a cock

i have a massive pulse and a small cock

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Someone with a pulse and a cock

i have a massive pulse and a small cock

Lol you sound perfect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone with a pulse and a cock

i have a massive pulse and a small cock

Lol you sound perfect lol "

i can go all night but im not big enough to make you sore if you leave your knickers on to give me extra momentum

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Fuck me, no wonder I'm single

Shut ...........the ...........fuck ..........up

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"Someone who accept your shortcomings and virtues.

What do you think your ideal mate should be like."

What you said and breathing. And hates reality tv and soap operas like corrie and bellenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who loves me enough to share my kinky side.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My perfect mate would be ... absent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mute

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

I have already found my perfect mate

Fall out once in a while very very rarely but always make up always sees the brighter side of life. Picks me up when I'm down. Go out together and enjoy each others company. Been together some years with a few children under our wing and still say to each other regular how much we love each other. How she puts up with me I'll never know but to that extent my wife is my ideal mate.

Looks can be deceiving. Personalitys are not always as they seem but we read each other like an open book some times. A lot of people would say what a load of croc but I'm a very lucky guy and I tell her all the time

Love now and allways mrs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who accept your shortcomings and virtues.

What do you think your ideal mate should be like."

someone who can put up with me lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

someone I can trust

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"An ideal mate should be able to accept they are in the wrong

Even when they aren't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ideal mate should be able to accept they are in the wrong

Even when they aren't!

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth

Morals ... integrity

Yes I ask way too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth

Morals ... integrity

Yes I ask way too much"

Oh yes just stick to the first 4 words and you will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three feet tall with a flat head for my drink. Massive ears to hold him by and a very long windey tongue that vibrates when I pull his hair.

I'm still deciding whether he will be allowed to talk and which leg we will strap his enormous tool to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall dark and handsome with the ability to tell the truth

Morals ... integrity

Yes I ask way too much

Oh yes just stick to the first 4 words and you will be fine

See I have to ' settle' once again !!!

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